Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust View Post
Have you seen the Top Gear special in Africa?

(By the way, I drive an Opel Corsa because it has one pedal that makes it make more noise, one that makes it slow down and a circular appliance that makes it go a different way. The only car I would say that reflects negatively on the person driving it is an Audi (and I called that before Top Gear did!))
Why the Audi? I find myself judging people harshly that drive the big commercial Hummers. I don't know why - they just seem, what, gluttonous, bellowing something obnoxious. Like a fat man draped in gold and farting loudly in public. Also, men in Corvettes with slicked hair, fake tans and thick gold chains on their exposed chests say douchebag.