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05-01-2010, 12:12 AM
Being

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Originally Posted by Loki

...I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.

It makes women look good enough to take home.
05-01-2010, 12:13 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

I'm actually indifferent about alcohol. I drink it when offered. I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.

I don't necessarily think it is.
05-01-2010, 12:14 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Being

It makes women look good enough to take home.

And when applied to the women, it makes you look go enough go home with! (That's my personal favorite use for alcohol, at least.)
05-01-2010, 12:18 AM
Loki

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I don't necessarily think it is.

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.
05-01-2010, 12:20 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.

I think the point depends on what/why/where/withwhom/etc.

So does the effect on certain activities.
05-01-2010, 12:21 AM
Loki

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I think the point depends on what/why/where/withwhom/etc.

So does the effect on certain activities.

Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol. :o
05-01-2010, 12:23 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol. :o

Those people aren't much fun, even drunk.
05-01-2010, 12:24 AM
Spawnie

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Originally Posted by Loki

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.

I dont know what you are trying to say!

I was referring to everyone!

Both correlation and causation may apply to studies of alcoholism as it provides a temporary elevation in mood but a long-term depression of mood!
05-01-2010, 12:24 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Loki

So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.

Well, you read wrong. A drunk chick is so much easier to get off than a sober one. Plus, they lose track of time and may get the impression that you're a marathon lover. :D

Seriously... :D:D:yum::D:D
05-01-2010, 12:26 AM
Loki

That only works if you're not drunk as well. And given how alert a drunk chick would be, you'd be just as well in using another object. :o
05-01-2010, 12:28 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by Loki

That only works if you're not drunk as well. And given how alert a drunk chick would be, you'd be just as well in using another object. :o

:mad: While using another object is fne, please don't group all drunk chicks together.

Hell, I'm fantastic even when I can't remember a thing.
05-01-2010, 12:31 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by Loki

That only works if you're not drunk as well.

No, not really. Unless you're a dumbass/inexperienced alky and don't know your drunk well enough to predict the onset of whiskey dick.

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Originally Posted by Loki

And given how alert a drunk chick would be, you'd be just as well in using another object. :o

Drunk doesn't mean blind, silly cat. But you do bring up another important advantage... drunk chicks aren't alert enough to tell if you're wearing your raincoat or not! :D

Also, no, you wouldn't be just as well off using another object, since you're generally looking to get an orgasm out of the deal too.
05-01-2010, 01:17 AM
littlelolligagged

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Originally Posted by CitizenCain

No, not really. Unless you're a dumbass/inexperienced alky and don't know your drunk well enough to predict the onset of whiskey dick.

It's not just whiskey dick that is the problem, from my experiences with drinkers.

NSFW

Spoiler:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...e-at-beach.jpg

I'm done, now. I would like to know if anyone besides me and Nessie would appreciate a NSFW piccy thread, though.
05-01-2010, 01:19 AM
Spawnie

Your books are leading you astray Loki
05-01-2010, 01:38 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

It's not just whiskey dick that is the problem, from my experiences with drinkers.

O? Do tell. I like knowledge. (Assuming, of course, you're not talking about getting puked on or something really dumb like that.) Only problem I've ever had was... um, being unable to... finish, but that just sucked for me. She was rather impressed, and I got to try to sleep with a raging boner I couldn't get rid of. :sour:

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I would like to know if anyone besides me and Nessie would appreciate a NSFW piccy thread, though.

Me, please!
05-01-2010, 01:52 AM
littlelolligagged

My problem with really drunk men isn't so much the whiskey dick or the inability to finish (which is an issue to me - I tend to like the tasty filling at the end, no matter what variety of sexing comes before that), but the lack of finesse. With women, the coordination problems are really the big issue.

It's not everyone; there are plenty of people who are more than capable of handling their liquor.
05-01-2010, 02:09 AM
CitizenCain

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

but the lack of finesse. With women, the coordination problems are really the big issue.

Yeah... maybe I'm still young enough that this is pretty common anyway, drunk or sober, so you tend to barely notice. <sigh> And the ones who do know how to handle a dick are crazy, bitchy, ice-princesses, stuck-up or knocked-up. :sour:

Well, fuck it... I guess I'll head out and see if I can hook up with a crazy, bitchy, stuck-up ice princess tonight. Wish me luck, I guess - maybe I'll wreck on the way to the bar.
05-01-2010, 02:20 AM
littlelolligagged

Have fun!
05-01-2010, 04:21 AM
Nessus

So we're both recycled in the circles of love

So we're both recycled
05-01-2010, 06:04 AM
Draco

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Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer

The score was beyond perfect, his movies have always had amazing soundtracks, but the nurse whistle (Twisted Nerve) at the beginning was the best. evar.

Ah yes, the score was excellent in the films :)
05-01-2010, 05:30 PM
']['ear

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Originally Posted by CitizenCain

Some advice - rely on suckers like lolli to recommend good TV shows/serials... and then get the DVDs at the end of each season. :D Way cheaper than movies on a $/entertained time metric.

Or become a techie and learn how to download the new stuff automatically each week. Probably a better idea for you to do the DVD thing.

I am pretty much doing the Lolli thing, but very limited. BSG first two seasons were recommended, and I had no regrets. But I don't want to do it weekly, because that's the hooked part. I'd rather just score the DVD and watch most of it at one or a couple of shots. I may actually try Lost this way at some point.

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Originally Posted by Spawnie

Read my sig

Edit: Read my sig?

It is an excellent sig. Spot on.

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Originally Posted by Loki

You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.

I disagree. There's lots of fun to be had without alcohol, true. But there are a ton of parties I recall that were a heckuva lot of fun in part because alcohol was involved. And there are a few parties that I DON'T remember because alcohol was involved, but I'm told they were a lot of fun, too. :D
05-01-2010, 08:18 PM
Bitter Jeweler

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Originally Posted by ']['ear

But there are a ton of parties I recall that were a heckuva lot of fun in part because alcohol was involved. And there are a few parties that I DON'T remember because alcohol was involved, but I'm told they were a lot of fun, too. :D

"Do remember to remind me, if I had a good time"

From my party days, my thing was always asking the next day "did I say goodbye?"
05-01-2010, 08:27 PM
Nessus
05-01-2010, 08:29 PM
Bitter Jeweler

:up:
05-06-2010, 04:39 PM
']['ear

In college played on an IM broomball team called "Too drunk to score." We won 2 IM championships. :p
05-06-2010, 07:29 PM
EyeKhan

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Originally Posted by Dreadnaught

I'm not sure I could get into this. When I was flying from Chinaaaaaa it was one of the movies I could have watched on the 16 hour flight, but I could never bring myself to actually watch what I've heard is a boring gorefest.

Shame on you and whoever you get movie advice from! :down:
05-07-2010, 03:22 AM
']['ear

Whomever, object of the preposition.

And film advice is obviously subjective.
05-07-2010, 12:27 PM
EyeKhan

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Originally Posted by ']['ear

Whomever, object of the preposition.

And film advice is obviously subjective.

Since when do you apologize for Dread??? Also, its the internet, we don't have to type corfuckingayrectumly. :)
05-07-2010, 03:33 PM
']['ear

I'm just saying. And there is a difference between typos and grammatical mistakes. :p
05-07-2010, 03:34 PM
Ominous Gamer

How is incorrectly labeling something a "gorefest" subjective?
05-07-2010, 03:48 PM
Nessus

What's an objective measure of something's goriNess?
05-07-2010, 03:51 PM
Timbuk2

One man's Bambi is another man's gorefest. :downcast:
05-07-2010, 03:52 PM
Crowheart

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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged

I'm done, now. I would like to know if anyone besides me and Nessie would appreciate a NSFW piccy thread, though.

Yes. :)
05-07-2010, 04:18 PM
EyeKhan

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Originally Posted by ']['ear

I'm just saying. And there is a difference between typos and grammatical mistakes. :p

You know, that "I'm just saying" sounds a lot like Cain. And also: <shrug>

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Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer

How is incorrectly labeling something a "gorefest" subjective?

I agree with you. Its not a gore festival at all.

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Originally Posted by Nessus

What's an objective measure of something's goriNess?

You are the narcissist, ya projectionist bitch.

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Originally Posted by Timbuk2

One man's Bambi is another man's gorefest. :downcast:

No. And Bambi was sad.

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