I am impressed. They are playing together on the kitty condo. Really fun to watch. Rudy Valentino doesn't give a shit about Pooper. Pooper insists on attacking. Rudy bats him away and continues what he was doing.
Rudy has a beautiful voice and makes some amazing trills and other sweet sounds. He has a purr like a Mack Truck's Jake Brake. LOUD! it's really amazing.
So we're doing cat pictures? Game!
This is not a cat. It's an elevated goat.
I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
Which is what I am
I aim at the stars
But sometimes I hit London
Goats r dum.
Yes but don't ever tell them, they head butt like fucking Glaswegians!Originally Posted by Timbuk2
Back in the early 90's I rented a shitty little house that was situated on a very pretty 5 acre property with lots of natural vegetation. One day a neighbour asked if it would be ok if he put his goat in the yard for a few days, he said it would eat some of the weeds and tidy up the fence line. I naively said "Yeah, why not?"
That thing was evil - if I so much as peeped through the tiniest slit of the curtains it would cease chewing the grass and slowly (ominously) lift its head up and look directly at me with its crazy eyes! It actually made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, there's no way that on a bright sunny day outside, and me inside a darkened house with the curtains closed that this thing should have seen me looking through the slit of shaded window, believe me I even went out there and checked and couldn't see diddly.
That fucking goat was as cunning as a shithouse rat too! The bloody thing would deliberately get its head stuck in the fence by reaching through to get the greener grass and it wouldn't be able to get its horns back through the gap so it would bleat and bleat like a hungry baby until old stupid (me) went out and pulled its head out of the fence (this was slightly easier than threading a camel through the eye of a needle while the camel tries to bite you).
Every time, and I mean every time this happened the fucking goat would be all "help help" right up to the point when I free him from his trap and then it tried to kill me with its insane "head of solid bone" and "horns of also solid bone".
I finally went to the neighbour and told him what was going on and said you'll have to take your goat back, he politely said yes no problem and then pissed himself laughing....
...I moved.
Such is Life...
Waiting for the pic of a cat sleeping in Bitter's beard.
You ever come to the States Ness, I'd love to take ya shooting. My sister was an instructor for the local PD and I'd love to share that knowledge with ya..
I have a 33 rd clip for my Glock 17, and I have about 5 plastic 30 rd clips for my AR, and maybe 3 or 4 metal ones. So, is that what you consider high capacity?Are those high-capacity clips?
Waiting for the pic of a cat sleeping in Bitter's beard.
Do we have a pet piccy thread?
So adorable!
Yeah, except when they are fighting on the bed at night, jumping on your nuts, and both running across your face. Babies are cute so you don't kill them.
Exactly. Too adorable.Even if they claw the sofa or carpet, or decide to play chase at 2am---across your nuts or beard---or barf up a fur ball on your bed. Or at the exact spot you'll step when you get out of bed! Such lovely and forgivable creatures that age very gracefully. Cats never bark loudly or demand to be taken outside to "do their business". They don't need to be bathed or have a groomer, they can do that themselves as a matter of pride (thank you very much).
Yeah. Pooper had some food issues and vomitted in my pajama bottoms (lounging pants). I didn't know till I put them on! Eeeeeeeeeew! Then we saw but tracks on the floor. It's funny AND kinda gross.
Still love them. They have picked me as the mom cat figure. I just love being woken at 3-4-5 in the morning by Valentino nursing on the blanket by my ear!
Anyway...more cuteness:
I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
Which is what I am
I aim at the stars
But sometimes I hit London
Me this Sunday at the Falcon's game. 7 and 4 baby!!!
Matt Ryan can suck my choad
How do you expect to run with the wolves at night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?
- Omar Little
"In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."
Aww. Ziggy's kitty is cute, too. Pooper may have a fur ball building up. Those are always fun to find unexpectedly on clothes or sheetsAt least cats have the sense not to eat their own vomit (or poo), unlike dogs. Might try a fur ball preparation that comes as an edible ointment-type thing. My cats used to lick it straight from the tube, it tasted so good to them. Nowadays I just buy the anti-fur ball dry food that has more oils in it to lube up their gut, or probiotics, or something. Don't feed that to a kitten, though!
The Boy
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whatever you do don't change his name to "pooper"
congratslove the suit
"One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."
That kid is Aryan as fuck
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Well, as my play to take over the world with witty gay banter has not progressed as well as I had hoped (Curse you Modern Family!), I wanted to try a previous method, sans the J00 killing.
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He'll probably be of the right age when the first Mars missions take off, so there's that!
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
As if.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
It's your vote that counts, not mine!
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
No it doesn't.America is in a race to the bottom right now and citizens are either too impotent, too jaded, or too misled to do anything about it.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
So...How's about voting for Michele? Come on, you know you want to!
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Fine, I'll have him run for President...
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Damn, and Eyekhan called me Melancholy...
The Boy has style, impressed.
Indeed, even in his socks!The Boy has style, impressed.
Such is Life...
That was his secret agent pose...not very secret I admitIndeed, even in his socks!
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