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    adding one more to my post count because my real penis can't get hard anymore, i have to compensate by making me e-peen bigger

    fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    adding one more to my post count because my real penis can't get hard anymore, i have to compensate by making me e-peen bigger

    fuck off.
    Good to see you haven't changed one bit.

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    "Bitter Jewelers" obligatory “family jewels” joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusions View Post
    Well if both your statements are true there is going to be all sorts of hilarity when you apply to college...
    They're not. If his folks are here legally on a work visa, he has dependent status until he turns 21 (or the visa expires, whichever comes first).

    Quote Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler View Post
    Oh, look, it's Young Mage MiniCain.


    You know, it somehow seems wrong to go trolling the guy who just got temp banned for trolling.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  5. #35
    You just have a warped sense of right and wrong
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  6. #36
    Hush, Cain is a guru. He knows all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    Hush, Cain is a guru. He knows all.
    Cain's got his own Remora fish now, eh.

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler View Post
    Good to see you haven't changed one bit.
    I was listening to Feast of Fun yesterday, and their guest was a bear. And I was like... I miss my online bear.

    But yes, the Nobel Peace prize is a joke. I guess if Cordell Hull or Yasser Arafat can win it, though, Obama's good enough.

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    "Bitter Jewelers" obligatory “family jewels” joke.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *tears* ....that was hilarious! Hahahahahaha!!!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowheart View Post
    Cain's got his own Remora fish now, eh.
    Believe it or not, I follow around Lolli. I follow ][ear around to a certain degree.

    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897 View Post
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *tears* ....that was hilarious! Hahahahahaha!!!1
    I know you're being sarcastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    Believe it or not, I follow around Lolli. I follow ][ear around to a certain degree.
    I have a stalker!
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    I have a stalker secret admirer!
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    You just have a warped sense of right and wrong
    Pshhht. That's the negro calling the Scandinavian black.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crowheart View Post
    Cain's got his own Remora fish now, eh.
    Not really sure if I want one... they can't be that tasty if sharks don't eat them. Then again, sharks don't know how to make a nice hollandaise sauce, so I wonder if that's why.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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