http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-on-mars.htmlThey were particularly excited about the discovery of a sulphate called gypsum which, it has emerged recently, is found in large quantities among fossils in the Mediterranean.
Not sure how I even got to the Sun, but whatever. Don't know how "accurate" it is, but it at least fits with what y'all've been saying.
The Sun is famous for featuring tits on page 3.
Given that, I'll leave it for you to figure out their accuracy on any reporting matters.
Originally Posted by Steely Glint
I like tits. I feel tits are an important part of intelligence.
Therefore The Sun must be the most accurate paper, ever.
*insert enigmatic smiley, here*
Wraithy, I need an enigmatic smiley!
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Heh - just decided to search for some classic Sun headlines.
The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun
I read a hysterical one not too long ago.
But still, tits!
NSFW if your employer doesn't appreciate breasts.
Spoiler:
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Finally found the hidden boob picture in the D&D section!
Was starting to lose hope
Lolli
Ok, let's not post pornography on this site, there are a few minors. Please refrain from doing so in the future. Thanks.
Stop visiting the site, thank you
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
That was a wonderful spoiler.
Say, something recently posted reminded me of a question. What's policy on posting pornography on here? And not the nudes with maybe a butt crack or a nipple showing, but full on, hardcore (but tasteful) porn? I've got some really nice, artistic DP photos, and a whole bunch of great anal sex, straight-on box shots to share.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
If we want to see women subjected to terrible things we can but look at Islam, Kain, we don't need to see your wank-material
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Talk about adding insult to injury. I'm sorry, if you keep going down this path, you can no longer be my role model. Even I haven't discarded all my morals and values just yet.Say, something recently posted reminded me of a question. What's policy on posting pornography on here? And not the nudes with maybe a butt crack or a nipple showing, but full on, hardcore (but tasteful) porn? I've got some really nice, artistic DP photos, and a whole bunch of great anal sex, straight-on box shots to share.
Fail, go read up a textbook or two about the rights women had in predominantly Muslim nations around the time Islam became bigger than Jesus. I've heard reading is a great way of hiding the fact that one is a fucking moron.
So you want YM to stop visiting the site, but are unwilling to get your hands dirty and do what it takes to achieve your goal?
Pffft. Typical.
Wait... are you saying that pr0n is immoral?
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
Fail, go read up a textbook or two about the rights women had in predominantly Muslim nations around the time Islam became bigger than Jesus. I've heard reading is a great way of hiding the fact that one is a fucking moron.
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Ok, I'm a giant hypocrite. Sue me.
Not going to hint at as to what I believe when it comes to pornography. I'll be made fun of until I either get perma-banned or leave.
Good things come to those who wait.Finally found the hidden boob picture in the D&D section!
Was starting to lose hope
That wasn't porn, and it was tagged.
There are few things in life as important as making a pregnant woman happy.That was a wonderful spoiler.
Well, I like porn.Say, something recently posted reminded me of a question. What's policy on posting pornography on here? And not the nudes with maybe a butt crack or a nipple showing, but full on, hardcore (but tasteful) porn? I've got some really nice, artistic DP photos, and a whole bunch of great anal sex, straight-on box shots to share.
Hey, I like great anal sex (please note, Geegee, that this comment has absolutely nothing to do with my love life at all. even if I said I had really great anal sex this morning, that would only be about my SEX life)
What the hell is immoral about sex and nudity again? I've fucked muslims who were much less uptight than you.
That's gonna happen, anyway.Ok, I'm a giant hypocrite. Sue me.
Not going to hint at as to what I believe when it comes to pornography. I'll be made fun of until I either get perma-banned or leave.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
How this relates to my post you quoted I have no idea and I have a horrible feeling the explanation would depress meHey, I like great anal sex (please note, Geegee, that this comment has absolutely nothing to do with my love life at all. even if I said I had really great anal sex this morning, that would only be about my SEX life)
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
I heard your penis vanishes into the Tartarus as it enters a vagina, the [female] mate eats the male once finishes, girls have cooties.
Given how few females residing on your continent I've introduced to my genitalia, your confession seems surprising and lo behold FUCKING STUPID STOP POSTING YOU USELESS CUNT-RAG
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Feel free to share, since that's pretty much a sure thing either way. Or, have you not noticed lolli and Nessie and Bitter and ][ear and...?
And if you share, you might actually learn a thing or two about the topic. So, you've got nothing to lose, and knowledge to gain.
Presumably your implication that anal sex involves "women subjected to terrible things." I chalked it up to you mocking Islam, but you can see where others might not.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
I had no objections to the descriptors of Cainy's wank material.
I think.
We're into hour 2 of happy hour, after all.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
I do not feel comfortable speaking about my sexual orientation or desires.
Then don't. I actually wish you wouldn't.
What you believe about porn, though, has nothing to do with your sexual orientation or desires.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Fair enough. Don't post anything you're uncomfortable with, as no one wants a repeat of the "my name is ______, I attend the ______ High school in ______, Virgina, and my hottest teacher is Mz. ______" incident.
Do keep in mind, however, that contrary to how you've been raised, there's nothing shameful or dirty about sex. Everyone has it, and like all things in life, practice makes perfect!
Also, this -------------v
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
I still hate you for that. I might type up an essay about it tomorrow. Again, it has nothing to do with what I call myself (a purple flying cat) or how my parents raised me.
That was random.
People might like you if you would calm the fuck down. Think before you post. Don't consider everything to be a challenge.
And the next time you use autistic as an insult I will ask one of the internet tough-guys to cyber-kick your teenage ass.
Just not any of the ones my 10-year-old daughter could snap in half.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
You do realize I'm joking? I'm pretty sure I'd insult Cain if he really pissed me off the way I insulted thenecrophiliacnihilist, the guy with liver problem(s), and the guy with a small sample size with a tiny standard deviation...
Gay.
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