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Ruining human civilization as we know it
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Uh huh
Decision Points
by George W. Bush
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I'm curious - was it Obama's or the Clintons' autobiographies that made them think I'd be interested, or is it the large quantity of books about the Soviet Union and Stalin?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=NewsQuote:
Pastor accused of sex attack
A CHURCH pastor accused of sexually assaulting a schoolgirl told a jury today: "It was a banana in my pocket."
David Morris, 60, said the 12-year-old could have mistaken the fruit for his penis as he sat next to her during an English lesson.
The pastor, at Carmarthen Evangelical Church in west Wales, said he was in the habit of putting a banana in his pocket and it was possible the youngster had accidentally felt it.
Prosecutor Geraint Walters QC told the court: "He said one thing he would do from time to time was to carry a banana in his trouser pocket.
"He said it's possible that is what the girl mistook for his erect penis."
The victim, now 26, alleges that Morris placed her hand on his crotch area during a private tutoring lesson.
Mr Walters said Morris became "quite tactile and touchy" during the classes.
He said: "It progressed to tickling on her hand, arm and up her back."
Swansea Crown Court heard he then took her hand and placed it on his groin where she felt a lump.
The alleged victim and her fiancé arranged to meet Morris years later at a motorway service station to confront him about the allegations.
She said: "He arrived and went to sit down. He stood up and took a banana out of his pocket and put it down on the table."
She told jurors that Morris then told her: "This is what you must have felt."
The woman told the court that on the day of the alleged assault she told her mother about it but nothing was done apart from her tutoring being stopped.
She said her family's relationship with Morris continued and that her mother "absolutely adored him".
The woman also claimed that on a different occasion when she was aged 12 or 13 Morris took her and her sister underwear shopping in Swansea after buying them cider at a pub.
Morris, of Llanpumsaint, Carmarthenshire, denies indecently assaulting the girl between December 1995 and December 1996.
The trial continues.
A banana? Yeah, very likely. Everybody keeps those in their crotch.
I bet I could tell the difference between your pocket-banana and your dick, Trixy.
We'll have to do an experiment sometime. :p
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39516863...east/n_africa#Quote:
Seducing the enemy in order to get information that would help save the lives of countrymen has received the blessing of an Israeli rabbi.
Taking such steps goes "above and beyond" and is a "spiritual blessing," Rabbi Ari Schvat said in a written ruling, which was part of a detailed theological analysis looking at Biblical and other sources.
However, the ruling warned members of Israel's feared Mossad spy agency that playing the role of honey-pot isn't straightforward.
"The act of illicit sex with the enemy is almost always forbidden unless there is no other solution, and only after asking explicit religious permission from a leading halachic authority," Schvat told msnbc.com in a statement Tuesday. Halachic refers to the interpretation of Jewish laws.
"If it is necessary to use a married woman, it would be best [for] her husband to divorce her. ... After the [sex] act, he would be entitled to bring her back," Schvat's ruling said.
However, Schvat said it was "more serious" for a man to perform an act in such circumstances. But he added that in the "rare" cases when it would be permitted, divorce would not be required.
Written in Hebrew, the ruling appeared in a study entitled "Illicit sex for the sake of national security" published by Zomet Institute, an organization that studies the overlap between religion and modern life.
In the ruling, Schvat said the current situation for the Jewish state required solutions that are not "appealing to us." Using a honey trap is a way to deal with the danger that Israel exists with, he added.
Honey-pot missions have a long history. Queen Esther had sex with Persian king Zerxes to defend her people. The wife of Hever, Yael, slept with an enemy and then killed him, according to the Bible.
:bulb:
Steve Lee (singer of the band Gotthard) died in a freak accident near Las Vegas. He was hit by a motorcycle that was hit by a truck.
Thanks, Icky. :kiss:
The fact that multiple victims are calling their robber attractive entertains me.Quote:
As Atlanta police continue their investigation into 12 recent robberies in the Virginia Highlands area, investigators are releasing an unusual description of one of the suspects.
Investigators told Channel 2 Action News reporter Erica Byfield that one of the suspects is an “extremely attractive” man. The robberies have all occurred in Virginia Highlands, Candler Park and Midtown, and police believe they may be connected.
“That is terrifying,” said Rachel Sigmon, who lives in Virginia Highlands.
During the so called “rolling robberies,” police believe the men block people in, then jump out with guns.
“That could happen to me if that is happening to people right in the mist of where I live,” said Sigmon.
The latest robbery happened last weekend.
“I think the message is to be aware of your surroundings,” said Erin Ashford, who also lives in Virginia Highlands.
In almost every case, victims have noted a small white sedan and described the suspects as two black men.
“One person jumps out and produces a gun and then asks the victim for their money, jewelry, cell phone,” said Inman park resident Bob Sandage.
Police said they need the public’s help figuring out the make and model of the car involved and who the robbers are. So far, the only description multiple victims have provided investigators is that one man is extremely attractive.
Atlanta police said they are taking the matter very seriously. On Wednesday, investigators and command staff met to come up with a plan of attack.
Byfield is working to get more details on the plan.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/08/miley-...owns-my-heart/
Parents are complaining about this, calling it inappropriate. Maybe I'm just not fucking overprotective or not.
And, incidentally, I'd recommend not actually listening to the shitty music or anything. If they were complaining about the fact that it is god-awful, that I would understand. But complaining about it being "racy?" It would take a total prude to see anything offensive in that.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/08/miley-...l-music-video/
It is racy though, lolli. For Hannah Montana, you see. ;)
The singer is aging/maturing, and so is her music. I suppose some parents who want their little girls to stay little girls forever might object. But it's probably her new young fans' parents that can't make the shift from Hannah Montana to the vixen singing about "what's flowing inside her veins" or whatever, that they find disturbing.
It's a bit racy I would agree. But it's more suggestion than that she's really showing.
Couldn't sleep and then sort of got caught up in the dissolution of the Netherlands Antilles. Turns out there is a ceremony you can watch here. The funny thing about it is that this much disliked Netherlands Antilles is has it's national hymn sung (in full) for the last time but one, and to my surprise a lot of the dignitaries are singing along. Pledging their allegiance to a country that no longer will exist in 45 minutes.
I see there are also people chatting about this.
Are any of them you?
edit: And the shorter singing lady's dress is like a bridesmaid's worst nightmare.
No, I am not.. I don't understand papiamento.
There was some English, too, that I saw.
I couldn't stand watching for very long, though. Interesting that this is available on the internet - but I do notice there don't seem to be that many people watching. I've seen more people online watching Eurovision.
I suppose the people there are watching it live on tv, overhere in Holland where the other target audience would be it's 5:49 am :) . I wonder if they're going to sing again when they're lowering the flag of the Netherlands Antilles. Because then they're pledging allegiance to a country that no longer exists :)
edit : nope they didn't, but I really was touched when they showed the abdicating prime minister, she looked so sad.
Hehe, I just read that the abolition of the Netherlands Antilles means that the US dollar will become legal tender in the 3 islands that as of today have come under direct rule from The Hague :) . That means that the US dollar soon will be legal tender in a part of The Netherlands :)
The citizens of Bonaire, St. Eustatius and Saba from now on also have the right to vote in elections for the Parliament in The Hague (the citizens of the NA didn't have that right)
My daughter has been on the phone with one of her friends for over an hour now. Clearly we are fast approaching the day when she needs her own (and most certainly unlimited) line.
The conversation is bizarre, though. There has been singing. And the girl asking for help on a social studies project about the Civil War.
And something about hotties.
And this is just what has happened when she was in earshot - most of the phone call has been in her room with her door shut.
Cellphone? Get her a blackberry :)
I'll probably get her something simpler, but yeah - it might as well be a cellphone. That would have the added benefit of enabling me to tell her when i suddenly have some desire for her to be home when she is off playing, but not necessarily at someone specific's house.
She came home this afternoon with her hair straightened. It was cute - but didn't last long at all, even though the humidity is low. One of her new friends is a little tiny fashionista.
My book sold today. I'll be shipping it out some time tomorrow or Tuesday. Made $19 after Amazon took their cut, but before whatever USPS is going to charge. I still don't get what I'm missing here :bulb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer
That's just bizarre. Makes me wonder if I could have gotten more money for he huge stack (that should probably be read as 500+, I didn't actually count) of books I took to the used bookstore than I did. Some were probably out of print and such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer
Oh well, I wanted them out of my way.
Don't underestimate the advantage of the unlimited messaging with the blackberry.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelolligagged
There's a letter in the newspaper by a (populist right-wing) politician, on whether or not to negotiate with the Taliban in Afghanistan, it was a reaction to a letter by another politician. Now there are a lot of valid points you can make against that, but he wrote:
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't almost all conflicts ended by negotiating with the enemy at some point? :bulb: And he didn't even bother to comment on the examples provided by the other politician (the end of apartheid in South Africa, the troubles in Northern Ireland..). But hey, I suppose that for a politician like him it's good to sound tough.Quote:
[..] Negotiating with your enemy in times of war is pure collaboration. [...] My party will never negotiate with the enemies who have killed our soldiers, our fathers, our mothers, our children.
I don't think demanding for unconditional surrender can be considered negotiation per se, even though it does entail having representatives from both sides sitting across the same table.
Fair enough, but how realistic is an unconditional surrender of the enemy in a conflict like that? AFAIK most wars don't end in an unconditional surrender, either.
You'd have to exterminate all enemies, or more importantly show both the willingness and the means to do it. With the Japs, this took nuking a whole bunch of civilians, I guess we could try just fire-bombing the nation with conventional explosives but either way you'd have to kill a whole bunch of civvies which kinda sweeps the rug right under our high and mighty humanitarian effort feet.
http://www.misterwireframe.nl/data/v...rwireframe.jpg
Translation:
1. hemel op aarde = heaven on earth
2. krakers met honden = squatters with dogs
3. scootertuig = moped scum
4. kopjes thee = cups of tea
5. Almere binnen = inner suburbia
6. Islamitische volksrepubliek oost = Islamic people's repubic east
7. Ruhrgebied = called after the industrial region in Germany
8. Gazastrook = Gaza strip
9. Sadr City
10. west Bank
11. Advocatistan = Lawyersburgh
12. Rijk van king Louie = realm of king Louie
13. Haiti
14. Dance Valley (yearly rave)
15. De bronnen van geluidsoverlast = sources of noise polution, also knows as Schiphol airport
16. Keukenhof flower gardens
17. Bermuda driehoek = Bermuda triangle
18. Omroepland = Networkland
19. Tokkies = White Trash
The funny thing is that this map is at the same time outrageous and also true. People living in heaven on earth do have this tendency to think that this city isn't really worth living in if you have to live outside of the Singel canal. But what makes the snobbery funnier is that many people who live on the wrong side of the Singel are so sensitive about it. I have this friend who's got a nice spacious flat with a great view of the river, in walking distance to the Central Station. And still we can get him all worked up by saying that visiting him at home is such a journey from the city (heaven on earth) . Especially since his area, Inner Suburbia on this map was merged with the Islamic people's republic east earlier this year.
I LOL'd.Quote:
Election officials in Atascosa County are correcting a mistake on absentee ballots to remove the flag of Chile, which is similar to the Texas banner. Voter Troy Knudson noticed the error.
Knudson told the Austin American-Statesman that election officials congratulated him "for preventing future Atascosa voters from seeing the flag mistake."
The flags of Texas and Chile both have a white stripe on top and a red one on the bottom, plus a single star in the middle of a blue field.
In the Chilean flag the blue is only in the top left corner. The Texas flag displayed the blue all along the left side.
Current elections administrator Janice Ruple blames a previous worker for the mixup and says "We just never caught it."
The election is Nov. 2.
Then I shook my head at how fucking stupid Texans are.
And then I LOL'd some more.