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  1. #481
    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    Heh, "London, England" im movies always amuses me, too.

    Like people might think the plot to save the world is being cooked up by teams of politicians in London, Missouri(, USA)
    Or Birmingham, Alabama.

    ~

    But to be fair it is always the americans who save the world.

    The brits are are always featured in a brief piece of montage saying "It's about bloody time the americans did something".

    Which comes not long after another short piece of montage showing the Houses of Parliament/Big Ben getting obliterated, which comes directly after the Eiffel Tower getting obliterated. Germany doesn't really have any such iconic landmarks so German cities are spared obliteration.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  2. #482
    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    Which comes not long after another short piece of montage showing the Houses of Parliament/Big Ben getting obliterated, which comes directly after the Eiffel Tower getting obliterated. Germany doesn't really have any such iconic landmarks so German cities are spared obliteration.
    Because the bloody Allied bombed everything as they went along
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  3. #483
    No we didnt.

    We are the good guys.

    Duh
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  4. #484
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Because the bloody Allied bombed everything as they went along
    They fuckin' asked for it. Fuckers.

    And the US is always saving the world because if we don't do it, who the fuck will? The Russians? Hardly, half the time we're saving it FROM the Russians! The Chinese? They don't give a shit about anything but themselves. The Finns? HA!
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  5. #485

  6. #486
    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    And the US is always saving the world because if we don't do it, who the fuck will?
    The National Socialists tried but alas the bad guys won
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  7. #487
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    You forgot the Canadians.
    You have the oddest sense of humor.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    The National Socialists tried but alas the bad guys won
    DUDE! If they'd won, what do you think their plan was! We SAVED the world from the horror of eugenics!!! Or worse! They were working on ways to cantact Satan and use the power of hell, but they would have been consumed by it. They would have unleashed hell on Earth.
    The Rules
    Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

  8. #488
    As an american, isnt it your duty to hate communists more?
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  9. #489
    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    DUDE! If they'd won, what do you think their plan was!
    I probably know better than you do.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  10. #490
    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    As an american, isnt it your duty to hate communists more?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    I probably know better than you do.
    Spawn: As an American, what's the difference?

    Ness - you probably do.
    The Rules
    Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

  11. #491
    Blasted Nazis and commies, bunch of atheist pricks they were.

  12. #492
    Wasn't Hitler Catholic though?

  13. #493
    No he killed people and was bad: atheist.

    Don't try your Jedi mind tricks on me, they're not working.

  14. #494
    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorNorton View Post
    Wasn't Hitler Catholic though?
    Hell no you rotten blasphemous fucker.
    The Rules
    Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

  15. #495
    Uh
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  16. #496
    Never. Religious people are the only moral people. Hitler was evil, therefore Hitler was an atheist.

    Duh.
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  17. #497
    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    Never. Religious people are the only moral people. Hitler was evil, therefore Hitler was an atheist.

    Duh.
    QFT motherfuckers.

  18. #498
    I had forgotten this pic even exists.
    Shot at a recent geocaching event.

    Carthāgō dēlenda est

  19. #499
    Hippie alert!

    Looks like you're growing a beard to rival Bitter's. Will you ever cut it, or enter beard and goatee contests the longer it grows? You can do some cool stuff with beard wax these days....

  20. #500
    Arse-end of a peacock.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  21. #501
    Scarlett's crawling and assisted walking was great for her clinginess problem, but its a god damn nightmare for me.
    For example, how in the hell did she manage this? In the time it took me to change out the cat litter...

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    I had to lay her on her back and drag her out from under it.

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  22. #502
    Gorgeous baby, OG. Looks like she's having a blast.
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  23. #503
    OminousToddler? OminousBaby?
    "One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."

  24. #504
    Did you think she would just stay exactly where you left her forever?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  25. #505
    No, figured that out already, but I didn't even think she could fit/figure out how to get under the crib. Its already set as low as I can get it. Also discovered the crib was recalled today

  26. #506
    Ew, recalls on baby stuffs suck.

    Babies have magical superpowers. Also, since I assume she at least has average intelligence you might as well know that babyproofing is a pointless activity.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  27. #507
    She has the most beautiful eyes OG.

    Nice Pooh crib skirt too. I had a hell of a time finding Pooh stuff over the winter; had to order my set online because none of the stores around here carried it. Of course, all of the sudden Pooh stuff is back in stores AFTER I'm done shopping.

  28. #508
    Thanks Cat. We got a few Pooh things from friends, but she is a huge Elmo fan.


    Zombie baby!
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  29. #509
    Good Lord! Strawberries?

  30. #510

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