Quote Originally Posted by ContrarianExpatriate View Post
SAs for me and college being 'effin' amazing this place is a proverbial whorehouse. It's easier to get laid here than trying to find a nonsensical line in "The Room." They decided to go with the central planning route by just handing out condoms by the bucket full at all major functions and centers. When you can't beat it, regulate it. Of course being here in the enclave of substance free there's absolutely no action going on whatsoever. Their adherence to religious dogmas has gotten them to the point where they probably don't even understand the function of that 'appendage' down there.
This deeply confuses me.

You're in a proverbial whorehouse where it's trivial to get laid... but where at the same time, no one has any sex because they adhere to fundamentalist dogma regarding sex? Aren't those two things kind of mutually exclusive?