The best one are the ones about not being allowed to have certain involuntary bodily functions during certain weeks of the year.Originally Posted by Spawnie
The best one are the ones about not being allowed to have certain involuntary bodily functions during certain weeks of the year.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
Hey, don't misquote me. Not cool.With all the gay kids, right?
What are all of you doing in that dark, cramped closet, I wonder?
Next question.I guess I use religion as an excuse to not drink.
Read my sig
Edit: Read my sig?
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.
Mage, dear, you can't claim offense when you use a a term yourself.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Didn't Muhammad die drunk?Next question.
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part.
I don't think so. I always remembered him being crucif...on second thoughts, beats the alternatives.
If you're going to whine you can do it somewhere else.But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
The word "an?" That was the most important part?But mooooommmmyyyyy, he snipped out the middle >most important< part.
If that's true, you're doing this whole "language" thing wrong.
Besides, I replaced it with "[...]" - that is the recognized symbol for "something was omitted here." And really, if you're not going to laugh it off when I twist your words into a minor funny, I don't know what you expect me to do. That's pretty much all I do around here, unless someone's trolled me into posting about being a libertarian and making the rivers run red with the blood of the government and its supporters.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
Meanwhile, back in Virginia, Young Mage accidentally made Cain feel guilty. I think I just made history.
I was joking anyways, I don't really get offended that easily. Acting out is too much fun.
Paradox detected....does not compute.
Well, since you clearly haven't read anything I've ever posted, I should introduce myself.
"Hi, I'm Cain. And you are?"
Well, to be fair, it has happened from time to time (though not over anything online). But that's why I always keep a fifth of guilt antidote nearby!
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
Wait, I just read what I wrote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7utC_...eature=related
You referring to all the people who drink alcohol alone in their room? I don't think there's much of a correlation between alcohol consumption and having fun.
Hope is the denial of reality
You really make it sound very poetic
Keep on keepin' the beat alive!
How joyous it is that correlation isn't causation!
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
You need a drink and to relax. Just one, though.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
A lack of a correlation does imply a lack of causation however.
I relax just fine without drinks. But thanks for offering.
Hope is the denial of reality
Yeah well you're a fucking cunt you are!A lack of a correlation does imply a lack of causation however.
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
I relax just fine without drinks. But thanks for offering.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
I'm actually indifferent about alcohol. I drink it when offered. I just don't see why people think alcohol is necessary to have a good time.
Hope is the denial of reality
It makes women look good enough to take home.
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
I don't necessarily think it is.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
And when applied to the women, it makes you look go enough go home with! (That's my personal favorite use for alcohol, at least.)
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
So what's the point? From what I've read, it doesn't exactly help when it comes to certain activities either.
Hope is the denial of reality
I think the point depends on what/why/where/withwhom/etc.
So does the effect on certain activities.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol.
Hope is the denial of reality
Those people aren't much fun, even drunk.Only if those individuals are too uptight to do the things in question without alcohol.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
I dont know what you are trying to say!
I was referring to everyone!
Both correlation and causation may apply to studies of alcoholism as it provides a temporary elevation in mood but a long-term depression of mood!
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.
Well, you read wrong. A drunk chick is so much easier to get off than a sober one. Plus, they lose track of time and may get the impression that you're a marathon lover.
Seriously...
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
That only works if you're not drunk as well. And given how alert a drunk chick would be, you'd be just as well in using another object.
Hope is the denial of reality
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