Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
Wut? Yur crazy, woman!

Scandinavistan includes all three of those countries in Europe's flacid-penis-looking thing up there. Without Finland, it wouldn't look like a limp dick at all, because Finland is the testicle that pulls the whole shape together into that immediately recognizable genital form.
To be fair to your heritage, the only "stan" would be Finland anyway, given that Norway's always been in NATO and Sweden has been suckling on that teat as well.