Originally Posted by
ar81
Ideas for a forum post to earn a ban (they say these topics are neutral)...
1. Blog content sharing. Visit my political blog...
2. Pokemon games: Election of the best Pokemon
3. Autobiography: How I saved the planet from ... (name of your favolrite politician)
4. About Akira Toriyama: Toriyama runs for president...
5. Guppies! Something smells fishy in politics...
6. PWNed, and why. My party won, you are PWNED!!
7. Your life. Gonna tell you why (name of politician) is a jerk
8. Your experiences. (name of politician) is a bastard... gonna tell you my story.
9. Your life/death experiences. How politicians extinguished humans.
10. Ghosts and ghouls. The ghost of past administrations replace the ghosts of past chistmas...
11. Dracula. How politicians and bankers suck your blood...
12. Emulators. How to play the last warez that cracks the simulation of democracy we have in my country.
13. Laptops. Post political posts anywhere, wireless...
14. Technical aspects. How politics formatted my hard disk...
15. Career obligations. How to become bastard politician...
16. Oceanography. Jacques Cousteau visits the world of deep politics of the yellow submarine and the kindom of tyhe political meanies.
17. Astrology. There is a politician in your future.
18. Forum Chicken Soup for the Soul. How to make soup with politicians.
19. Blasphemy. Talk like a politician!!!
20. Tim, you rock! (Not offending) What does it have to do with treasury?
21. Gardening. Plant a politician and let the spikes to kill you.
22. General. Grand Moff Tarking and imperial politics...
23. Mineral collections. Talking about the collection of stones David used to defeat Goliath in a political debate.
24. Past hobbies. When I was a politician...
25. When a guy smacks you, what would you do? Kick him out of the party!!
26. When you're lost, what should you do? Sit down on the chair of president I have behind me.
27. Survival techniques. How not to be backstabbed in politics.
28. Ninja! How to be elected without being seen, using lobbying money (it is not corruption, it is political free market).
29. Programming. How to reprogram voters botnets with lies, so they vote for you.
30. Daylight Savings. How I reduced deficit...
31. How to... do nothing and be elected for the next term.
32. Binary secrets. 000100001 of geopolitics...
33. How to quiz... Who is that politician?
34. How to practice... being a scum as a politician.
35. How to play... simcity for incompetents in real life.
36. Zits. What?
37. A list of other things. Other miscellaneous political matters.
38. Generosity. How to pretend...
39. Geniuses and Dummies. How to manipulate them both.
40. Teeth and Dental Stuffs. How to bite a slide of public money.
41. Mythbusters!! Why honest politician is a contradiction.
42. Hitchhikers' Galaxies. Politics i outer space.
43. Myth or Rumor series I made last year. President Evil premier tomorrow...
44. Tough and Madness. Banker bonuses.
45. Oh boy... The borg assimilated my planet and onlyleft me a politician...
46. Handheld handling. How to control people.
47. Forecasting who gets banned. Those who post about politics...
48. Let's play Pikmin. Prepare the voter's dice.
49. Roleplaying. Which global leader do you want to play?
50. Let's all go to the OB - The Pub. Drink public money, make a speech, then go to pee on population...