But some shareholders had other ideas. One anonymous investor sent Merrill on a date with a polyamorous woman. “She is currently seeing someone, but she has permission to date,” he wrote in his after-action report. “I’m of mixed feeling about that, but I recognize that this is a decision for the shareholders to make.” They decided against continuing the relationship but gave a 97 percent approval rating to a guy referred to as Jordon California. Feeling the weight of investor expectations, Merrill spent a drunken night “fooling around” with him. Like companies that stray from their core business to pursue an ill-advised acquisition (AOL/Time Warner, eBay/Skype), Merrill was slightly hung over the next morning—and only more convinced that Dixon was the one.