Well, if you're the boss, and you have to be caught with half a dead hooker in your trunk to get fired, who gives a crap about what the peons think? I imagine I'd have a great time lording it over them and rubbing their noses in it. Unfortunately, my current co-workers and overlords are pretty cool, and more or less know what they're doing, so I don't get to test out my theories on how to best enjoy abusing my inferiors. No BOFH training for poor Cainy at this job.

Oh well, maybe my next job will suck... just gotta think positive.