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    Poll: That last choice is strongly biased. :o

    That last choice is strongly biased. :o
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    I think we should establish I don't lack common...

    I think we should establish I don't lack common sense in the real world. true, I do retarded things on this site. It might have to do with the fact that I'm still an e-virgin. I've had a laptop for...
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    We've established book smart =/= common sense and...

    We've established book smart =/= common sense and I believed all that until I read that last sentence. Mothers and their children. :p
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    For all of those who have children around my age....

    For all of those who have children around my age. What do you think your children do behind your back? What do you expect them to do? I want to see where adults stand on this topic because what I...
  5. You do realize I'm joking? I'm pretty sure I'd...

    You do realize I'm joking? I'm pretty sure I'd insult Cain if he really pissed me off the way I insulted the necrophiliac nihilist, the guy with liver problem(s), and the guy with a small sample size...
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    For all those with children

    I wanted to know how bamf you think your children are. Well, more like what do you think they do or how far they go with shit? I wanna see some good fashion, "my son/daughter is an angel" because let...
  7. I still hate you for that. I might type up an...

    I still hate you for that. I might type up an essay about it tomorrow. Again, it has nothing to do with what I call myself (a purple flying cat) or how my parents raised me.
  8. I do not feel comfortable speaking about my...

    I do not feel comfortable speaking about my sexual orientation or desires.
  9. I heard your penis vanishes into the Tartarus as...

    I heard your penis vanishes into the Tartarus as it enters a vagina, the [female] mate eats the male once finishes, girls have cooties.
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    Sorry if all of the above applied to you. I...

    Sorry if all of the above applied to you. I didn't know such a combination were possible. I'd expect to find a gay-black-jew before I could find an ugly-good-for-nothing-hormone-crazed-pathetic-...
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    I thought only hormone-crazed-high-school...

    I thought only hormone-crazed-high-school students, pathetic-good-for-nothing-spittle living in their mother's basement, and ugly people look at porn?
  12. Ok, I'm a giant hypocrite. Sue me. :sour: ...

    Ok, I'm a giant hypocrite. Sue me. :sour:



    Not going to hint at as to what I believe when it comes to pornography. I'll be made fun of until I either get perma-banned or leave.
  13. Fail, go read up a textbook or two about the...

    Fail, go read up a textbook or two about the rights women had in predominantly Muslim nations around the time Islam became bigger than Jesus. I've heard reading is a great way of hiding the fact that...
  14. Talk about adding insult to injury. I'm sorry, if...

    Talk about adding insult to injury. I'm sorry, if you keep going down this path, you can no longer be my role model. Even I haven't discarded all my morals and values just yet.
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    Well, who's the second worse role model on this...

    Well, who's the second worse role model on this site? :p


    NSFW and not for those who have weak stomachs.

    http://lifeofummaslam.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/mirror.jpg

    :fart:
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    LOL, I like how adults have made their own little...

    LOL, I like how adults have made their own little lingo.
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    Let's stop with the porn please or at least put...

    Let's stop with the porn please or at least put up a huge "PORN HERE" sign prior to posting it...
  18. Skull fucking is not real people. It's as real as...

    Skull fucking is not real people. It's as real as Wrestling.
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    ??????When did I insult you???????? :bulb: I...

    ??????When did I insult you???????? :bulb:

    I actually liked you until now. :|
  20. Ok, let's not post pornography on this site,...

    Ok, let's not post pornography on this site, there are a few minors. Please refrain from doing so in the future. Thanks.
  21. I almost choke on a hot, long, hard sausage when...

    I almost choke on a hot, long, hard sausage when I read that. :bulb:

    Fine, I'm empirically correct. :cool:
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    http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3844/29bzuk7.gi...

    http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3844/29bzuk7.gif

    There is a block feature from what I've heard. Try it out if you hate me all that much.



    Boom-roasted.
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    "I'm better than you because [insert a reason]" -...

    "I'm better than you because [insert a reason]" - Citizen Cain

    Next question.
  24. 1] You're one of the few people I've actually...

    1] You're one of the few people I've actually interacted with who hasn't said, "NO U MORON, PAKISTAN IZ IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!! U HAXED MAP!!!!". :up:

    2] I never actually said Pakistan. I meant...
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    Wait, I just read what I wrote ...

    Wait, I just read what I wrote

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7utC_jc5bls&feature=related

    ;)
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