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    Quote Originally Posted by ContrarianExpatriate View Post
    SAs for me and college being 'effin' amazing this place is a proverbial whorehouse. It's easier to get laid here than trying to find a nonsensical line in "The Room." They decided to go with the central planning route by just handing out condoms by the bucket full at all major functions and centers. When you can't beat it, regulate it. Of course being here in the enclave of substance free there's absolutely no action going on whatsoever. Their adherence to religious dogmas has gotten them to the point where they probably don't even understand the function of that 'appendage' down there.
    This deeply confuses me.

    You're in a proverbial whorehouse where it's trivial to get laid... but where at the same time, no one has any sex because they adhere to fundamentalist dogma regarding sex? Aren't those two things kind of mutually exclusive?
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    You still have a lot to look forward to...
    In highschool? I don't really think so. It's my last year there and I moved across the country between sophomore-junior year. I jumped into a group of people that have grown up together. I can and do try to meet/befriend new people but when they see the new kid and their friend since the 3rd grade in the hallway, who are they going to want to talk to? That and damn, these kids are immature. There are so many cliques and I can't find a way into any of them that I am even remotely interested in, regardless they don't have much interest in me. I have a few "friends" but I haven't gotten as close to them as I'd like to. I try, though.

    In college it's a clean slate. Everyone is in the same boat. They don't know anyone and they are all out looking for some new friends.

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    Wait, what? Something about being on an "engineering floor"? Well, WTF is that all about? Is that how dorm rooms are assigned these days? For crying out loud, I thought that crap ended a couple of decades ago, along with Girls Only dorms.

    Like Ball Hall for female-only IU nursing students at the IU Medical Center Campus? Visitors had to ring a buzzer and check in with the matron hall supervisor 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Males could only enter individually and not in groups, and only if a female resident came to the window and signed them in. All visitors had restricted hours, and had to check out by 10 pm. After 10 pm there was no entry for anyone, for any reason. I kid you not. But that was....ages ago.

  4. #64
    Some universities are still that way, GGT. Usually religious-based ones (Liberty University in VA is one where no males are allowed in the female dorms after a designated time, and had to check in. My close friend had a girlfriend up there when we were in school, he said he felt like a criminal even stepping in the door).

    Most dorms I've seen in the last 5 years (my brother graduated in 2007, so that would be the last move-in I've had to help with) have girls dorms one floor, guys the next. I don't think any hard-lined rules about opposite sex visiting though. Honor floors may require "quiet" hours where people aren't being loud after 10pm or whatever, so people can sleep/study.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    This deeply confuses me.

    You're in a proverbial whorehouse where it's trivial to get laid... but where at the same time, no one has any sex because they adhere to fundamentalist dogma regarding sex? Aren't those two things kind of mutually exclusive?
    Rushed post before class, I should have been more specific. The surrounding University is but in the substance free place that's how it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylor View Post
    In highschool? I don't really think so.
    No, you have a lot of worst experiences to look forward to. Especially with a name like Tylor. Usually it's Tyler, you know? You should change your name and you'll feel a lot better and be more self-confident as a Tyler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    No, you have a lot of worst experiences to look forward to. Especially with a name like Tylor. Usually it's Tyler, you know? You should change your name and you'll feel a lot better and be more self-confident as a Tyler...
    I've yet to have any problems with my name.

    As far as worst experiences, yeah maybe. I'll have to wait and see.

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    Maybe you'll get lucky and the nickname Tye will suit you. Instead of Ty-reeee or Ty-loooorrrr or Ty-luuurrr. Well, at least you're not a masonry apprentice, huh.

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    I'm confused as to why Tylor is a weird name, aga? Seems pretty normal to me, it's not like it's some unpronounceable abomination? I like it, anyway.

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    Hmm, just something that pops straight into my head.

    Never heard of a Tylor, but have heard of Tylers. People with names that differ oddly from the norm tend to get picked on, I think. I guess that's not the case with Tylor, or so he thinks...

    I have no point.
    Last edited by agamemnus; 09-12-2011 at 03:29 AM.

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    Hmm, my real name is spelled different from the norm. I've been picked on for other things in my life, but never my name....You're gonna get picked on at some time in your life, regardless of your name....

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    Plus kids are dumb. If your name isn't something that can be rhymed easily or is really close to something pejorative (or your parents are dumbasses who name their kids "Gaylord" or the like), you should be fine. Well, as it regards getting picked on for your name, at least.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  13. #73
    Holy balls. I'll reply soon. I've been drowning in homework. I never knew we'd be assigned this much fucking reading. I can only imagine what english majors must endure.

  14. #74
    All depends on the class/teacher. Perhaps if you merely had a different teacher the "busy work" or workload may be significantly different. I'm glad you're prioritizing, and getting it all done. Good luck, and don't forget to study your fellow classmates too, you can learn as much fromthem as any text book.

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    Yup, I've made some interesting friends. Classes have only recently begun. We have had no assessments yet and the closest one will be in a month or two. I'm assuming groups will inherently begin to form closer to test dates. but some haikus I wrote during my short break for your reading pleasure:

    Heavens are roaring
    The thunderstorms are twisting
    Mage's dong is born.

    Blacks, whites, latinos,
    Social and racial problems
    My penis don't hate

    Long and strong it is
    Sensitive to a good touch
    Mage's super cock

    Edit: I am copyrighting this because in case I ever become famous, I want people to know about my humble beginnings (dick jokes).

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