Things You Never Understood.....

[GGT]

.....Until You Got Older.


1) Presbyopia, and bifocals

2) Frequency of sentences beginning with, "I remember when...."

3) Why "older" people love weather reports, or talking about the weather

4) Recipe collections

[oldmunchkin]

5) The value of friends you have known for years.

6) Just how important a good pair of reading glasses are.

[Bitter Jeweler]

Hahahahaha, Munch. I am with you on #6!

[termite]

7) Lists
8) Fibre

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9) Hair that grows where you don't want it to grow

10) Hair that won't grow where you want it to grow

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11) Random strands of gray appearing overnight, either in head hair or beards.

12) Strange aches and pains that appear out of nowhere, only to disappear in a few minutes.

Hey, GGT, check your PM's!

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13) Family reunions
14) Family Holiday traditions

also known as Why Should We..... take time to hang out with relatives we don't know or care about, just because they're "Family"? When we could be hanging out with strangers much cooler and more fun than Family?

[xaero1]

15) Early bed times

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16) photo albums

[Ominous Gamer]

17)

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9) and 10) define my life

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18) music appears to get louder and more annoying

[oldmunchkin]

19) Not understanding the words, or the meaning, of that annoyingly loud music!

20) Early bird dinner specials that start at 4PM.

[Crowheart]

21.) I really do wish those kids would get off my lawn.

[Omega]

22)girls
23)adults
24)adult girls

edit: i'm surprise no one has done this yet. Obligatory magnets

25) magnets.

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26) Vinyl record albums

[termite]

26) Metabolism...

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27) Naps

[Omega]

28) morning wood

seriously, someone care to explain? i have my own theory, but it's stupid.

[oldmunchkin]

28) Taking enough pills to make a meal unnecessary!

29) Having the volume of the TV loud enough to hear!

30) Standing at the window, wondering why those idiot youngsters (teens) are outside in the snow without a coat.