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  1. #571
    Quote Originally Posted by Lor View Post
    He maybe young, but he's a fucking genius!
    If I pronounce it using the emphasis where you placed it, the phrase sounds very odd. Try it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust View Post
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    Wow. That is fucking amazing! I'm beginning to think I've been missing out... I stopped reading National Geographic when I discovered internet porn, but now I'm thinking I should reconsider that policy.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Wow. That is fucking amazing! I'm beginning to think I've been missing out... I stopped reading National Geographic when I discovered internet porn, but now I'm thinking I should reconsider that policy.
    Can they both not share your time?

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    Well, we're sure gonna find out!

    Naked, good looking, well toned, dudes with huge dicks pounding each other porn sluts on one screen, and beautiful National Geographic landscapes on the other.... oh yeah!
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  5. #575
    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Well, we're sure gonna find out!

    Naked, good looking, well toned, dudes with huge dicks pounding each other porn sluts on one screen, and beautiful National Geographic landscapes on the other.... oh yeah!
    You just turned me on.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  6. #576
    Quote Originally Posted by Lor View Post
    He maybe young, but he's a fucking genius!
    Sorry, I don't know if that's sarcastic. If you mean it. and if you don't then .

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Wow. That is fucking amazing! I'm beginning to think I've been missing out... I stopped reading National Geographic when I discovered internet porn, but now I'm thinking I should reconsider that policy.
    That's why you stopped reading NG? I stopped reading when I realized Africa will be an AIDs-riddled-shithole full of tribal click-bilays until Neo-Imperialism is reinstated. I expected more from you Cain.

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Well, we're sure gonna find out!

    Naked, good looking, well toned, dudes with huge dicks pounding each other porn sluts on one screen, and beautiful National Geographic landscapes on the other.... oh yeah!


    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    You just turned me on.
    I have never met such a slutty girl. Maybe it's because you're on the internet.

  7. #577
    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    I have never met such a slutty girl. Maybe it's because you're on the internet.
    That was slutty?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    That's why you stopped reading NG? I stopped reading when I realized Africa will be an AIDs-riddled-shithole full of tribal click-bilays until Neo-Imperialism is reinstated. I expected more from you Cain.
    Enh. I found internet porn back when AIDS was still known as GRID (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency)... and I sure wasn't looking at National Geographic to see black wang.

    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    That was slutty?
    Indonesia's a Muslim nation, remember. Part of that enlightened religion where it's a capital offense for a woman to be alone with a man before marriage.

    But I hear there are some strip clubs over there... where the women lift up their hijabs... so you can see their whole faces! Can you imagine? Seeing a woman's face before marriage? Those filthy whores!
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  9. #579
    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Enh. I found internet porn back when AIDS was still known as GRID (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency)... and I sure wasn't looking at National Geographic to see black wang.
    You're too young for that, snake. But tell us some more tales about your life.

  10. #580
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    That was slutty?
    I've never seen a girl say, "wow, that just turned me on". So i guess it's subjective?

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Indonesia's a Muslim nation, remember. Part of that enlightened religion where it's a capital offense for a woman to be alone with a man before marriage.

    But I hear there are some strip clubs over there... where the women lift up their hijabs... so you can see their whole faces! Can you imagine? Seeing a woman's face before marriage? Those filthy whores!
    Not from Indonesia and I'm only a Muslim by name, I fulfill maybe like two pillars if i'm lucky.

    and LOL. i pissed my pants.

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    LESS TALK MORE PICCY



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    The first public release of images from the satellite record huge explosions and great looping prominences of gas.

    The observatory's super-fine resolution is expected to help scientists get a better understanding of what drives solar activity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  14. #584
    That snake pic is not real. (is it?)
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  15. #585
    TinEye says its real, looks like an aussie python (tree snakes, attack from above)
    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 04-23-2010 at 03:11 AM.

  16. #586
    My project for the day:

    20 feet of plastic chain, 8 eye screws, 100 S hooks.
    Ocean finally has space under her bed.

    Click to view the full version

    That blue bag in the bottom center of the image contains the stuffed animals we didn't have S hooks for.

  17. #587
    Damn, that's alot of stuffed animals.

  18. #588
    Why didn't you buy shelves instead of hanging them all by their scalps?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  19. #589
    Shelves require more holes and leveling than the eye screws, and these walls are by far the thickest walls I've had to hand stuff off of. They are a bitch to screw or hammer nails into. Plus the shelves wouldn't have looked right with the stuffed animals being different sizes, leaving odd gaps towards the ceiling. This way allows them to hang down so the difference in size doesn't appear as wasted space. Plus the hardware come to a grand total of ~$14

    The hard part was figuring out how to hook them all. Some are by the seam on their back, some by arms, tags, bows, ears. Whatever the S hook could loop into.

  20. #590
    I just bought a set of wicker shelves at a yard sale for my daughter to stuff all hers on. This way she can easily pull out whichever one she wants at any time. No need to screw them into walls or anything.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  21. #591
    Ocean's shelves contain waring armies of barbies and kids meals toys. If there were space for shelving units large enough to hold 100+ stuff animals, they wouldn't have been crammed under the bed this whole time.

  22. #592
    Rear Gear Butt Covers for your cat or dog ...






    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  23. #593
    This has to be all photoshoppy. Such a thing couldn't possibly exist.

    And the person who created it should probably be locked away as a danger to himself or to others.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Tied to a tree wearing nothing but one of their butt covers.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  26. #596
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    This has to be all photoshoppy. Such a thing couldn't possibly exist.

    And the person who created it should probably be locked away as a danger to himself or to others.
    That's real. It has to be.

    EDIT: Saw the link. Wow. Who poses with a dog's butt, even if it is covered?
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    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

  27. #597
    Can one of you mature adult tell me why my wee wee got hard when I saw that bitch girl?

  28. #598
    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    Can one of you mature adult tell me why my wee wee got hard when I saw that bitch girl?
    Cancer.
    No time for doctors, quickly cut it off yourself.
    Carthāgō dēlenda est

  29. #599
    Oh, Baltic, you're the best.!

  30. #600
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Sigh...if something is colorful and new people will buy it. Sticking a cork in the dogs ass is so much cheaper

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