God Bless America

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Originally Posted by Lewkowski

Doing the right thing despite the consequences makes it all the more awesome.

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Actually it's extremely unawesome and irresponsible. Esp. for a person who can't afford to get fired, even more so for a person on whom others depend.

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Originally Posted by Being

Awesome for whom?

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Society! Dude, we're talking a tube of toothpaste!

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Originally Posted by ']['ear

Society! Dude, we're talking a tube of toothpaste!

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Not in the case I'm referring to (go look at my linky), it was a knife and a BB gun. But still, the manager disobeyed company policy and ended up getting stabbed several times.

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Originally Posted by Lewkowski

taking something that doesn't belong to you is terrible.

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Like taking someone's life for instance? Yeah, I agree that's terrible.

God Bless Ninjas

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Originally Posted by Spawnie

Geeg, honestly, dont try and point-by-point him on this. Hes spent enough time around the batfuck insane right wing in your country that he thinks stuff like "a criminal with no hands isnt going to have a long career" is both funny and true.

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(because in texas only the sound of body and white of skin are capable of any real accomplishments)

Though its funny when he asks how anyone can have sympathy for an "animal" who commits a petty crime and dies for it, despite -him- being the one who claims to be part of a religion from which all love and peace for ones fellow man springs. Even in texas they say "hate the sin, love the sinner". Lewk only loves these "animals" when they die in the dirt.

Luckily, even if hes right and there is a hell, he will be going to it, most like.

God: LEWKOWSKI. HMMM. WE SEEM TO HAVE REPORTS OF YOU CHEERING THE DEATH OF SOME OF MY POOREST AND LOWEST OF CHILDREN, THE ONES MY SON SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO LOVE
Lewk: But they took someones PROPERTY, father...

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Yeah. He isn't trolling after all, he really believes in this crap and still calls himself a Christian. :down:

By the fruits you will know them.

I can't wait for his post in the "What's messing with your groove" thread after the rapture :up:

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Originally Posted by Lewkowski

Do you mourn when a terrorist accidentally blows himself up before reaching his intended target? I suppose it is a simple matter of degree that we differ. You find stealing "not so bad" and I consider property rights to be one of the ultimate transgressions you can violate. Other then murder or gross physical harm, taking something that doesn't belong to you is terrible.

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Being an evil librul european I am not intimidated by your implication that I am somehow a terrorist lover and i reject your assertion that there is a link, even in degree, between a terrorist blowing themselves up before reaching a target and a thief being killed in an alley like a dog for the price of a roll of toothpaste.

And hey, we allow degrees of murder, and we allow degrees of theft. Thats why people keep bringing up the fact that it was "just a roll of toothpaste". Not because that makes it right but because being vigilante-d in the street is much worse.

Really, its only your obvious delight that makes your posts a bit disgusting and frankly make me feel just a little bit dirty for reading them. Kind of like when someone wants to show you videos of hostages being beheaded by the taliban or whatever.

Anyway, youre almost certainly going to hell for your delight in the death and pain of gods most beloved. Shouldnt you be out helping people like that, not crowing online every time one of them is illegally killed?

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Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust

By the fruits you will know them.

I can't wait for his post in the "What's messing with your groove" thread after the rapture :up:

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Har

In some parts of the world, taking a toothpaste-thief's life is murder.

Also, maybe we should give Palestine back to the Palestinians.

And Murika to the Indians

And the earth back to the birds 'n the trees 'n the li'l furry animulz.

And the world back to the void from whence it came

yes, can we do that?

Why don't Christians ever ask God to bless Satan? If God and Satan patched things up, wouldn't everything be better?

Given what a nebulous character Satan represents in the Christian cosmogony (and which version of Christianity are we talking about, anyway?) that question has a plethora of answers

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Originally Posted by Nessus

Given what a nebulous character Satan represents in the Christian cosmogony (and which version of Christianity are we talking about, anyway?) that question has a plethora of answers

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Let's do Roman Catholics, since that's my flavor. What do you think?

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Not sure what official policy is, but the lay people and the monks that taught my high school religion class told us point blank there was no Satan and that hell is really just afterlife in the absence of god's glory. So there's nothing for god to patch up. Probably should ask this question of nut jobs that think Satan's real, like Lewk maybe.

It even depends on the area and the timeframe.

In the Dark Ages, there were a multitude of devils, for example. A friend of mine once did a paper on those - I only remember the "trouser devil", though. :(

I seem to remember being told at school very similar things to choobs - there was no hell, just an eternity away from gods love. No satan, either. Purely figurative.

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Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro

It even depends on the area and the timeframe.

In the Dark Ages, there were a multitude of devils, for example. A friend of mine once did a paper on those - I only remember the "trouser devil", though. :(

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We're talking about here and now. Clearly. :mad:

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Originally Posted by EyeKhan

We're talking about here and now. Clearly. :mad:

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You're obviously afflicted by either the "irate devil" or the "impatient devil".

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Originally Posted by EyeKhan

We're talking about here and now. Clearly. :mad:

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God exists outside time and space

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Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro

You're obviously afflicted by either the "irate devil" or the "impatient devil".

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The impatient devil. And I think in English you mean "demon", not devil. At least that's the term Carl Sagan used in The Demon Haunted World which sounds like what you're talking about.

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Originally Posted by Nessus

God exists outside time and space

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Right. It's our understanding of god that changes, not god. And we have to assume our current, here and now understanding is the correct one. So my statement stands. Fucker. :mad:

Which of your statements? Roman Catholicism is not the latest and thus most up to date understanding cum revelation of God we have.

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Originally Posted by Nessus

Which of your statements? Roman Catholicism is not the latest and thus most up to date understanding cum revelation of God we have.

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Dude. You arn't this dense, right? You're loaded, or playing? Revisit the line of posts. First, like a good scientist, you asked what specific religion were we going to discuss vis a vis Satan. I picked Rome. Then Kenny brought up time, which was a little redundant, IMO, since there's no reason to question we were discussing anything but now. So where is the confusion? Our understanding of god is the correct understanding. How in the world could some moron in the past have got it right if they don't agree with our modern enlightened selves?

Posting to keep up with his postcount

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Originally Posted by Nessus

Posting to keep up with his postcount

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Choobs, your first mistake was expecting Nessie to be serious

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Originally Posted by ']['ear

Choobs, your first mistake was expecting Nessie to be serious

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Nessie is always serious - its just that sometimes the rest of us don't get it and assume the worst. Its our own fault. :(

I'm almost half-serious, his response was inane!