Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post


No matter how hideously drunk I've gotten, this has never happened to me.

I have a drunk auto-pilot, which, without fail, takes me outside the bar, hails a cab, gets me home, undressed, and into bed, all without any conscious input from me whatsoever ...
I have that too, which is how I got home after being woken up again (Not always manage the undress part TBH). And in my defense, it was 8:30 AM.. And I'd been there since 9:30 PM, and Tito & Tarantula played earlier It's just that I felt I was too drunk to walk home and figured I'd be better off sobering up a bit before attempting that, which would probably ave gone better if I had refused drinks offered to me


First time in a long time I hooked up with a cute girl I actually want to see again, but she's leaving the country sunday