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[littlelolligagged]

It's 11 AM, on a weekday. Even if I could find a bar slut right now, what am I gonna do? Take her back to the datacenter and fuck her under the security cameras? I've already got two strikes for doing that.

Over the hood of your behind the bar, of course. The total trashiNess of it will just turn her on more.

[Young Mage]

2. You have not been reported for 'promoting ideas extremely stupid'. You have been reported for generally being an annoying little pissant. Saying things like 'I'd like to see how you weasel out of that one big boy' in your post to Dread above is the epitome of such behaviour. It's really quite pathetic, and it riles the regulars.

Alrighty then, do you just want me to accept the"pathetic" behavior from the members if they don't accept mine? What riles me even more is the fact that most of you are in your 30-50s, preach your children about, "do onto others what you want them..." bullshit all day long yet here we are. You (members) can't even apply one of the basic principle you attempt to force upon us(children) in a pseudo-real life situation.

3. The reason why others here get away with behaviour far worse than what you have been allowed to is simply because they have been around a hell of a lot longer than you have. We and the modding staff know them well, know their behaviour, and also accept that they contribute far more to this community than you have so far shown willing.

That's a stupid reason. Why am I alienated? I'm 16, half the things I do are because "cool people do it". I'd expect most mature adults to realize this. Remember, I'm too young to be held accountable for my actions.

In essence, and I mean this with the best intentions - you are new, and nobody likes a new boy that barges in and starts throwing annoying comments around, and punching way above his weight. - Contribute sensibly, and over time we will get used to you, you become part of the community, and you will have more leeway to carry on with the typically insulting banter the rest of us do.

Tried and failed. Got trolled even harder after attempting to contribute thrice.

You don't know what an attack is, Madge.
Reported for stupid.

Clearly you're a brain-damaged-autistic-asshat and I mean that in the nicest possible way. So are you planning on growing a pair of jewels *ba dum tssssss* and reply to this comment? Or are you going to just report me?

Shake off the bullshit propaganda you picked up from the news or your brain-dead leftie teachers.

...BUT under the constitution I am guaranteed those right... right?

That does not apply to *private* spaces, like this forum. For example, in my *private* home, I am free to treat black folks like monkeys, the disabled like Hot Wheels toys (wheelchair races, woohoo!), the retards like running jokes, and the left-wingers like punching bags. That, however, is regrettably not also the case when I'm on public property, or someone else's private property, where the owner is stupid and thus, does not share my beliefs.

I once told my mother every time a black person comes up to me and asks me for directions. The directions I give them are completely wrong. She's still amazed I'd do such a douchebaggy thing. LOL.

Seriously? Go fuck yourself

Are you actually going to contribute or do you just want to add nonsensical comments to a random thread just to add one to you post count. You do realize that is trolling right?

I do wonder who has ever actually reported someone after making a "reported for ____" post.

I've done it a few times now.

Seriously, fucker, while I'd be perfectly willing to believe and applaud Rettib for reporting your new slave for stupid,

Hey here's an idea, once you're done giving Jewel a rimjob, be sure to wipe the doodoo off your face Lolli. Seriously, I'm sick of you calling me "Cain's [insert whatever]" while being a world-class hypocrite.

Yeah, that certainly helps your case there. "The IRC mafia is allowed to troll and insult the obnoxious new kid, but let's ban him every time he does it back."

For fucking out loud, do you even realize how incredibly and blatantly hypocritical that is? You're not even trying to fucking hide it.

This is exactly what I've been thinking this entire time.

Heh. I see everyones behaviour here, and see the hypocrisy. It's delightful, really.

Keep on keepin' on.

Trolling in a thread about a troll? I see what you did there.

[Bitter Jeweler]

Alrighty then, do you just want me to accept the"pathetic" behavior from the members if they don't accept mine? What riles me even more is the fact that most of you are in your 30-50s, preach your children about, "do onto others what you want them..." bullshit all day long yet here we are. You (members) can't even apply one of the basic principle you attempt to force upon us(children) in a pseudo-real life situation.

Practice what YOU are preaching.

That's a stupid reason. Why am I alienated? I'm 16, half the things I do are because "cool people do it". I'd expect most mature adults to realize this. Remember, I'm too young to be held accountable for my actions.

Talk about stupid reasons.

Tried and failed. Got trolled even harder after attempting to contribute thrice.

Maybe it was what you contributed?

Clearly your a brain-damaged-autistic-asshat and I mean that in the nicest possible way. So are you planning on growing a pair of jewels *ba dum tssssss* and reply to this comment? Or are you going to just report me?

My reply would be that name calling is against the rules. Reported.

I once told my mother every time a black person comes up to me and asks me for directions. The directions I give them are completely wrong. She's still amazed I'd do such a douchebaggy thing. LOL.

Yeah, and you want to people to like you?

Hey here's an idea, once you're done giving Jewel a rimjob, be sure to wipe the doodoo off your face Lolli. Seriously, I'm sick of you calling me "Cain's [insert whatever]" while being a world-class hypocrite.

But you behave like Cain. It's been noted by others as well.
Guess what? Not everyone likes Cain.

This is exactly what I've been thinking this entire time.

You can't even acknowledge Cain's hypocrisy. Start there.

Trolling in a thread about a troll? I see what you did there.

Do you see what you did here?

[littlelolligagged]

Rettib, sweetheart, I thought you said I couldn't have you. Did you tell Mage I could and not tell me?



Also, I'm getting kind of sick of the autism comments. You should really stop.

[CitizenCain]

That's a stupid reason.

No, it's a very good reason.

People who've been around forever and contributed to the community, become major parts of the community, get some latitude and leniency. As it should be.

Why am I alienated? I'm 16, half the things I do are because "cool people do it". I'd expect most mature adults to realize this. Remember, I'm too young to be held accountable for my actions.

Teehee. Amusing, but I hope we've learned a lesson here about being a follower.

...BUT under the constitution I am guaranteed those right... right?

Only from the government, and as the government exempts itself from liability for failing to follow its own laws, you probably shouldn't put too much stock in any of its guarantees. Like the 2nd amendment, which guarantees you the right to own firearms, provided your local politicians let you, and the feds haven't banned the firearm in question already.

Pretty much only worth the paper it's written on.

You can't even acknowledge Cain's hypocrisy. Start there.

Let's play a fun game called "English comprehension," and have you explain how I'm being hypocritical. And just to prove I can be nice, helpful guy too, I'll help you not fail miserably by reminding you that "hypocrite" is not synonymous with "asshole."

[Nessus]

Oh goodness, hiding behind word games and calling your opposition names! Aren't lawyers usually on top of the lolbertard lists of who's up against the wall when the good day comes?

[Young Mage]

Do any of you look like me?

[CitizenCain]

Oh goodness, hiding behind word games and calling your opposition names! Aren't lawyers usually on top of the lolbertard lists of who's up against the wall when the good day comes?

D.A.'s and prosecutors are, as are A.G.'s and the like... more or less any lawyer working for the government... but defense lawyers get first pick of stuff to loot from the dead gov't lawyers homes, and other non-government lawyers generally get a pass (but no looting rights), thought there are some, like Jack Thompson who get catapulted to the front of the line... even before politicians!

So, the short answer to your question is "not as a rule, no."

[Knux897]

I personally think he enjoys causing trouble. No one can be so blantantly stupid at 16. Sure I might be a bit politically ignorant but not like this. Just perma ban him already and he'll become one of those "Ha ha ha! I'm back with a new account" losers that plague every forum. At least we'll see less of him though

[Bitter Jeweler]

Well, Cain, you did "justify" your trolling of '][ear' so I guess that's out.

[CitizenCain]

Well, Cain, you did "justify" your trolling of '][ear' so I guess that's out.

Huh, maybe we should start that "English comprehension" game with the word "justify," then.

[Nessus]

Yes, do explain your behaviour without the unwarranted condescension

[Young Mage]

"I'm better than you because [insert a reason]" - Citizen Cain

Next question.

[CitizenCain]

Yes, do explain your behaviour without the unwarranted condescension

I would, but I'm too busy trying to avoid explaining the definition of words. Once I no longer have to do that, I'll consider dropping the condescension, but only if you agree to figure out that once I'm not expected to do the job of a dictionary, there won't be any need for me to fulfill your request either.

"I'm better than you because [insert a reason]"

Don't say it point-blank. That just makes the inferior people resent you.

[Nessus]

If only people could be so smart as you are, then you wouldn't have to have those fantasies of shooting everyone from a clock tower It must be so hard to exist as you do

[NGS]

This is so much fun! I knew this pot needed a little stirring to get hot, and here we are! Things looking up from your Q1 analysis in terms of activity--good or bad, to be sure--Ness?

[CitizenCain]

If only people could be so smart as you are, then you wouldn't have to have those fantasies of shooting everyone from a clock tower It must be so hard to exist as you do

Yeah, well, I manage... by reminding myself of how easy it would be to shoot everyone from a clock tower.

[Bitter Jeweler]

Oh, that's right Cain, it wasn't justification. I'll give you that.
You were explaining how your insults were different, somehow.

[']['ear]

Young Mage: FFS shut up. You start every imbroglio you are in, whether it is simply being an asshat to everybody here (except Cain, on whom you fawn like an un-housebroken puppy), or going crazy when faced with reasonable criticism. You're far worse than *me*.

Yes, do explain your behaviour without the unwarranted condescension

I LOLed.

[Young Mage]

There is a block feature from what I've heard. Try it out if you hate me all that much.

Don't say it point-blank with a shotgun. That just makes the inferior people resent you.

Boom-roasted.

[CitizenCain]

Oh, that's right Cain, it wasn't justification. I'll give you that.
You were explaining how your insults were different, somehow.

OK, good. Now we can get back to our fun "English comprehension" game where you explain how I'm being a hypocrite - keeping in mind (as before) that "hypocrite" and "asshole" are non-synonymous terms.

[Nessus]

OK, good. Now we can get back to our fun "English comprehension" game where you explain how I'm being a hypocrite - keeping in mind (as before) that hypocrite and asshole are non-synonymous terms.

It's nice to feel so self-warranted, isn't it?

[Bitter Jeweler]

[BalticSailor]

Hey here's an idea, once you're done giving Jewel a rimjob, be sure to wipe the doodoo off your face Lolli. Seriously, I'm sick of you calling me "Cain's [insert whatever]" while being a world-class hypocrite.

Ok, I don't think I've done anything to deserve being called "a world-class hypocrite" by you, so I guess I am allowed to point that out.

You really appear to have become Cain's bitch, and one has to be blind not to notice that.
While he might appear to be a great role model to someone of your age, first of all, not everyone likes such people, and secondly - we already have one Cain here. Someone else just like him would be too much. Someone trying his best to be like him, yet failing to look like anything more but a desperate fanboy/wannabe is just outright pathetic.

[Catgrrl]

If you're going to argue, can ya at least post some hawt pics in between to keep me happy?

EDIT: Yay, Hawt Jeweler action!

[Young Mage]

Ok, I don't think I've done anything to deserve being called "a world-class hypocrite" by you, so I guess I am allowed to point that out.

You really appear to have become Cain's bitch, and one has to be blind not to notice that.
While he might appear to be a great role model to someone of your age, first of all, not everyone likes such people, and secondly - we already have one Cain here. Someone else just like him would be too much. Someone trying his best to be like him, yet failing to look like anything more but a desperate fanboy/wannabe is just outright pathetic.

??????When did I insult you????????

I actually liked you until now.

[littlelolligagged]

NSFW ... and just for Kittycat

Spoiler:

[Catgrrl]

Hooray!

[littlelolligagged]

??????When did I insult you????????

I actually liked you until now.

You insulted me. You really shouldn't do that where Sailorboy can see.

[Young Mage]

Let's stop with the porn please or at least put up a huge "PORN HERE" sign prior to posting it...