I tend to post more coherent things if I'm drunkQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeKhan
But thanks for asking!
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I tend to post more coherent things if I'm drunkQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeKhan
But thanks for asking!
I was just playing Devil's Advocate anyway...:noob: I don't plan on cranking out ten kids just because I have such great genes :p
Clearly there would have to be an objective, verifable and independantly applied measure of fitness before we started limiting breeding. And then we'd have to understand the consequences to our genome of removing all that genetic diversity. And of course both of these are beyond human capability right now. Too bad the will and stupidity of implementing a fitness program anyway isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl
I still don't understand this thread title / poll. Tear, Veldan and Knux are fathers? :confused:
Someone hasn't been around middle-class New Yorkers in their 20s. :noob:
Afaik I'm the only father on this forum. Kind of odd, that.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
what?
Gogo, Ominous, Termite.
Just that the poll doesn't match the title question. :confused:
Gee, the whole thing is a piss-take.
Oh yeah. Duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer
Gogo's not been around. Termite's a dad? I had no idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
Loonielewk's a dad too.
sadly :(
Aye.
Oh, and Decoy too, but he ain't around much either.
A Boy (16) & a Girl (14), I've mentioned them often enough but I don't exactly drone on about them here as mostly my kids are part of my private life stuff and not part of my interweb stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeKhan
That's probably a good idea, given their ages. Though Cain hasn't posted lately so it's a bit more safe on this site at least.
Decoy's a dad? I thought he was in highschool. Well, that's notQuote:
Originally Posted by Timbuk2
Holy shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by termite
Ya, Decoy's lady was due a week before me...and I'm several days overdue here. :( So I'm sure at this point he is officially a Dad.
Is this #1?Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl
Yes
Congratulations. New babies are such a treat. :D :up: (I'm SO happy I don't have any! ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl
I'm sure she's looking forward to that moment when she realizes that newborns shit while they are eating, and that when you are holding your newborn in a good breastfeeding position their little newborn diapers tend to leak.
My son's very first wiz went on my shoe. One time my daughter had diarhea in the back of her diaper while puking her cereal into the front. <sigh> She's ten now and struggling over the theme of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes for an essay she's writing. "But dad, there's no resolution. She died in the end." :|
Luckily for us, scarlett stayed small enough for a comfortable football hold feeding until well after she stopped shitting that tar substance
but yeah, baby crap is never fun. We went out last night for a quick redbox + donut run, and had to cut the donut part out because scarlett filled her diaper, pants, and carseat with poop. We were gone for like 10 minutes! The one time I don't grap the diaper bag. :(
She's been served her eviction notice, so she has two days or else doc is inducing us on Monday.