My 'fetish' isn't weird.
And I'm not 'into jungles'.
I just like whatever is down there untampered with, whether the girl is naturally hairy or naturally not.
Shaving down there is unsightly to me.
Cold plucked chicken is all I think of when I see it.
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This shaving business is just a passing fad for some people, like hairstyles or anything else. It is currently the popular thing. Um. What's the word. For the currently popular thing. Um. Bugger.

I swear as I enter middle-age my memory is going to pot.