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I thought you were a dude all these years. Do I get cookie points?
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Mario, hullo!
You look like you are in one of those damn ghost hunter shows :haha:
No no. You see, its called a "Sport Performance Enhancer". Quite a difference you see
Actually it's called "I'm athletic and I most likely play soccer better than any of you ever will because you're all has beens." :noob:
Oh god, it's like a convention of internet big men
They can't be big men any other way, though.
I would, I'm not really a big musta mawn and i don't weight lift. I'm borderline anorexic because of soccer and only my lower body is muscular; my upper body is scrawny. BUT, I have been >forcefully< enrolled in Tai Kwon Do since age 10. I'm pretty sure I could defend myself and if you look like most of the adults here. I could either:
A] hear you running at me
B] cough on you and make you terminally ill
Tai Kwon Do is a pathetic excuse for martial arts. It's just a money maker in the martial arts world and limits the full potential of your strength. Mixed martial arts is much more useful and building muscle helps too. I could easily bash your jaw in without too much effort
Well, TKD is certainly one of the more sports oriented martial art. I wouldn't call it "useless", though, unless your goal in life is to go around putting people in hospital, in which case I'd seriously recommend examining your life goals.
I don't think my parents want to turn me into a killing machine. I don't know what your parents envisioned for you, but it seems as though there's a hint of sadism added to your personality which can probably be derived from being sodomized by your masochist-mother. Wanna make a connection? Soccer in conjecture to TKD means my lower body is probably in pretty good shape, if I can't fight you. I'll just run away.
Unless it's a pretty lady with boobage and a sharp pencil aimed at their eye socket.
You have more reach. :o
Actually, that works *really* well. I've never seen anyone win a fight after a swift snap kick to the family jewels.
Seriously, if you wanna go around fighting people using the weakest half of your body, go nuts. But being able to throw your whole body weight behind a well placed roundhouse kick or flying kick of death (whatever they call that one) is actually pretty useful. I seriously doubt you're one of those meat heads who can bench press his own body weight... but you have to have seriously weak legs if you can't leg press a lot more than your body weight.
Well, or at least do it right and buy a riot baton or a gun something. It's just pathetically inefficient to go around hospitalizing people with your bare hands (or feet).
I never said not to use the lowest half of your body. I just said that TKD limits your full potential and hardly focuses on any upper body techniques. I never said I don't use my lower body, but when kicking you want to do as much damage as possible instead of kicking like a robot. You want to roll through the kick, not retreat half way.
It is a bad idea to jump around in the air during a fight (as they do in TKD) it's usually best to keep one foot (at least) grounded if possible. Once you have jumped into the air you cannot change your trajectory and against a good opponent you will be made to pay for such recklessness.
It is entertaining to watch though. :D
Every fight ive ever seen since school has been between two drunken people who have just grabbed one another by the collar and punched with the other hand until the fight is split up or has been 15 chavs piling in on one or two guys.
Martial arts in these circumstances seem relatively pointless...