A little bird told me that I'm, essentially, fucked. Crossroads, complicated choices, all that jazz. It's not something I want to discuss, really. Suffice to say there's a slight chance that everything's gonna be ok, and a huge potential for fucking up one or another part of my life.
Sigh.Originally Posted by xaero1
Sounds familiar.
Bought a new flat three months ago. The bog in this place is shaped in such a way that your poo never lands in the water, it lands on the slant at the back of the pan. Which means that every time you flush you have to brush it off with the toilet brush.
I've tried shifting forward on the seat to the point where I'm dangling above the water, but it ends up being so far forward that my nadgers are right up against the front of the toilet seat. Which is ... uncomfortable.
Aye, the Atlantic snow storm you guys are enjoying made the news on this side of the pond.Huge chunks of ice and snow are falling off my roof eaves. The melting is good but I worry about the re-freeze and ice damming. There's still a huge uprooted fir in the backyard, I don't need gutter failure too.
Beeeyootiful.
It just missed Long Island...thankfully...
. . .
I'd love to have a snowstorm blow into this town - its been 70 odd days without rain with clear sunny sky's everyday - it actually gets annoying after a while.
Such is Life...
We're supposed to get about a foot of snow over the next 24 hours...
Ah man, that's crap.Sigh.
Sounds familiar.
Bought a new flat three months ago. The bog in this place is shaped in such a way that your poo never lands in the water, it lands on the slant at the back of the pan. Which means that every time you flush you have to brush it off with the toilet brush.
I've tried shifting forward on the seat to the point where I'm dangling above the water, but it ends up being so far forward that my nadgers are right up against the front of the toilet seat. Which is ... uncomfortable.
Perhaps you should dump the toilet back with the manufacturers and tell them how shit it is.
All those moments lost in time... like tears in the rain
Try putting some tissue on the dry part of the "pan" (we call it bowl) first. That's an old potty-training trick.
Yeah, we're supposed to get the same thing either tomorrow or the next day...I like snow and all, but not when I have to shovel it and commute through it...
. . .
Tomorrow morning when I leave home I won't come back there for 2 weeks, and I haven't started packing yet.
Congratulations America
All these reminders of TMBG in the happy thread - reminds me of my first real boyfriend (as in I actually went to parties and on dates with him).
It was 9th grade. We went to a party that there were no adults home for. He broke up with me because I wouldn't fuck him and I had to walk home.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
It started here around 5pm, we already have 3 inches. The roads suck. Took me an hour to drive 5 miles (up/down hills). Had to turn around half way up a hill because my little car was spinning its wheelsYeah, we're supposed to get the same thing either tomorrow or the next day...I like snow and all, but not when I have to shovel it and commute through it...The alt route was the highway, which PennDoT hadn't touched yet. Even the semi trucks were going about 30 mph. What's with the assholes tailgating in this kind of weather?
School is cancelled, the whole town is shut down again....
Holy crap. I grew up in Ohio, and remember that the roads were fairly kept during/after storms. Get studs (for your tires too if you wish) if they even still do that?
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
I could use a stud. I weighted it down with stuff in the trunk, should have gotten snow tires tho.
Only school buses use chains here. Got to watch a 4WD truck use a rope to pull a car up one main hill, long line waiting to get a running start.
Reeeeeeee. Tight knuckles made my car go, go nellie go Reeeeeee
You call your car nellie?
Wife working a fucked up graveyard shiftNothing on t.v.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
Doesn't everyone name their car, and talk to it?
Been snowing for 7 hours now....
I'm eating chocolate chip cookie dough and watching a Sylvester Stallone movie. whee
Not me. But, yeah most people I know do. Nellie? Like from 'Little House on the Prairie'?Doesn't everyone name their car, and talk to it?
Been snowing for 7 hours now....
I'm eating chocolate chip cookie dough and watching a Sylvester Stallone movie. whee
Do you ski? You might now.
Chocolate chip cookie dough with rum? Hmm, might not be so bad. Sly, depends on the movie.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
I'm trying to understand difference equations. Halp.Doesn't everyone name their car, and talk to it?
Been snowing for 7 hours now....
I'm eating chocolate chip cookie dough and watching a Sylvester Stallone movie. whee
Hope is the denial of reality
Thats why I went the lay route, I'm too lazy for such things.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
Nellie, like a horse. Whoa nellie! Haven't hit the rum yet....
Sly usually bugs me, it's the movie where they're trapped in the NJ tunnel. Daylight. Pretty bad.
Poor Loki.
Oh, a horse. I must be tired if my mind went Little house first thing.
Daylight does suck, you poor thing. Isn't there at least an infomercial or something on? Well, guess i could ask myself the same thing.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
but now I know all the legal teams to call for Workman's Comp, or Tardive Dyskonesia after taking Reglan.
Whooooa Nelly. Nelly (short for Nellybelle) was a jeep (not a horse) on Roy Rogers show.Nellie, like a horse. Whoa nellie! Haven't hit the rum yet....
Sly usually bugs me, it's the movie where they're trapped in the NJ tunnel. Daylight. Pretty bad.
Poor Loki.
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
Did he have that stuffed, too?
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
I don't know but here's a web tribute to it with some pictures.
Nellybelle
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
And you admit to knowing this?Whooooa Nelly. Nelly (short for Nellybelle) was a jeep (not a horse) on Roy Rogers show.
Most disgusting thing I've heard all week.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Your age is showing.
Your age is showing.Roy Rogers show.
With Roy Rogers it's not just age, it's also a general lack of taste. Ugh.Your age is showing.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
I'll bite my tongue. For now.
Sounds plausible, Being. My gramps and dad used to say whoa nelly, too.It was in fact owned by Roy, but was driven in the show by his comic sidekick, Pat Brady. The name apparently developed out of Pat riding an ornery mule in the earlier movies, and addressing it with phrases like "Whoa, Nelly!"
And Little House on the Prairie is a great collection of books. Timeless.
Fan of cowboy movies, are you?I'll bite my tongue. For now.I'm eternally glad I have never had to put up with anyone who likes that garbage. The war movies are quite bad enough.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
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