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    Default Pastafarian wins religious rights

    'Pastafarian' wins religious freedom right to wear pasta strainer for driving licence
    An Austrian has won the right to be photographed wearing a pasta strainer for his driving licence on grounds of religious freedom.

    Niko Alm announced the decision on his blog saying that after three years of struggle a psychologist had passed him fit drive and so he could wear the kitchen implement for the official picture.

    A self-styled "pastafarian", Mr Alm said he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which lampooned religion. "Today I was able to get my new driving licence, and in it you can clearly see that I'm wearing a colander on my head to demonstrate my allegiance to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster," Mr Alm wrote in his blog.

    "My headwear has now been recognised by the Republic of Austria."

    The spaghetti church was founded in 2005 in opposition to pressure on the Kansas school board in the United States to teach the theory of intelligent design in biology class as an alternative to evolution, and since then it has engaged in a light-hearted campaign against religion.

    Key to the beliefs of pastafarians is that the world was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but, owing to the monster being inebriated at the time of creation, it has a flawed design.

    Pastafarians also believe heaven has a beer volcano and a factory producing strippers.
    Seems absurd but should this be allowed?

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    As a Jedi I find his lack of faith ... Disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandBlade View Post
    Seems absurd but should this be allowed?
    I hadn't really thought about Turbans for Sikhs etc being allowed in Drivers Licence/official photos, but I guess it makes sense.

    Wasn't aware either that Pastafarianism had been officially recognised in the EU.

    If it has, of course the collander should be allowed, and I'm really rather happy that it has been.

    Kudos to Osterreich.

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    Like it. Though of course when someone comes demanding that they wear a niquab for their license photo...?

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    Seems that it is not an officially recognised religion ... and it seems the reasons they allowed the picture have nothing to do with Pastafarianism.

    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    Austrian driver's religious headgear strains credulity



    An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear".

    Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.

    Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.

    Later a police spokesman explained that the licence was issued because Mr Alm's face was fully visible in the photo.

    "The photo was not approved on religious grounds. The only criterion for photos in driving licence applications is that the whole face must be visible," said Manfred Reinthaler, a police spokesman in Vienna.

    He was speaking on Wednesday, after Austrian media had first reported Mr Alm's reason for wearing the pasta strainer.

    After receiving his application the Austrian authorities had required him to obtain a doctor's certificate that he was "psychologically fit" to drive.

    According to Mr Reinthaler, "the licence has been ready since October 2009 - it was not collected, that's all there is to it".

    The idea came into Mr Alm's noodle three years ago as a way of making a serious, if ironic, point.

    A self-confessed atheist, Mr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted, US-based faith whose members call themselves pastafarians.

    The group's website states that "the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma".

    In response to pressure for American schools to teach the theory known as intelligent design, which some Christians favour as an alternative to natural selection, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren.

    In the same spirit, Mr Alm's pastafarian-style application for a driving licence was a response to the Austrian recognition of confessional headgear in official photographs.

    The licence took three years to come through and, according to Mr Alm, he was asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive but - straining credulity - his efforts have finally paid off.

    It is the police who issue driving licences in Austria, and they have duly issued a laminated card showing Mr Alm in his unorthodox item of religious headgear.

    When asked for his reaction to Mr Reinthaler's comments, Mr Alm told the broadcaster ORF: "I didn't know I was guilty of not collecting it. That doesn't alter the fact that it still took nearly a year [to be issued]".

    The next step, Mr Alm told the Austrian news agency APA, is to apply to the Austrian authorities for pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith.

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    Look, it's pretty simple, ok? If you're a Pastafarian, you don't have any rights. Once you reject the glamour of the IPU, you reject that which makes us human. I can't think of anything more debasing. You know why they call them human rights? Because they only apply to human beings. And if you're going to say to the IPU, who is pink, yet also invisible, 'hey, you know what, I'm going to worship a bunch of smelly pasta instead' then, really do you deserve to be called a human being? I think not.

    Murder of a pastafarian should be only get you 2 years in prison at most, IMO.
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

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    How dare you? FSM was soaked in boiling water for 2 to 5 minutes for your sins!
    Carthāgō dēlenda est

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    The baltic one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebanese Dragon View Post
    The baltic one!
    What about that one?
    Carthāgō dēlenda est

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