What was CC doing?
What was CC doing?
Somebody's mom?
tee hee hee
Sorry for that.
Your mum.
Oh sorry, got beat to the punch.
Pursuing other forum watering holes nomadically?
You could always ask him, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aimless
Though, if you prefer, you're welcome to go on the world's most boring online scavenger hunt instead...
I'm pretty sure that's more of a figurative title, not a literal description of my sexual partner(s).Quote:
Originally Posted by RandBlade
:downcast: I will ask: Cain, what were you up to this past year?
Mostly the same thing I do every year, which is to say that while waiting around to die, I spend most of my time and effort engaged in marginally successful efforts to extract pleasure from a cruel and wicked world infested by stupid primates who continually interfere in my private affairs because of a desire to control or destroy anything beyond their ability to understand (which at last check was almost everything).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreadnaught
And as usual, there's a lesser amount of time and effort expended at the behest of my Zionist masters in killing brown people to steal their oil, burn their plants and deliver up their babies to be eaten by Israelis in their passover feasts, all while trying to subvert the will of Allah and steal the purity of Muslim men by afflicting them with ravenous harlots to steal their purity through horrific acts of literacy and uncovered ankles. Or something to that effect... I don't remember exactly how it goes at the moment, but even though my insidious purpose to blaspheme Allah and oppress his faithful doesn't much affect what I do, it does impact where I do it, and the quality of my electronic resources while I do it. But, I can't very well oppress them all and attack their God if I stay on the other side of the world all the time, so sacrifices must be made... and not just of Palestinian babies, either. Sad but true that a local presence is still required for any real measure of Zioerican oppression, especially given the utter failure our Mossad programs to train squirrels and sharks to do it for us.
Naturally, when closer to home, my efforts are spent harming America by inviting the wrath of God down upon the nation and subverting our righteous leadership and God-given claim to everything with treasonous notions of liberty, freedom from arbitrary tyranny and other assorted unAmerican ideas. Not that this takes up all my time at home; I have it on good authority that I also spend a good deal of it being a harmful influence in other, not-so-treasonous ways, such as being a racist, an apologist for [non-governmental] crooks and fraudsters, and an advocate of killing off all the poor in America too. Sounds like hard work, but I'm so good at it, I can do it without even being aware of it these days. Oh, and I just found out that I've been bullying and raping children too... but I'm sure if I did any of that this past year or not... let me find out and get back to you.
All this while exploiting and victimizing corporate America in exchange for my technical abilities, which, fortunately no one minds because it seems that commerce and profits were decided to be immoral while I was away. There was a bit of that going on before last year too, of course, but now it seems to apply to every industry, and not just banks or oil companies. Then a few days ago, as I was juggling all those balls and afflicting all those evils on my fellow man, I made one of my occasional and irregular checks on this place, noticed that my reason for staying away had been purged, and being that I'd feel remiss in not afflict myself on this place without a good reason, returned once more.
Pretty sure that's about it... nothing overly unusual or particularly evil comes to mind at the moment. I think it was just a run-of-the-mill year in the life of a crusading Zionist oppressor, moral degenerate and America-hating traitor, truth be told.
Glad to hear. Thought perhaps you'd been caged in a prison for screwing an under-aged female with a fake ID, wielding your gun (without a conceal-carry permit), making "terrorist threats" on the intarwebs, driving under the influence and smashing a parked car or hitting pedestrians in the cross-walk, not paying taxes to the IRS, being busted for growing pot in your closet under a gro-lite, or something stupid like not paying your piled-up parking or speeding citations.
For a while there I really did wonder if you'd landed in the hospital with a bunch of broken bones and internal injuries, angry and oppositional to the nth degree, then transferred to the psych ward, pending a criminal trial. :(
Yeah, no. If any of that happens, I'm sure the violence preceding my death will make headlines. Your concern is touching, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
There's doubt any headline would begin with "Citizen Cain", or that any of us here would have known your situation as published in the press. A couple of people here may know your real name and could "follow" you....but most of us wouldn't have a clue. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
I was happy to see you post again. It meant you weren't dead or in prison. :D
Plus, your obnoxious and contentious ways add a little spark this place needs. You fucking lolbertarian twit. :heart:
Sounds like a nice game of CounterStrike. :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
I suppose y'all would confuse me with one of the other Canadian-born, anti-government "extremists" residing in central Ohio, making a living in computer technology and preferring to shoot it out with every cop between here and the border rather than be arrested for some E felony?Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
If I'd known there were so many of us, I'd have started a support group... :p
It does, doesn't it? There's something else I'm going to have to get back to, given the lack of decent gaming offerings in the past year or two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreadnaught
I'm sure my friends in Mansfield would hear about it. (:Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
I've gotten a bit into it again if you ever want to coordinate.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
I'm not very good.
Cain's back.
Neat!
I thought Cain worked in IT
Yes, he did. Actually, this confuses me.Quote:
Originally Posted by DecoyMilk
Well, anyway, in my defense, I'm only an IT guy because I couldn't find a position as a trust fund playboy. :( And, to be fair, with the combination of the crappy economy and corporate culture/attitude about IT, I'm thinking about finding a better, more respectable career. Prostitution and "medical guinea pig" come to mind immediately... or maybe I could find a buyer for one of my kidneys... :|
I thought Cain was either a professional internet gambler, or involved in arms-trading or military "contracts" somehow, hiding in suburban Ohio under tons of proxies or computer tricks that make it look like he's on another continent. :haha:
My guess is IT in the military....
Oh, you didn't hear? Feds shut that all down and seized everyone's bankrolls, a few months back. Google "black friday" and "internet poker." :(Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
Well, that's the dream, at least... but so long as I can make decent money without being investigated by every federal agency and ending up on every terrorist watch list, I'm thinking I'll do that instead. But, never say never... the way the feds are cracking down on everything and running legitimate business out of the country, who knows what the future will hold.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
And I think my current exit node is near San Francisco, for what it's worth. :p
Ewww, God no. Why would anyone want to work a military job they can get more pay and better hours for out in the free world? The appeal of the military (for me) has always been getting paid to jump out of planes and play with guns. Killing brown folks, stealing oil and angering Allah are significant fringe benefits, naturally, but it's always been about that macho/geeky/adrenaline-rushy fantasy of getting to play with the best killing tools and getting shot at, without being shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl
After doing that, everything else in life is plain dull.
Then why in the world would Cain endeavor to live in Canadian frozen tundra, isolated and self-sustained? This does not compute.
Against my better judgment... why not? What "does not compute?"
Does not compute means....are you chasing adrenaline thrills in social life, or aiming at a self-sustaining hermit type excitement in permafrost? They are very different things. :confused:Quote:
Killing brown folks, stealing oil and angering Allah are significant fringe benefits, naturally, but it's always been about that macho/geeky/adrenaline-rushy fantasy of getting to play with the best killing tools and getting shot at, without being shot.
After doing that, everything else in life is plain dull.
It's all a charade.....or a facade.....or something.....
Long terms goals and the realities of the present are also very different things. I hope your next assertion isn't going to be that I can't have both, because they're different. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
C'mon, you're the founding member and chief spokesman of the Cain-is-a-Misanthrope Foundation... you really find it hard to believe that I'd dream of abandoning people to the hell they've made for themselves someday, while maintaining my sanity in the present through petty pursuits of pleasure? Why? It's not exactly all that uncommon, amongst my misanthropic ilk. :downcast:
If only. Note to self: next time, take the blue pill. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl