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  1. #271
    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    You forgot to punctuate.
    That's what she said.

  2. #272
    The latest underwater pics are both amazing and horrifying. So when does BP start drilling in the Arctic?


  3. #273
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    It's all part of my whimsical charm
    The irony is you're more sane than fully 2/3 of the monkeys frequenting this forum. And I'm not joking. At all.



    Ok, half. You're more sane than half the monkeys on this forum. Fucking nit picker.

    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    That's what she said.
    I just watched the first 5 years of The Office in three months. Fun stuff. I've really developed an affection for Dwight, ever since he did the Musolini speech at the SalesMan of the Year convention.

    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    The latest underwater pics are both amazing and horrifying. So when does BP start drilling in the Arctic?

    You make a post like this and don't post the fucking picture or a fucking link to the fucking picture? What the fuck? Come on.
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  4. #274
    Sanity is subjective.
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    If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?

  5. #275
    Quote Originally Posted by Being View Post
    Sanity is subjective.
    Not to me.
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  6. #276
    Lets try this again.

    Now BP has admitted that their original claim of 5,000 barrels a day leak was a lie. BP was trying to brag about how their mile long tube is sucking up 210,000 gallons a day (5,000 barrels), only to have to admit it wasn't caputring all of the leak, and that BP no longer wishes to measure to the leak, only to end it.

  7. #277
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Lets try this again.

    Now BP has admitted that their original claim of 5,000 barrels a day leak was a lie. BP was trying to brag about how their mile long tube is sucking up 210,000 gallons a day (5,000 barrels), only to have to admit it wasn't caputring all of the leak, and that BP no longer wishes to measure to the leak, only to end it.
    Yeah, I heard something about how they've said all along measuring the leak wasn't important, that they wanted to focus on stopping it. Its only not important for their PR efforts. I think they know more or less exactly how much oil is coming out of that hole. That or they've intentionally not tried to estimate it accuately.
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  9. #279
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post

    What the fuck?
    Well, somebody needs to go to jail for this mess, might as well be the media. I mean, it's the media's fault that we know about it, right?
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  10. #280
    Mainstream media, no less!

  11. #281
    Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
    If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?

  12. #282
    Jesus, WTF at the Coast Guard thing.

    RE Rand Paul on BP, I don't really disagree with him when I read the full quote:

    "What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP,'" said Paul who overwhelmingly won Tuesday's GOP Senate primary in Kentucky and is a favorite of Tea Party activists. "I think that sounds really un-American in his criticisms of businesses."

    "I've heard nothing from BP about not paying for the spill," Paul continued. "I think it's part of this blame game society in the sense that it's always got to be someone's fault, instead of the fact that sometimes accidents happen."
    BP's attitude has been moronic and arrogant, but they also have never said that they wouldn't be paying for this. Obama's rhetoric is over the top.

  13. #283
    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    Jesus, WTF at the Coast Guard thing.

    RE Rand Paul on BP, I don't really disagree with him when I read the full quote:



    BP's attitude has been moronic and arrogant, but they also have never said that they wouldn't be paying for this. Obama's rhetoric is over the top.
    This is a situation where accidents of this scope with no apparent recovery plan are unacceptable. It's negligence.
    As far as obamma's rhetoric I've not heard any of it, but he could be working a better outcome in november.
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  14. #284
    No, I've heard nothing unreasonable from Obama, and I've seen a fair amount of scapegoating from BP. Not unexpected of BP given the circumstances, but not worthy of the blowey that Paul is giving BP.

  15. #285
    Those who were involved in the Valdez spill are saying that BP purposely created an artifically low spill count (5,000 barrels) in order to reduce their responiblity when it comes time to pay up for damages. The size and scope of the Valdez spill played a large roll in determining the financial payout.

    So much for owning up and paying out. If BP honestly admitted they were dealing with a Valdez sized spill every 4 days, they would be fucked.

  16. #286
    Everyone is pointing fingers, changing the subject, and generally worrying more about the $$$ and public opinion. It seems that their energies would be better spent getting together to cap the well,clean-up, determine what happened and how to prevent it in the future. then proceed to the grandstanding. I guess it's easier to claim that it's someone elses job to do these things,and just talk and talk and talk about what you would do if it were your job, than to actually do something meaningful.
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  17. #287
    More WTF bullshit from BP.

    The EPA gave BP 24 hours, to find, and 72 to start using, a less lethal dispersant. While Corexit is EPA approved, it wasn't designed to be used in quantities like it is now. There are several other dispersants (12 so far) that are less lethal and up to nearly twice as effective.
    BP's response? No. BP told the EPA that it wasn't going to follow the order.

    BP told the EPA to fuck off because BP has made investments into the company that makes Corexit. BP is, again, putting the option to reduce its financial loss over actual efforts to own up and correct this disaster.
    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 05-23-2010 at 01:46 PM.

  18. #288
    hey everybody there's another reason to vote for the libertarian party!
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
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  19. #289
    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    No, I've heard nothing unreasonable from Obama, and I've seen a fair amount of scapegoating from BP. Not unexpected of BP given the circumstances, but not worthy of the blowey that Paul is giving BP.
    No one thinks it's inappropriate for the US president to talk about putting his foot "in the throat" of an organization? Isn't that kind of rhetoric even beyond what Bush used to use for terrorists?

    Remember, I'm not saying that BP has acted in the right way. But they've also never said they were not going to pay for the cleanup — that's been clear from the start.

  20. #290
    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    No one thinks it's inappropriate for the US president to talk about putting his foot "in the throat". Isn't that kind of rhetoric even beyond what Bush used to use for terrorists?
    No, but I do think its inappropriate to say the President or his actions are Un-American. Last I checked the terrorists where not poisoning their own pond in the name of profit.
    Remember, I'm not saying that BP has acted in the right way. But they've also never said they were not going to pay for the cleanup — that's been clear from the start.
    Its been clear that this is what BP is saying, however using their actions I've pointed out in the last few posts. They are doing everything possible to reduce, or profit from, that responsibility. No matter the cost to environment beyond the oil, the non-transparency of their actions, or their downright lies.

    That whole "actions louder than words" thing.

    EDIT:
    Fun Bush Quotes on Terror:

    Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

    it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.

    Any government that supports, protects or harbours terrorists is complicit in the murder of the innocent and equally guilty of terrorist crimes.

    We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbour them.

    I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

    I'll just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I don't believe that persuasion isn't going to work. Therapy isn't going to cause terrorists to change their mind.

    It's going to be the year of the sharp elbow and the quick tongue.

    The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror. They were acts of war.

    The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got.

    This was not an act of terrorism, but it was an act of war.

    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 05-23-2010 at 04:19 PM.

  21. #291
    Mighty Mississippi vs. The Slick: Oil is winning

    River outlets have been opened in an attempt to push back the spill

    The Washington Post


    By Joel Achenbach
    updated 7:04 a.m. ET, Sun., May 23, 2010

    GRAND ISLE, LA. - It has become an epic contest between water and oil along the Gulf Coast. Government officials have now opened wide the Mississippi River outlets — what they call the diversions — in a desperate attempt to overwhelm the massive oil slick approaching the ragged shoreline of Louisiana.

    This hydraulic defense employs snowfall from Montana, floodwater from Tennessee. The mighty river drains half the country, and every creek and stream and seep from the Rockies to the Appalachians has been enlisted in the battle.

    But still it appears the oil is winning.

    A steady wind from the southeast is blowing the oil ashore and into coastal bays.

    The forecast by the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration projects a massive landfall Sunday to the west of the Mississippi River.

    The heaviest patch of oil is taking dead aim at Port Fourchon, which has boomed thanks to the proliferation of deepwater drilling.

    Richest waters in America
    Already the slick has polluted some of the biologically richest waters in America.

    Even worse damage could take place this week as oil soaks the beaches and passes through the feeble barrier islands to the inland bays, marshes and estuaries — the nurseries for shrimp, oysters crabs.

    The names of these places will be in the news in the days ahead: Terrebonne Bay, Timbalier Bay, Caminada Bay and Barataria Bay.

    "All the diversions are wide open," Myron Fischer, director of a research lab for the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries in Grand Isle, said of the river. "Just trying to push."

    But a prevailing current near the mouth of the Mississippi flows east to west toward Texas, and it has caught the oil. An eddy appears to be forcing it directly toward Port Fourchon and Grand Isle.

    What is poised to be a major disaster for fecund ecosystems ranging from brackish marsh to deep coral reefs in the darkness of the continental slope comes on top of decades of man-made stress: The gulf coast fisheries have long been threatened by the slow-motion crisis of coastal erosion.

    For at least a century, the natural landscape has been pummeled by heavy industry and human engineering projects.

    With the river largely imprisoned between high levees, the natural floodwaters are no longer allowed to feed sediment to the marshes.

    Louisiana vanishing
    Moreover, the oil companies cut canals for pipes and drilling rigs in the marshlands. All of this made it easier for salt water to invade the brackish estuaries. The grass died. Marsh became open water. Barrier islands began to erode. Hurricanes blasted them further.

    The result is that Louisiana is vanishing. The state has lost 2,300 square miles of land since the 1930s, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindalsaid this week.

    "If a foreign country tried to take this land away from us, we'd fight them," he said.

    Jindal has joined with Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser in a campaign to win a permit to dredge a new set of barrier islands — what Jindal calls sand booms — as the first line of defense against the oil. But the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has not granted the permit, and Nungesser has grown increasingly exasperated.

    "We can't lose this war. Because we'll never recover," Nungesser said.

    The most vulnerable part of this ecosystem is the grass, the "canes," that give purchase to larval shrimp and other organisms that float in from the open gulf.

    The marsh can't be cleaned, officials say. Trying to clean it will only kill the roots and push the oil into the muck, said Jeff Dauzat, an environmental scientist with the state's Department of Environmental Quality.

    "If we can keep [it] out of marsh, we'll have a terrible year, but we'll rebound. But if we get a lot of the thick stuff in the marsh, it may hamper us for years," said Windell Curole, director of the South Lafourche Levee District.

    Meanwhile the gulf's "dead zone" is already forming, said Nancy Rabalais, executive director of the Louisiana Universities Marine Consortium.

    The dead zone appears every year in the deep water where fertilizer from the middle of the country flows out of the Mississippi River and incites a massive plankton bloom that depletes much of the oxygen in the water.

    She said she didn't know how the oil spill will affect the dead zone.

    "We're in uncharted waters," Rabalais said.

    "You cannot have that much oil on the surface of the water over such a large area without affecting the organisms that live on the upper water column," she added. "It's the plankton, the fish larvae, the fish eggs, the marine mammals that live out there, the sea turtles, ocean birds."

    'Like a big hurricane'
    Here in Grand Isle, locals fear the destruction of what they consider a fishing paradise. Buggie Vegas, owner of Grand Isle's Bridgeside Marina, the home base of the Labor Day Redfish Rodeo, said of the oil slick: "It's like a big hurricane out there, just drifting around. Where it's going, we don't know."

    To the east is the Mississippi and its long, clawlike delta that seems to point to the site where the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded and sank.

    In Plaquemines Parish, the river is hidden from sight behind the levee. The top half of a great ocean freighter, studded with smokestacks, will pass slowly on the other side of the grassy berm and suggest an unseen waterway of immense scale.

    Over countless millennia, the river juked and weaved through South Louisiana and built the delta, abandoning old channels, finding new routes to the sea. Now the river is a giant canal with the sole purpose of navigation.

    It has been dredged and lined with coarse stones known as riprap. The riparian zone has nothing so wild as an overhanging tree. The Father of Waters is now effectively a drain at the bottom of the country.

    A few days ago an old man climbed to the top of the levee in Empire, a fishing town on Highway 23, the road that runs along the final stretch of the river before it reaches the gulf. The current looked strong, rushing south toward the spill.

    "That's what's saving us — the river's up," said Lawrence "Brother" Stipelcovich.

    He is 82 years old, born right here, a fisherman all his life, the grandson of Croatian immigrants. He can boast that he got the croaker industry going, the pompano industry, the mullet industry. Along the way, everything changed.

    "In 1935, the oil companies came down here to Plaquemines Parish. Then we noticed the land started sinking," he said.

    Three feet the land subsided, he figures. Marshland vanished before his eyes. Where his father once dug a narrow canal for boats to reach a nearby bay there is now wide-open water.

    He's worried, though not for himself, because his time is limited.

    "It's not me that's going to suffer for it," he said. "It's the younger generation that's going to suffer for it."

    The marsh can't be cleaned

  22. #292
    Oil is biodegradable.
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  23. #293
    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    No one thinks it's inappropriate for the US president to talk about putting his foot "in the throat" of an organization?
    You mean "corporation". It's fine and dandy to put out hits on private citizens, but Heavens forbid the president dear speak out against someone trying to earn a buck in this topsy-turvy world
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  24. #294
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    Oil is biodegradable.
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  25. #295
    Top Kill was delayed. If you guessed it was because the oil line is still erupting in new locations, you win a cookie

    and yet the GOP has blocked, for the 2nd time, raising the financial responsibility cap of disasters like this from 75 million to 10 billion.

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    And it has the chemical dispersant too. That's got to be toxic by itself.

    "Nobody seems to be in charge"

    Go go USA #1!

  28. #298
    Crude gushing into the Gulf of Mexico and washing ashore in Louisiana is exposing how ill-prepared the U.S. has been to respond to a major offshore oil spill.

    In the fight to limit environmental damage from the month-old spill—which is on track to rival the 1989 Exxon Valdez disaster in size—BP PLC executives, government officials, and scientists are learning as they go, even though the industry has been drilling in the Gulf for decades and has 77 rigs operating there, according to ODS-Petrodata, a research firm.

    The Environmental Protection Agency says it is still assessing the ecological effect of the 600,000 gallons of chemicals that BP has sprayed into the Gulf to break up the oil so far. As of Sunday, the agency and BP were locked in a standoff over whether to continue using the same chemical dispersant.

    Some scientists researching the spill don't have the right instruments to measure the spill or to study its impact. Maps that federal officials are using to identify priority areas to protect from spreading oil are outdated. And the Coast Guard says the country lacks enough plastic piping, or "boom," to keep the incoming oil away from the coast.

    "The national system did not contemplate you would have to do all that at once," Coast Guard Commandant Thad Allen told a Senate committee last week, referring to laying boom across a coastline as big as the Gulf's.

    Sunday, on CNN's "State of the Nation," Mr. Allen likened the effort to address the Gulf oil spill to fighting a multifront war, as officials work to respond to oil coming ashore in southern Louisiana, tar balls in Alabama and Mississippi and the still-leaking well. He said BP had the means to cap the spill and that "our responsibility is to conduct proper oversight to make sure they do that."

    But Interior Department Secretary Ken Salazar said at a news conference in Houston Sunday that the U.S. would "push BP out of the way" if it didn't stop the leak and adequately clean up.

    Mr. Salazar and Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano will visit Louisiana on Monday to inspect the response to the BP oil spill.

    BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward told his staff, in an email Friday, that he was frustrated by the company's failure to stop the leak and warned an attempt to do so as early as Tuesday could fail. Mr. Hayward said that BP's plan to cap the well using heavy drilling fluids, a process known as "top kill," would be "another first for this technology at these water depths and so, we cannot take its success for granted."

    And a BP spokesman said Sunday that the amount of oil BP now is siphoning from the leak has declined to 1,360 barrels a day, compared with 5,000 barrels BP said it had been collecting last week, as more of the oil evades the insertion pipe.

    The White House insists it is doing everything possible to fight the spill, which began with an explosion April 20 on the Deepwater Horizon rig as it was drilling a subsea well for BP.

    On CBS's "Face the Nation" Sunday, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs dismissed media critics who have said the spill would become the Obama administration's Katrina, the hurricane that devastated New Orleans in 2005. In the case of Katrina, Mr. Gibbs said, the federal government didn't response in the beginning. With the BP incident, "we were there immediately. We have been there ever since," he said.

    Yet, signs that the spill is overwhelming the U.S. environmental infrastructure can be seen in the dispute between BP and the EPA over the chemicals BP is using to break up the oil slick.

    BP has been spraying unprecedented quantities of Corexit 9500, which the EPA approved for use on oil spills although EPA tests show it is more toxic to certain sea life than some other dispersants the agency has also approved. BP has been spraying the chemicals on the Gulf's surface and in smaller amounts directly at the well on the sea floor, a tactic never before tried at these depths and approved on May 15.

    Then, last Thursday, amid mounting questions in the media and on Capitol Hill, the EPA changed course. It told BP to switch to less-toxic dispersants by Sunday night. But, according to a letter from BP that the EPA released over the weekend, the oil company wants to keep using Corexit. BP says alternatives raise other environmental questions and are not available in sufficient volume for this spill.

    The EPA said Sunday that it would "continue to review and discuss the science" through the Sunday-night deadline and then decide what to do.

    Some scientists fault the federal government for not having investigated dispersants more fully earlier. Knowledge of dispersants' environmental effect is limited because the government "had virtually no money to put into that research," Nancy Kinner, a professor of civil and environmental engineering at the University of New Hampshire, said at a congressional hearing last week.

    Although thousands of people are working to fight the spill, basic questions about its environmental impact remain. One is how much oil is spewing into the gulf. Scientists' estimates vary widely—from some 5,000 barrels a day to more than 50,000 barrels a day. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration chief, Jane Lubchenco, said last week that efforts to measure the leak have been delayed in part because they would require sending more robots to the ocean floor. That would increase the chance that the robots might impede eachother's work and lead to an accident, she said. Federal officials say 16 robots already are working in the vicinity of the leaking well to try to plug it.A government team spent the weekend crunching reams of existing data—from video footage and pressure readings to overhead imagery—to try to come up with a more accurate estimate by early this week.

    Equally unclear is how the leaking oil is affecting undersea life. Earlier this month, a research vessel sponsored by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration produced water samples from the Gulf that researchers said suggested oil was collecting in a plume deep below the water's surface. But scientists analyzing the samples say they are of limited value because they were taken with equipment not designed for oil. The researchers on the ship took the samples using bottles designed to test for substances that dissolve in water—but oil doesn't, said Edward Overton, an emeritus professor of environmental sciences at Louisiana State University who is analyzing some of the samples. The oil stuck to many of the research bottles, he said, potentially skewing lab results."This is not a very satisfactory way to do it," Mr. Overton said of the water-sampling method. "Unfortunately, it's all that we've got out there right now."

    Additional research ships are heading out to study the water.

    Onshore, authorities are responding to the spill with more than a decade-old maps that assess the environmental sensitivity of U.S. coastal areas—maps that spill responders use to prioritize areas they want to protect from oil. NOAA said last week that it would cost $11 million to update the environmental-sensitivity maps—money NOAA hasn't had.
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...Tabs%3Darticle

    (Wow, read the comments. WSJ sure has changed....)

  29. #299
    How did WSJ change? The article is a factual piece with no opinion/analysis being offered...
    Hope is the denial of reality

  30. #300
    The article was fine. I meant the comment posts....

    It has changed tho, it's now a news source with a business section instead of a business journal with a news section.

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