For the record
The only alts (FOR THE RETARDS AMONG US: ALT REFERS TO AN 'ALTERNATE ACCOUNT') I have ever had were Buttplug and Heeeeeeeliuuum!. Steely and I shared custody of Steely Nessus, but that was fairly obvious.
No other accounts have been me. I am not lolberjohns, I am not evil twin, I am not anything else you clever armchair Sherlocks thought I was. Now please everyone stop assuming this shit.