You have to be drunk or high to have missed the sarcasm in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
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You have to be drunk or high to have missed the sarcasm in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
Nope, try again. Go ahead big daddy, we're all waiting to see what you will say about your kids hacking your computer to see you've got hentai rape games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer
I'm especially curious since you said no one should take my parenting tips, I'm a worrier and all that. :donkey:
I'm not sure you fully understand the words you're using or the context you're using them in.
But really, if Brent for whatever found his way into my computer (instead of his own), simply to digg through 600GBs+ files and folders, just to see if he could figure out if I had a hentai rape game.....I'd be damn impressed. First that he knew what hentai was, then that he could figure out my file organizing, and lastly that he was able to figure his way through the multiple menu screens.
Now if Ocean or Scarlett managed it, I'd say fuck it to public school and fly them up to MIT asap.
Just noticed your edit. Yes I take meds now, they actually help me. I am not being cryptic, and hopefully it makes sense for anyone else who cares to think about their actions, or why they do what they do.Quote:
Are you are meds or anything? Your posting across the board is getting cryptic and making almost no sense. Talking about boys balls, pirate eye patches, and firewalls?
Boy balls and pirate eye patches refers to testosterone driven fantasies of adventure and romancing violence. They even make movies about that. Shakespeare started the whole thing, or was it Canterbury Tales?
Firewalls refers to the making of moats, protective barriers, triumph over interlopers, a male sense of safety and power. The aha, even my enemies will fall in their approach of my castle, I will drown them in their pursuits, and they will be surprised! It's as old as the Wizard of Oz, when the creepy sentries hailed Dorothy for splashing water on the wicked witch, and melted her.
I know you like to think your computer prowess is amazing, but it's not. It's all been done before, it simply arrives in new clothes. And your kids will be smarter than you, and find the hentai rape games. What will you say then, Dad?
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A high school teacher in Bremen was charged with selling and manufacturing the drug methamphetamine after a narcotics task force found a meth lab in her home.
The Haralson-Paulding County Drug Task Force went to the home on Buchanan Street in Bremen Monday night because they developed information that a man they wanted to arrest was at the home. The narcotics task force had a warrant to arrest Michael Bott, 23 of Bremen.
Haralson County Sheriff Eddie Mixon said when agents knocked on the door, they saw Bott run into a back room. "There was a strong odor of a chemical smell," the Sheriff said. Agents also saw what they believed were the makings of a meth lab.
They were able to arrest Bott and six other people in the home. Elizabeth Parrish, 29, a Social Studies teacher at Bremen High School was one of the persons arrested. Also charged was Blake Lee, 22, his brother Jake Lee, 22, Andrew Grimes, 25, Amanda Crabb, 23 and Victoria Deaton, 25. All of them are residents of Bremen. All of them were charged with selling and manufacturing methamphetamine according to Sheriff Mixon.
Valerie Ruff lives next door to the home raided by police. "It's very, very, very disturbing to me," Ruff said. "I'm very upset, I have four children and the fact that I'm living right next door to it really just irritates me."
What is more troubling to Ruff and others is the arrest of Elizabeth Parrish. Ruff's daughter Jessica Young is a junior at Bremen High School and is a student in Parrish's World History class. "That's something that teenagers would do," Young said. "It's not something that a teacher that's teaching teenagers should do."
Her mother said it gives Bremen and its schools a bad name. "I just think that right now we're having to answer for some decisions that somebody else made and that's really not fair," Ruff said.
Parrish comes from a family that is very active in the Bremen City School District. Her father, Gordon Parrish is on the School Board and her mother, Janis Parrish is the Assistant Superintendent of Schools according to the district's website.
"That just goes to show you that it doesn't matter who you are or what you do, meth affects everybody," said Sheriff Mixon.
The Sheriff said the drug task force was watching the house Parrish lived in for two months. He said several controlled buys of methamphetamine were made at the home by undercover narcotics agents. "We had recently made buys from Miss Parrish," the Sheriff said.
Sheriff Mixon also said Parrish is suspected of using the drug. "She has been selling methamphetamine and according to the interview, it was to help her boyfriend who was in jail to get out," he said.
Blake Lee, who was also arrested at the home, was Parrish's boyfriend according to the Sheriff. Now he'll need to be bailed out again, and so will his girlfriend.
What the fucking fuck happened here?Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
I have no idea.
She went a bit ... weird. :bulb:
She does seem very obsessed with penises.
Freaks, the lot of you.
I seriously the talk about a strike by garbage disposal workers at the end of this month is a joke; if they really are not going to clean up after Queen's Day this city, we're going to be up to our necks in garbage for the duration of that strike. On april 30th we typically have up to half a million people visiting the city's street parties. Try to imagine the morning after with no cleaning up :eek:
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brb *gonna go check and see if harry managed to get up from where he fell down
Why is that making you go WTF? Sheesh, he is drunk, he fell down, he refused help when it first happened, it's getting cold out, and I wanted to make sure he wasn't laying out there on the sidewalk with a head injury or something. Sheesh! Just trying to help the dude!
Your life in that Wyoming motel is like a strange page from a Stephen King novel, that's why. WTF?
It seems worth sharing in multiple places.Quote:
lolli wonders if it is worse that a friend was having an argument about the sound of music on a date, or that he called me and asked me to sing the stupid song for the woman and i actually was able to do it
I yodeled... :o
I live a soap opera! I have told you that! To us, this is normal, to you, it's oddly strange. We are just oddly strange people here I guess! :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/103...orpse-on-plane
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Two women have been arrested at a British airport after they reportedly put their dead relative in a wheelchair, stuck some sunglasses on him and tried to smuggle his corpse onto a flight.
Police said the women, Gitta Jarant and her step-daughter Anke Anusic, were detained at Liverpool's John Lennon airport "on suspicion of failing to give notification of death" of Ms Jarant's 91-year-old husband Curt.
The BBC and other British media reported that the women placed Mr Jarant into a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to get him aboard a flight to Berlin.
"If he was dead, we would (have) called an ambulance," Ms Anusic told BBC News.
"He was pale but he wasn't dead."
The women, aged 41 and 66, were detained on Saturday and had been released on bail, police said.
They had not been charged and police said inquiries were continuing.
In yet another sign of iphone user stupidity....
QuipTextiswas a service that lets iPhone users send picture messages to others over the internet.
Problem was it had no security, and the URLs were Anon easy to brute force.
Many of the pictures were tagged, so Anon of course tracked them down to facebook accounts. Nothing like having complete strangers plaster facebook with your naughty pictures for all your friends to see.
Some pics even came from within the White House.
Saturday: No one knows about your company
Sunday: Anon Finds your company and everyone knows about your company.
Monday: You have no company.
The sucky part is that it took me over a week to discover this was happening, so I missed the truely gold moments :(
The tooth fairy is coming to my house tonight.
He determined his tooth was loose and popped it out in a space of about 5 minutes.
Good thing I actually have cash for a change - I usually don't.
They took the service down the very same day the flaw got posted to reddit. I found out 6 hours after the thread was posted, and was already too late to download iPhone pr0n from their servers. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer
Tear popped by for a drive-by posting last night. :bulb:
Cryptic news story is cryptic...Quote:
Delta officials have confirmed to Channel 2 Action News that an unusual note was found on a Delta flight bound for Atlanta.
Approximately 40 minutes from Atlanta, the crew of Flight 1747 reported that passengers on-board found an unusual note. Out of caution, the crew declared an emergency into Atlanta, officials said.
Officials didn't go into detail or specify what the note said.
The plane landed safely in Atlanta Friday.
Delta officials said they are working with federal authorities to investigate where the note came from.
Glenn Beck said Obama should appoint a "gay, black, woman in a wheelchair, who's an immigrant..." to the SCOTUS so no one can criticize his nomination. Even if she's the devil. WTF?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100411/..._russia_senate
Headline: Senators Question Future of US-Soviet Nuclear Pact :bulb:
Lieberman is from a state that's going to make money modernizing warheads and the Republicans are just being their obstructionist self?Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
Oy vey. Read the headline more carefully.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazir
Attack cat!Quote:
-- Britain's postal service says it has suspended deliveries to a woman following repeated attacks by her 19-year-old cat.
Royal Mail said Friday that it had halted deliveries because postal workers had already sustained "nasty injuries" at the address in the town of Farsley, near Leeds in northern England.
The woman was identified as a 43-year-old pharmacy worker. Media reports say she found it hard to believe that her cat, named "Tiger," could be behind the attacks.
She told two newspapers the animal spent most of its day sleeping and didn't have the energy to chase postal workers.
And I thought my furballs were tuff bois.
See how far you can make it before you ragequit:
http://www.angelmapper.com/img/misc/Magnets.jpg
I often imagine Putin making the same mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
:haha: stupid fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by BBC
Have a coke and a smile, fuckers :haha:Quote:
A certain US soft drinks giant may disagree, but Bolivia has come up with a fizzy beverage it says is the real thing: Coca Colla.
The drink, made from the coca leaf and named after the indigenous Colla people from Bolivia's highlands, went on sale this week across the South American country.
It is black, sweet and comes in a bottle with a red label – but similarities to Coca-Cola end there. One is a symbol of US-led globalisation and corporate might; the other could be considered a socialist-tinged affront to western imperialism.
The first batch of 12,000 bottles, priced about $1.50 (96p) for half a litre, were distributed in the capital, La Paz, as well as Santa Cruz and Cochabamba.
The familiar-sounding name and packaging may rile the Atlanta-based soft drinks manufacturer, but Coca Colla could also cause groans in Washington.
It is made from the coca leaf, a mild stimulant that wards off fatigue and hunger, and has been used in the Andes for thousands of years in cooking, medicine and religious rites.
Coca is also the raw ingredient of cocaine, the powerful narcotic that is the primary target of the US-led "war on drugs".
Bolivia tried to wipe out the leaf at Washington's behest. But that was before Evo Morales, an Aymara Indian and coca grower, was elected president, championing coca as a crop with legitimate uses.
The socialist government vowed zero tolerance for cocaine but expelled drug enforcement administration agents, accusing them of spying, and encouraged Bolivian companies to use coca to make teas, syrups, toothpaste, liqueurs, sweets and cakes.
It backed Coca Colla from the beginning. "We are seeing how we can give it impetus, because the industrialisation of coca interests us," the deputy minister of rural development, Victor Hugo Vázquez, told the news agency Efe earlier this year.
If the coca spin-offs work out, the government said the area of land authorised for legal cultivation of the leaf may expand from 12,000 hectares to as much as 20,000 hectares.
The US warned that most of the coca crop would be siphoned off for cocaine, and accused Bolivia of failing to co-operate in the fight against drugs.
Coca-Cola, which denies ever having used cocaine in its recipe, did not immediately respond to requests for its views on the Andean upstart.
It is not the first time the corporation has faced a South American coca rival. In 2005, Paez Indians in south-western Colombia launched Coca Sek, which was also based on coca extracts, and sought to promote the cultivation and everyday consumption of the coca leaf, including in tea. But the drink was banned the following year amid pressure from the international narcotics control board, the body responsible for implementing United Nations drugs conventions.
The first batch of 12,000 bottles, priced about $1.50 (96p) for half a litre, were distributed in the capital, La Paz, as well as Santa Cruz and Cochabamba.
That's more expensive than the real Coca Cola...Who in Bolivia can actually afford this?
Not the people who are already partaking of coca leaves to avoid the feeling of starvation.
Apparently some lady has made porn for the blind. :bulb: Sadly, a video link, no text. :(
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/off...blind.porn.cnn
I cramped by left calf for the first time in two years yesterday. I've been playing soccer for four years and we scrimmaged a team (which we beat 10-0).
??????how did i cramp up??????
Here you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by coinich
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn1100415fn8524.html
This sure made me do WTF today: a freak crash of Buemi during a training session for the Formula 1 GP in Shanghai.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/9154...oorwielen.html
Those bumps on the aerole are secret messages from God in braille.Quote:
Originally Posted by coinich
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A small church in Godfrey made history Friday.
For the first time in 163 years, its members have running water.
"Seeing that the development is coming up around, they figured we had water because of all the homes around but we didn't," said the Rev. Brian Williams Sr., pastor of Rocky Fork Church.
The church, once a link in the Underground Railroad, tried to get a water line but learned it was too expensive.
"When we tried to get the water line in, it was in the hundreds of thousands as far as labor and material cost," Williams said.
So time marched on, until the congregation finally decided to take matters into its own hands.
"We realized we could do it ourselves," Williams said. "You know, our labor, our costs. And, we did it."
The project cost about $3,000. Before this, church members would tap into a nearby fire hydrant for water, paying a quarter a gallon and trucking the water back to a tank at the church.
"We would use water for the dishes and the bathroom. ... We just never drank it. We just used it for flushing toilets and all that," said the pastor's mother, Joan Williams.
The original church was built in 1863 by Erasmus Green and Andrew Jackson Hindman, the great-great grandfather of the current pastor.
That building burned down in the late 1920s. Rebuilt shortly afterward, the church used bottled water for such rites as baptisms.
Church leaders said attendance has improved with the new water line.
Already been posted hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Marby