The language thread

Hoi zäme und willkome im Sprachefade.
Hallo und willkommen im Sprachenfaden.
Hello and welcome to the language thread.
Salut et bienvenue aux fil de languages.

After another off topic discussion about languages I thought it would be good to have a dedicated thread. I am more of a math than a language person. I am not really good in learning languages but I have a more 'scientific' interest in them. I think it's very interesting to know where certain rules and expressions come from.

At the top I wrote the same sentence in the languages I know, ordered by my knowledge about it. It could be that the French one is completely wrong as my French.... c'est la merde!

Would it be kosher to fake it?

Dasten zee granten permissitz ver sprachen toro schitz?
Voulez vous licentsure a la pooh pooh?

Tervehdys, ja tervetuloa kieliketjuun!

Is that like uhm, Fridays, yes, turning to young liking times?

I refuse to use a translator. :haha:

It's the phrase EarthJoker used in his OP.

Hej och välkomna till språktråden! Inga finntroll :mad:

Hey, and good welcome to speaking to the Finnish troll?

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Originally Posted by Aimless

Hej och välkomna till språktråden! Inga finntroll :mad:

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I actually saw Finntroll last night. They were okay. They didn't have shirts on, those poor musician boys :(

Meh, my German atrophied horribly during my North American isolation. Starting with grad school, I haven't entered another country but Canada, though my surgery this year interrupted a conference trip to Heidelberg, and a planned visit with cousins im Schwartzwald. I was good by American standards, though doubtlessly Europpean polyglots would have found it pathetic. Now? Not so much. :(

Adden das. Guten morn. Nacht musik es barren march. Kinder volk es hinderlichten? Mein kardiac ben swollengarde und oroles draggen zei unter. Lieber mein compotes (comerades?) und sein feinnes (oops that sounds a bit Gaelic or something).

Leiderhosen mein gourdes und katzes sprenckel, sprechen ze purr.

:heart:

GGT your fake German sounds like Dutch to me. Or is it fake Dutch?

I think writing English in German phonetics works better than writing German in English phonetics. Maybe because English isn't very phonetic in the first place?

Wattewer Ei doun't rilli kähr abaut tis, te onli Probläm is tät I kant wreit te 'th' in Tschörmen phonetiks.

Sveicināti, un laipni lūgti valodu tēmā!

добр день, комрады

HELLO! J'aimais bien lire son allemanglais, earthJoker. Je sais pas pourquoi j'ecris en francais et en plus sans les accents, mes c'est trop dur a les tapper. J'espere qu'on peut me comprendre, mais sinon vous etes des ptits cochons, salopes, et fils de puts, et j'ai aussi defonce vos meres. Au revoir, bonne soiree!

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Originally Posted by GGT

Hey, and good welcome to speaking to the Finnish troll?

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Hello and welcome to the language thread! No pimpletrolls :mad:

Finland is not a pimple, we're the scrotum to your penis

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Originally Posted by earthJoker

Hello and welcome to the language thread.

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שלום! ברוכים הבאים להודעת לשון

Rough transliteration: Shalom! Bruhim haba'aim l'hoda'at lashon.

Of course, transliterations don't do it justice - the 'h' and 'r' in Bruhim, some of the 'a's, etc. But you get the idea. Also I took a stab at the correct translation of 'thread' - the actual translation would be חוט but I think הודעה or 'message' is the correctly used term on forums.

I could probably guess my way around an Aramaic translation, but it would be irrelevant in the context since the language doesn't have meaningful nouns for things like 'thread'.

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Originally Posted by Nessus

I actually saw Finntroll last night. They were okay. They didn't have shirts on, those poor musician boys :(

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Immediately made me think of this...

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia, Metalocalypse Episode: Dethtroll

In Finland the band accidentally awaken Mustakrakish, the lake troll. The troll rampages, killing thousands, destroying entire cities, and disables all electronics in Finland. The band decides to put the troll back to sleep so they can once again use e-mail and their Dethphones (Metal-themed cellphones). But without electronics, they're forced to use acoustic instruments. They confront the troll in the lake and attempt to sing him a lullaby with the accoustic instruments. It appears to be working until Murderface's Dethphone rings and he answers it. The troll rages and destroys the instruments. Murderface loses reception on his Dethphone and throws it into the troll's throat. The troll kills itself trying to get the Dethphone out.

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Originally Posted by earthJoker

GGT your fake German sounds like Dutch to me. Or is it fake Dutch?

I think writing English in German phonetics works better than writing German in English phonetics. Maybe because English isn't very phonetic in the first place?

Wattewer Ei doun't rilli kähr abaut tis, te onli Probläm is tät I kant wreit te 'th' in Tschörmen phonetiks.

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:D Vee or Zee? Up next--Ebonics?