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    Denver blows up Toy Robot cemented to bridge support, cause they couldn't tell if it was a bomb.

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    It definitely seems dumb on the surface, but if someone cemented it on I guess I can see where the concern would be on the cops' end.

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    WTF, Buffalo has snow it can't deal with? People stranded for miles and hours on the highway?

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    I am totally confused now. There was a vote in the House about Bush's tax cuts, but dang if I can figure out what the hell it was.

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    achanth

    Mr Assange,

    have there ever been documents forwarded to you which deal with the topic of UFOs or extraterrestrials?

    Julian Assange

    Many weirdos email us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-christ whilst talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant. However, as yet they have not satisfied two of our publishing rules. 1) that the documents not be self-authored; 2) that they be original. However, it is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the cablegate archive there are indeed references to UFOs.
    Mr. Assange
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

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    UFOs in the true sense of word = unidentified flying objects.
    Hope is the denial of reality

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    Do you also say "PIN" in an exaggerated voice? Do you think the majority of the users say "PIN number"?
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    I had a dream .

    Last night.

    In this dream I went to Florida.

    To visit.

    Minous picked me up from the airport. In his car. It was black. He was smiling and talkative.

    I then went to some boulevard by the seafront. I joined a group of people that I didn't know, who were rollerblading. Lolli was with this group. She had blonde hair. I kept on trying to kiss her, but she kept saying no, people will see us.

    Lolli and I then skated up to a burger bar, where Bitter was flipping burgers. He had mustard on his 'tache. He looked tired, and kept saying "can't complain, can't complain".

    I was then trying to escape Hispanic police, who wanted to check my passport for validity.

    And that is the last I recall of that particular dream.

    I have never, ever dreamt about any of you before.

    Let alone 3 in the same dream.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Why am I a blonde?

    Your dream was disturbing for other reasons as well, but making me bleach my hair would have to be the worst of them.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Dream Ominous sounds to vanilla.

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    This is clear WTF thread material.

    Spanish women claims ownership of the sun

    The article has a picture of the sun in the top right corner. Sadly, it didn't also put the age in brackets in the caption.
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

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    If I don't pay her fee, will she cut off service?

    And dibs on Halley's comet.

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    Bagsy V509 Cassiopeiae.
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

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    The MasterCard web site got hacked today? Aren't they supposed to have primo cyber security?

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    They got DDOSed because of their stance againist wikileaks. Not truely hacked, but flooded with so many fake connections that the website collapsed. Same software/concept/"group" of people behind operation payback.

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    A new word; Hacktivists.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    A new word; Hacktivists.
    Well what were people expecting? This is pretty much the only way to do grass-roots civil disobedience without having the po-po smashing your face in with a gas-taser

    Now I'm not saying it's not all fun and urethra games in a secret CIA prison down the line for you

    But not for all of them

    (I wonder how much CIA would pay for a sort of reverse milking machine...)
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Well what were people expecting? This is pretty much the only way to do grass-roots civil disobedience without having the po-po smashing your face in with a gas-taser

    Now I'm not saying it's not all fun and urethra games in a secret CIA prison down the line for you

    But not for all of them

    (I wonder how much CIA would pay for a sort of reverse milking machine...)
    Why would they want to put the milk back in the udders?
    Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
    If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?

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    A friend of mine checked his back statement only to find his balance to be €-435.000. Called the bank, he had apparently bought a house

    Small mistake for a bank to make...
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flixy View Post
    A friend of mine checked his back statement only to find his balance to be €-435.000. Called the bank, he had apparently bought a house

    Small mistake for a bank to make...
    If this was some sort of credit card theft then its possibly the dumbest I've ever seen, as its both an incredibly obvious purchase, and unless the thief never plans on using it, pretty evident where they are...
    . . .

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    It's not credit card theft, because, for starters, he doesn't have a credit card. Either way, no transaction that high could be authorized without some checking (and not a house bought without an ID). I'm guessing someone at the bank made a typing error with a bank account number
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    WTFuck in the Vienna U-Bahn?
    "Wer Visionen hat, sollte zum Arzt gehen." - Helmut Schmidt

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    Hmm. Did a google search on that oxidant I've been using lately. Most things I found are warnings similar to this:

    [NOTE: the oxidizing solution (CrO3 - Ac2O) can be explosive, especially in large quantities, and must be made up and used under controlled conditions (<25°C)]

    I guess I'm really lucky, then. I don't think I've ever used this oxidant below 80 or so degrees...
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    I slipped in the shower today and inadvertently discovered a new method of masturbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flixy View Post
    A friend of mine checked his back statement only to find his balance to be €-435.000. Called the bank, he had apparently bought a house

    Small mistake for a bank to make...
    It's all fixed, and the bank gave him a pen set as an apology
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    Well he came out ahead in the end

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    I would have held out for nothing short of the house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catgrrl View Post
    Well he came out ahead in the end
    It was a nice pen

    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    I would have held out for nothing short of the house!
    I don't think the had the means for a half-a-million house
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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