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    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897 View Post
    So I asked her if she wants to do something this weekend and shes like: "Why do you want to hang out with me so much anyways lol?"
    Did she actually say the word ... 'lol' ... ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    Columbus.

    It sucks. Fucking cow town. It's so fucking small and shitty that you may, through no fault of your own, try to pick up a chick at a bar that you hooked up with a few years ago and never called back.
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    So did ya give it to her?
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    No, it turns out she was pissed off about not getting called back last time, and just wanted to fuck with my head and humiliate me until it was too late for me to go home with anyone else.

    Also, now I have to be up in 3 hours for work, will probably be hungover, and didn't even get laid.

    Goddamn women.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

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    Tee hee
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    No, it turns out she was pissed off about not getting called back last time, and just wanted to fuck with my head and humiliate me until it was too late for me to go home with anyone else.

    Also, now I have to be up in 3 hours for work, will probably be hungover, and didn't even get laid.

    Goddamn women.
    Thats what you get for being a ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    Did she actually say the word ... 'lol' ... ?
    We were texting

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    Good. Because if she actually said it you'd need to purchase a pair of Dr Martens and stamp on her face.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  10. #820
    Those are very shiny.

    Mine are plaid.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Hmm... well after today we talked a bit and she decided she wasn't interested. At least I didn't freak her out this time!

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    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lor View Post
    Thats what you get for being a ho.
    Poppycock. That's what I get for *her* not being a ho... anymore.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    It started snowing about 5PM, and hasn't let up since. When I went outside about 11:30, there was about 1/2 inch of slush on the sidewalks. I looked outside about 20 minutes ago to let The Friend know if he needed to invest in chains for his truck this trip, and there is now about an inch of slush on the streets! I hate Spring for exactly this reason. FFS, Sunday I went to brunch with Mommymunchkin and The Kid in a tank top and a skirt...with no jacket or sweater...and tomorrow I am gonna need the heavy winter coat I packed away in storage 3 weeks ago!

    So, The Friend tells me he will be thru here sometime on Thursday, but probably won't have time to stop since he has to be in North Dakota on Friday! Since he won't take me with him in this kind of weather (I don't blame him!) I won't get to spend any time with him at all. Maybe he can stop long enough to meet me for lunch or dinner, but that's about it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Poppycock. That's what I get for *her* not being a ho... anymore.
    You're letting the team down! Try harder will you.

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    Tampa is fast becoming a city I no longer recognize We lost 2 WTF landmarks in the same week.

    First it was Seven Seas Strip Club (Street View), a place that has survived decades of politicans trying to close it down. Smack in the middle of Kennedy Blvd, which connected TPA to downtown. Meaning anyone coming into Tampa for business got a great shot of the larger than life naked chick painted down the side of the building.



    Next up, they removed the exploding chicken, also on Kennedy Blvd. The first piece of art you saw when driving into downtown.


    I don't know my own city anymore!

  17. #827
    At least you still have an overpriced aquarium!

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    My car has a flat tire with an unknown cause (at this time, I haven't gotten around to changing it yet)...luckily it also has a donut in the trunk...
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    I don't know my own city anymore!
    Well if that's what they considered "landmarks" then it appears you might just be better off without them, they ain't much to look at are they?
    Such is Life...

  20. #830
    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    Two paramedics attacked by youths in Liverpool

    Two paramedics were attacked by three youths while treating a patient in Liverpool.

    The teenagers assaulted the man and woman next to an ambulance at the junction of East Prescot Road and Dinas Lane, Huyton, at 1520 BST on Saturday.

    Both were taken to hospital for minor injuries and have been unable to return to work, the ambulance service said.

    Police described it as a "deeply disturbing" incident and appealed for any witnesses to contact them.

    They said they believed it was an "unprovoked" attack, and the youths did not appear to know the patient or paramedics.

    Det Sgt Haggerty said: "The treatment of emergency service staff in this way will not be tolerated in our communities and I would reassure local people that we are treating the matter very seriously."

    The youths were described as white, aged 16 to 17, of slight build, and wearing black clothing and baseball caps.

    Dave Kitchin, from the North West Ambulance Service, said: "This was an appalling attack on two members of our service who spend their working day committed to saving lives.

    "The trust will not tolerate our staff being abused in this way.

    "Both crew members are still unable to work due to their injuries and one may not be able to return to work for some time.

    "As well as the mental and physical well-being of staff, this has an effect on our resources and we would like those involved to ask themselves who is going to come and help if a member of their own family needs emergency medical assistance?"
    Hmmm, what a pleasant group of kids.

    I've come across fire crews being targeted before in this country; bricks thrown at fire engines etc, but this is the first time I've heard of an unprovoked attack on an ambulance crew.

    Miserable little fuckers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    And I thought my neighborhood was full of little thugs.

    Theft is better than attacking paramedics.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    Hmmm, what a pleasant group of kids.

    I've come across fire crews being targeted before in this country; bricks thrown at fire engines etc, but this is the first time I've heard of an unprovoked attack on an ambulance crew.

    Miserable little fuckers.
    Countdown till someone blames GTA...

  23. #833
    Turns out I was supposed to work yesterday to attend some sort of Foundation Center training that I signed up for months ago. Whoops.

    Luckily no one seems to care, the training sucked according to everyone, and I already know database searching and presenting. Supervisor seems happy enough I'm here today instead so I can cover her desks since I'm not on the schedule.

    They have a procedure to call if someone doesn't show up on time, but since I'm usually left alone to do my own classes and projects, no one knew I didn't come in till around 2pm.

  24. #834
    Of my many grooves, they are all messed up.

    Family Life = messed up Computer = messed up Finances = messed up in transition Social life = messy

    I'm the cleaning lady for other people too, and their lives are all messed up, so I'm stuck trying to fix my own mess and other peoples' messes, yay. I have contempt and loathing for my ex, and his messiNess into our kids' lives (and hence, mine). My sister is coming tomorrow, that's a whole big fat Greek mess.

    and in a massive clusterfuck of doing good things that messes up other things......I wrote an essay recently about food security and charity food pantries and political economics, which has now turned into me writing press releases for our two newspapers.

    I've never written for an audience, and this is messing with my groove. Dammit.

  25. #835
    ^ Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead

  26. #836
    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    which has now turned into me writing press releases for our two newspapers.

    I've never written for an audience, and this is messing with my groove. Dammit.
    This is a not a
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  27. #837
    Sumbitch! I suppose I should give the short version here! The Friend is pissy with me, an awning pissed on my head, amd my feet are frozen!
    I don't have a problem with authority....I just don't like being told what to do!Remember, the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!RIP Fluffy! 01-07-09 I'm so sorry Fluffster! People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life! My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does!
    Atari bullshit refugee!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897 View Post
    It was never a date. It started out as getting some people together to go bowling and asking her to come and advancing to "Hey wanna hang out?" and once we were out, I would see if she was interested or not. Unfortunately that never happened and after a few texts earlier she might think I'm a bit odd with my gloomy "Right...well whatever then" texts. I think the only course now would be to tell her how I feel and see how she reacts. Unless she said "Why do you wanna hang out with me so badly lol?" to figure out if it was a date or not......idk
    Really, I am so happy I am not your age any longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897 View Post
    So theres this girl and me...she seemed pretty interested in me, I even went over her house within a week of talking to her to help with a project that ended up into getting to know each other... and now over the past few weeks everytime I ask her to do something she never has time to do anything. So I asked her if she wants to do something this weekend and shes like: "Why do you want to hang out with me so much anyways lol?" ........I wonder if shes trying to see if it's a date or she really can't tell I'm interested in her : /
    I was going to tell you she wasnt interested, from the "Why do you want to hang out with me so much anyways lol?", but i see thats been covered now. The other thing i was going to say was that when i met my current g/f she was seemingly always too busy to come out (for like a week solid) until she finally did, and then we got together. So sometimes perseverence pays off.
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  30. #840
    Höüse season finale Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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