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04-30-2010, 09:25 PM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Spawnie

Yeah, i suppose there isnt such a thing as a muslim who isnt 100% compliant with their religious bullshit.

The best one are the ones about not being allowed to have certain involuntary bodily functions during certain weeks of the year. :haha:
04-30-2010, 09:59 PM
Young Mage

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Originally Posted by CitizenCain

With all the gay kids, right?

What are all of you doing in that dark, cramped closet, I wonder? :o

Hey, don't misquote me. Not cool. :sour:

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Originally Posted by Being

Then you have little right to claim muslimity.

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I guess I use religion as an excuse to not drink.

Next question. :p
04-30-2010, 10:07 PM
Spawnie

Read my sig

Edit: Read my sig?
04-30-2010, 10:08 PM
littlelolligagged

Mage, dear, you can't claim offense when you use a a term yourself.
04-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Being

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Originally Posted by Young Mage

Next question. :p

Didn't Muhammad die drunk?
04-30-2010, 10:19 PM
Young Mage

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

Mage, dear, you can't claim offense when you use a a term yourself.

But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part. :(

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Originally Posted by Being

Didn't Muhammad die drunk?

I don't think so. I always remembered him being crucif...on second thoughts, beats the alternatives. :p
04-30-2010, 10:27 PM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Young Mage

But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part. :(

If you're going to whine you can do it somewhere else.
04-30-2010, 10:31 PM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Young Mage

But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part. :(

The word "an?" That was the most important part?

If that's true, you're doing this whole "language" thing wrong. :p

Besides, I replaced it with "[...]" - that is the recognized symbol for "something was omitted here." And really, if you're not going to laugh it off when I twist your words into a minor funny, I don't know what you expect me to do. That's pretty much all I do around here, unless someone's trolled me into posting about being a libertarian and making the rivers run red with the blood of the government and its supporters.
04-30-2010, 10:39 PM
Young Mage

Meanwhile, back in Virginia, Young Mage accidentally made Cain feel guilty. I think I just made history.

I was joking anyways, I don't really get offended that easily. Acting out is too much fun. :p
04-30-2010, 10:42 PM
Crowheart

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Originally Posted by Young Mage

.... Cain feel guilty....

Paradox detected....does not compute.
04-30-2010, 10:43 PM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Young Mage

Meanwhile, back in Virginia, Young Mage accidentally made Cain feel guilty.

Well, since you clearly haven't read anything I've ever posted, I should introduce myself.

"Hi, I'm Cain. And you are?" :p

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Originally Posted by Crowheart

Paradox detected....does not compute.

Well, to be fair, it has happened from time to time (though not over anything online). But that's why I always keep a fifth of guilt antidote nearby! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...atdrink008.gif
04-30-2010, 10:46 PM
Young Mage

Wait, I just read what I wrote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7utC_...eature=related

;)
04-30-2010, 11:18 PM
Loki

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Originally Posted by Spawnie

I love it when young people say they have never had a drink and never will.

You just wait for the crushing lonely bitterness of adulthood my boy.

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.
04-30-2010, 11:53 PM
Flixy

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Originally Posted by Spawnie

You just wait for the crushing lonely bitterness of adulthood my boy.

You really make it sound very poetic :heart:
04-30-2010, 11:54 PM
Nessus

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Originally Posted by Loki

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.

How joyous it is that correlation isn't causation!
05-01-2010, 12:02 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.

You need a drink and to relax. Just one, though.
05-01-2010, 12:02 AM
Loki

A lack of a correlation does imply a lack of causation however. :noob:

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

You need a drink and to relax. Just one, though.

I relax just fine without drinks. But thanks for offering. :o
05-01-2010, 12:02 AM
Nessus

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Originally Posted by Loki

A lack of a correlation does imply a lack of causation however. :noob:

Yeah well you're a fucking cunt you are!
05-01-2010, 12:08 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

I relax just fine without drinks. But thanks for offering. :o

:o You know, I need one of you non-drinking types. To drive to the liquor store for me.
05-01-2010, 12:10 AM
Loki

I'm actually indifferent about alcohol. I drink it when offered. I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.
05-01-2010, 12:12 AM
Being

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Originally Posted by Loki

...I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.

It makes women look good enough to take home.
05-01-2010, 12:13 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

I'm actually indifferent about alcohol. I drink it when offered. I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.

I don't necessarily think it is.
05-01-2010, 12:14 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Being

It makes women look good enough to take home.

And when applied to the women, it makes you look go enough go home with! (That's my personal favorite use for alcohol, at least.)
05-01-2010, 12:18 AM
Loki

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I don't necessarily think it is.

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.
05-01-2010, 12:20 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.

I think the point depends on what/why/where/withwhom/etc.

So does the effect on certain activities.
05-01-2010, 12:21 AM
Loki

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I think the point depends on what/why/where/withwhom/etc.

So does the effect on certain activities.

Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol. :o
05-01-2010, 12:23 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol. :o

Those people aren't much fun, even drunk.
05-01-2010, 12:24 AM
Spawnie

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Originally Posted by Loki

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.

I dont know what you are trying to say!

I was referring to everyone!

Both correlation and causation may apply to studies of alcoholism as it provides a temporary elevation in mood but a long-term depression of mood!
05-01-2010, 12:24 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Loki

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.

Well, you read wrong. A drunk chick is so much easier to get off than a sober one. Plus, they lose track of time and may get the impression that you're a marathon lover. :D

Seriously... :D:D:yum::D:D
05-01-2010, 12:26 AM
Loki

That only works if you're not drunk as well. And given how alert a drunk chick would be, you'd be just as well in using another object. :o

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