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I don't think my parents want to turn me into a killing machine. I don't know what your parents envisioned for you, but it seems as though there's a hint of sadism added to your personality which can probably be derived from being sodomized by your masochist-mother. Wanna make a connection? Soccer in conjecture to TKD means my lower body is probably in pretty good shape, if I can't fight you. I'll just run away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knux897
If someone knows taekwondo well, you'd probably be knocked out before your fist got anywhere near their jaw. :noob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Knux897
Unless it's a pretty lady with boobage and a sharp pencil aimed at their eye socket.
You have more reach. :o
And are easier to bring to the groundQuote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
She said boobage.Quote:
Originally Posted by GGT
Actually, that works *really* well. I've never seen anyone win a fight after a swift snap kick to the family jewels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knux897
Seriously, if you wanna go around fighting people using the weakest half of your body, go nuts. But being able to throw your whole body weight behind a well placed roundhouse kick or flying kick of death (whatever they call that one) is actually pretty useful. I seriously doubt you're one of those meat heads who can bench press his own body weight... but you have to have seriously weak legs if you can't leg press a lot more than your body weight.
Well, or at least do it right and buy a riot baton or a gun something. It's just pathetically inefficient to go around hospitalizing people with your bare hands (or feet).Quote:
Originally Posted by Steely Glint
I never said not to use the lowest half of your body. I just said that TKD limits your full potential and hardly focuses on any upper body techniques. I never said I don't use my lower body, but when kicking you want to do as much damage as possible instead of kicking like a robot. You want to roll through the kick, not retreat half way.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
It is a bad idea to jump around in the air during a fight (as they do in TKD) it's usually best to keep one foot (at least) grounded if possible. Once you have jumped into the air you cannot change your trajectory and against a good opponent you will be made to pay for such recklessness.
It is entertaining to watch though. :D
Every fight ive ever seen since school has been between two drunken people who have just grabbed one another by the collar and punched with the other hand until the fight is split up or has been 15 chavs piling in on one or two guys.
Martial arts in these circumstances seem relatively pointless...
Some of those mixed martial arts submission holds might come in handy against a big drunken goon. Not sure about a horde of chavs. Probably would need at least a semi-automatic rifle for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spawnie
Don't understimate the effect that training has in a fight, even when the guy's too drunk to remember where he parked his car. I've never seen a drunken martial arts master fight, but I've sen plenty of guys use their military close combat moves in a drunken stupor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spawnie
Full auto, and nothing longer than a carbine. You don't want to be swinging a long barrel around, as it's too easy for the chavs to deflect or grab. For maximum effect, I'd suggest an SMG, like an MP5 or an Uzi.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeKhan
Learning how to use (effectively) my Tilt-Shift lens.
I failed at getting the focal plane to line up along the length of the chain. Almost, but not quite.
The line above the horizon is polution.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/...33cec722_o.jpg
What's a chav?
UK's version of a wigger.
So do I have to wear a monocle and raise my pinky while I say it?
I think its said with a little less dignity, usually in a sentence with a few choice harsh words while spitting off to the side. :p
So it's actually a german word? :haha:
Hm. Ive seen plenty of squaddies fight and theres no perceptible difference barring the fact that they usually started it and therefore usually win. Other than that its the same old honking haymakers.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
Wrong thread I think?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler
Uh... wigger == white-nigger. It's not exactly a "dignified" word. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
More proof that American military folks are superior to British servicemen. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Spawnie
Why? It's my piccy.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Knux897
As long as the enemy arent poorly armed farmers, of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenCain
(or vending machines) :o
I'm from Pakistan.
Good for you then
Reported. That hurts my feelings.
And your presence aggrivates mine
Have you ever been here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler
Canon Digital Photography Forum
Again, why are you acting like this? I did nothing remotely close to trolling or attacking someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knux897
Sounds like PM time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
what?
Not yet, at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
Reported for obviously trying to start a fight with me. I'm not going to get baited that easily or that easily just yet.
Reported for stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Mage
@Being.
No, haven't hung around that forum. Are you a member? What screen name?
and reported for calling me names. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler
There was no name calling.
Reported for stupid, again.
Reported for not being where you are supposed to be. :bored:
So there.
Reported for calling my actions stupid which in turn mean you're question my logic thereby calling me stupid to a certain degree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler
Where am I purportedly not, lolli?
You're not here!