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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-on-mars.htmlQuote:
They were particularly excited about the discovery of a sulphate called gypsum which, it has emerged recently, is found in large quantities among fossils in the Mediterranean.
Not sure how I even got to the Sun, but whatever. Don't know how "accurate" it is, but it at least fits with what y'all've been saying.
The Sun is famous for featuring tits on page 3.
Given that, I'll leave it for you to figure out their accuracy on any reporting matters.
I like tits. I feel tits are an important part of intelligence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timbuk2
Therefore The Sun must be the most accurate paper, ever.
*insert enigmatic smiley, here*
Wraithy, I need an enigmatic smiley!
Heh - just decided to search for some classic Sun headlines.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ThhguC97Ed...s320/photo.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ThhguC97Ed...0/15328367.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ThhguC97EdA/Se...LcpvXs/1-5.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ThhguC97Ed...0/15210109.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jkuZg923Rn...0/15347664.jpg
:headbang:
:haha: I read a hysterical one not too long ago.
But still, tits!
NSFW if your employer doesn't appreciate breasts.
Spoiler:
Finally found the hidden boob picture in the D&D section!
Was starting to lose hope :D
:heart: Lolli
Ok, let's not post pornography on this site, there are a few minors. Please refrain from doing so in the future. Thanks.
Stop visiting the site, thank youQuote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
That was a wonderful spoiler. :)
Say, something recently posted reminded me of a question. What's policy on posting pornography on here? And not the nudes with maybe a butt crack or a nipple showing, but full on, hardcore (but tasteful) porn? I've got some really nice, artistic DP photos, and a whole bunch of great anal sex, straight-on box shots to share. :o
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Originally Posted by Young Mage
If we want to see women subjected to terrible things we can but look at Islam, Kain, we don't need to see your wank-material
Talk about adding insult to injury. I'm sorry, if you keep going down this path, you can no longer be my role model. Even I haven't discarded all my morals and values just yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
Fail, go read up a textbook or two about the rights women had in predominantly Muslim nations around the time Islam became bigger than Jesus. I've heard reading is a great way of hiding the fact that one is a fucking moron. :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessus
So you want YM to stop visiting the site, but are unwilling to get your hands dirty and do what it takes to achieve your goal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessus
Pffft. Typical. :p
Wait... are you saying that pr0n is immoral?Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...-718smiley.png
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
Ok, I'm a giant hypocrite. Sue me. :sour:
Not going to hint at as to what I believe when it comes to pornography. I'll be made fun of until I either get perma-banned or leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
Good things come to those who wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crowheart
That wasn't porn, and it was tagged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
There are few things in life as important as making a pregnant woman happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catgrrl
Well, I like porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
Hey, I like great anal sex (please note, Geegee, that this comment has absolutely nothing to do with my love life at all. even if I said I had really great anal sex this morning, that would only be about my SEX life)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessus
What the hell is immoral about sex and nudity again? I've fucked muslims who were much less uptight than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
That's gonna happen, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
How this relates to my post you quoted I have no idea and I have a horrible feeling the explanation would depress meQuote:
Hey, I like great anal sex (please note, Geegee, that this comment has absolutely nothing to do with my love life at all. even if I said I had really great anal sex this morning, that would only be about my SEX life)
I heard your penis vanishes into the Tartarus as it enters a vagina, the [female] mate eats the male once finishes, girls have cooties.
Given how few females residing on your continent I've introduced to my genitalia, your confession seems surprising and lo behold FUCKING STUPID STOP POSTING YOU USELESS CUNT-RAGQuote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
Feel free to share, since that's pretty much a sure thing either way. Or, have you not noticed lolli and Nessie and Bitter and ][ear and...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
And if you share, you might actually learn a thing or two about the topic. So, you've got nothing to lose, and knowledge to gain.
Presumably your implication that anal sex involves "women subjected to terrible things." I chalked it up to you mocking Islam, but you can see where others might not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessus
I had no objections to the descriptors of Cainy's wank material.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessus
I think.
We're into hour 2 of happy hour, after all.
I do not feel comfortable speaking about my sexual orientation or desires.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
Then don't. I actually wish you wouldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
What you believe about porn, though, has nothing to do with your sexual orientation or desires.
Fair enough. Don't post anything you're uncomfortable with, as no one wants a repeat of the "my name is ______, I attend the ______ High school in ______, Virgina, and my hottest teacher is Mz. ______" incident. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
Do keep in mind, however, that contrary to how you've been raised, there's nothing shameful or dirty about sex. Everyone has it, and like all things in life, practice makes perfect!
Also, this -------------v
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Originally Posted by littlelolligagged
I still hate you for that. I might type up an essay about it tomorrow. Again, it has nothing to do with what I call myself (a purple flying cat) or how my parents raised me.
That was random.
People might like you if you would calm the fuck down. Think before you post. Don't consider everything to be a challenge.
And the next time you use autistic as an insult I will ask one of the internet tough-guys to cyber-kick your teenage ass.
Just not any of the ones my 10-year-old daughter could snap in half.
You do realize I'm joking? I'm pretty sure I'd insult Cain if he really pissed me off the way I insulted thenecrophiliacnihilist, the guy with liver problem(s), and the guy with a small sample size with a tiny standard deviation...
Gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
