After well-loved Palestinian-American reporter Shereen Abu Aqleh killed herself by crossing paths with a bullet, I thought that would be the end of it. But it turns out Israeli police had received intel that she was about to return from the grave as a zombie, and thus launched a valiant last-minute operation to neutralize that unholy threat before it could get out of hand:
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CBS posted a longer video that shows when her henchmen drop the regeneration sarcophagus:
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If you listen carefully, you can hear bystanders shouting in Arabic:
A few flags almost escaped, but police were on it:
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The Middle East's only normal-ass democracy.