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    Default God Bless America

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2...lift10.article

    Anthony Kyser didn't have money for the tubes of toothpaste he stuffed in his jacket before he walked out of a Little Village CVS store Saturday morning.

    He paid with his life, instead.

    Chased out of the store and down a litter-strewn alley shortly before 11 a.m., the 35-year-old unemployed barber was strangled to death by a CVS employee who had seen him shoplifting, officials said.

    Witnesses said Kyser, of the 1400 block of South Hamlin, cried, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!" as the CVS worker held him in a chokehold for what they thought was several minutes. Three other men attempted to restrain him in the alley behind the 2600 block of South Pulaski, the witnesses said.

    The medical examiner ruled Kyser's death a homicide, saying an autopsy showed he had been strangled, but police said Sunday the employee who killed him won't be charged.

    Police are treating the death as "accidental," Chicago Police spokesman Daniel O'Brien said.

    That's a decision Kyser's outraged family can't understand.

    "Why would you kill someone over toothpaste?" his ex-wife, Ann Balboa, said through tears Sunday.

    "Why would you even chase them, and how is this not murder -- it doesn't make sense."

    Kyser's family said that though he had served prison time for drug convictions and had a drug problem and "his ups and downs," nothing he had done came close to justifying his death.

    They also said they want a full investigation into claims -- made by two witnesses to the Chicago Sun-Times -- that an off-duty Chicago cop was at the scene and had drawn her weapon on Kyser before he died.

    Chicago Police say there is no reference to an off-duty officer in their report.

    The witnesses, whose homes back onto the alley where Kyser died and who asked not to be identified, say the officer announced herself, pointed her weapon at a bleeding Kyser and told him to stop resisting the CVS employee and other men who were holding him down.

    When he continued to struggle, she holstered her weapon, got in her car and made a phone call, the witnesses said.

    Chicago Police spokesman John Mirabelli said Kyser was unconscious when officers arrived at the scene at 10:52 a.m. Police Lt. Maureen Biggane said the probe continues, adding that "we have no indication of CPD involvement." She said camera footage is being reviewed and urged witnesses to contact detectives.

    Initially described as in "fair-to-serious" condition, Kyser was declared dead 45 minutes later at Mount Sinai Hospital, according to the medical examiner's office.

    Staff at the store declined to comment Sunday, but CVS spokesman Michael DeAngelis said the company was investigating "the unfortunate incident involving a suspected shoplifter who fled our store."

    The Independent Police Review Authority is not investigating, spokesman Curtis Tarver said.

    There were 15 thefts in the 2600 block of South Pulaski in the first four months of 2010, statistics show. Witnesses said they have previously seen CVS employees tackle shoplifters.

    Balboa says Kyser's family plans to sue. "He was a loving stepfather to my three sons," she said. "They've taken away my kids' pops, and you don't do that.

    "They murdered him."

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    Man I hope CVS gives this guy a promotion! This just goes to show that if you steal in America you can be chased down and strangled in an alley! God I love this country more then ever.

    This really brightens my day.

    As far as the step-sons they have been taught a valuable lesson. DON'T STEAL OR WE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!

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    Dude...its toothpaste

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    This killing is actually unconstitutional, Lewk. Look it up. Punishment needs to fit the crime, and no SCOTUS has ever gone nearly as far in its interpretation as you have.

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    Well... that's pretty awful and depressing...
    Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
    For you.
    Hate.
    Hate.

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    Oh good, another thread in which you jerk off over pointless death of a very minor criminal. From anyone else this would feel like a troll, but I reckon you might be both sadistic and materialistic enough to believe what you're typing.
    There's a man goin' 'round, takin' names
    And he decides who to free and who to blame

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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    This killing is actually unconstitutional, Lewk. Look it up. Punishment needs to fit the crime, and no SCOTUS has ever gone nearly as far in its interpretation as you have.
    Erm, the constitution limits the actions that can be performed by the federal government, so no, killing someone is not unconstitutional, regardless of the reason for the killing.
    Hope is the denial of reality

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    The CVS manager was interviewed a little while ago and it ended up on reddit somewhere. Even the good samaritan who was sticking his neck out for the store profits felt regret that it went this far. CVS put him on leave until their internal investigation is over.

    I surprised Lewk didn't comment about the police officer that was at the scene with his gun out, and walked away, while the manager was still fighting with the suspect; but astroturfing news blurbs doesn't usually leave much room for independent thought.

    The store and manager are also getting sued by the family. This is why everyone else fires their employees when they chase after criminals .


    This is a more appropriate wildwest outcome to store theft. A female Burger King with some serious gonads.
    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 05-19-2010 at 10:44 PM.

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    Lewk, honestly, fuck you for saying that. It's fucking toothpaste, man. I've let other stuff you've said slip, but this is just too far.

    I really can't help but read what you said and think you're joking. But I think I know you better than that...

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    The guy wasn't white, right?
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    The dead one? No, wasn't white.



    To be fair, the manager's name is Pedro, so maybe that explains why the first officer didn't step in?

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    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    Erm, the constitution limits the actions that can be performed by the federal government, so no, killing someone is not unconstitutional, regardless of the reason for the killing.
    I'm paraphrasing a bit. 8th amendment, cruel and unusual punishment, ie even if the CVS employee had the right to act as judge, jury and executioner, execution for a tube of toothpaste would be cruel and unusual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    I'm paraphrasing a bit. 8th amendment, cruel and unusual punishment, ie even if the CVS employee had the right to act as judge, jury and executioner, execution for a tube of toothpaste would be cruel and unusual.
    Do you even know what a constitution means? That amendment, just like the rest of the Constitution, only applies to actions carried out by the government. An individual in a private capacity (i.e. not working on behalf of the government) is incapable of violating the Constitution...
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    Sigh. Loki, lad, do you understand that I was

    Nevermind.

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    You mean you making an absurd claim and then backtracking?

    "This killing is actually unconstitutional, Lewk. Look it up"

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    Its cool Tear, other people used their brain to understand that you meant the government wouldn't be able to dish out a punishment like this, no matter how much Lewk wished for it.

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    Can you stop being a partisan version of Alpha please? Your act is getting tiring. Just because your underage playmates might take your views seriously doesn't mean that anyone else does.

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    I was just answering his usual claim that this was punishment for a crime, blah blah blah.

    Pointless, really. Lewk's smiting God is not bound by a constitution.


    Edit: ffs Loki

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Its cool Tear, other people used their brain to understand that you meant the government wouldn't be able to dish out a punishment like this, no matter how much Lewk wished for it.
    Well, you know how the saying goes: "Understanding is a three-edged sword: There's what you mean, there's what you say and there's Loki."
    When the stars threw down their spears
    And watered heaven with their tears:
    Did he smile his work to see?
    Did he who made the lamb make thee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    Edit: ffs Loki
    He has been trying extra hard lately after I said he wasn't trolling as well as Cain has been.

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    Should we have a poll?
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Nah, no need for strippers here.

    Oh, you spelled it poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Should we have a poll?
    Is a bear shitting in the woods?
    When the stars threw down their spears
    And watered heaven with their tears:
    Did he smile his work to see?
    Did he who made the lamb make thee?

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    Depends, is somebody there to hear?

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    fap fap

    fap
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Lewk is a sick and twisted bastard.

    Everyone else appears to be PMSing.

    What a fantastic thread.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Oh hey

    There's this trick I learned with my tongue

    Let me show you
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Lewk is a sick and twisted bastard.

    Everyone else appears to be PMSing.

    What a fantastic thread.
    I resent that! For once I don't PMS and you go ahead and lump me in with the rest of this bunch of jokers! An outrage, I say! I will ...

    ... ach, never mind
    When the stars threw down their spears
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    Did he smile his work to see?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    I was just answering his usual claim that this was punishment for a crime, blah blah blah.

    Pointless, really. Lewk's smiting God is not bound by a constitution.


    Edit: ffs Loki
    Which part of Lewk's post made you think that he cares what the statutory punishment for the crime is? I'm actually half convinced he's trolling, but you never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    Which part of Lewk's post made you think that he cares what the statutory punishment for the crime is? I'm actually half convinced he's trolling, but you never know.
    Only half convinced? Dude, and here I was, half convinced you were turning around but, no, you had to open your mouth and shatter my faint hope.

    For shame!
    When the stars threw down their spears
    And watered heaven with their tears:
    Did he smile his work to see?
    Did he who made the lamb make thee?

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