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    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    mutations that have absolutely nothing to do with evolution...
    Since when?
    When the stars threw down their spears
    And watered heaven with their tears:
    Did he smile his work to see?
    Did he who made the lamb make thee?

  2. #992
    Quote Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro View Post
    Since when?
    Since The LORD crafted the world, around 4000 B.C.

    (Spawnie was being sarcastic)
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  3. #993
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Legos


    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Legos!


    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897 View Post
    legos


    Quote Originally Posted by termite View Post
    Lego


    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    lego
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    Funny that they add an "s" to "Lego", but insist on dropping the "s" from "Maths"
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  6. #996
    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    Funny that they add an "s" to "Lego", but insist on dropping the "s" from "Maths"
    Also, a hundred and ten is allowed only for a hundred dollars ten cents
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  7. #997
    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    Funny that they add an "s" to "Lego", but insist on dropping the "s" from "Maths"
    More of a shorthand for lego bricks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Also, a hundred and ten is allowed only for a hundred dollars ten cents
    no. In fact I don't think anyone would default to saying only "hundrend and ten" when counting money Far more likely to hear one hundred dollars and ten cents. The use of and goes for anything with a decimal.

  8. #998
    The plural of one lego is mutiple legos.

    Or maybe legoes would be better, but that looks fucking stupid.

    Not quite as stupid as only having one lego, though.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  9. #999
    Saying Lego or Legos makes it difficult for LEGO to keep a trademark on the word. Both are considered incorrect by LEGO, since using LEGO in an adjective form makes it easier to defend the trademark.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lego magazine
    Dear Parents and Children The word LEGO(R) is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you!

    Susan Williams
    Consumer Services
    The fact that LEGO acknowledged only legos as the plural form puts backing that it is the correct usage, if it were not for trademark concerns.
    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 06-23-2010 at 09:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    The plural of one lego is mutiple legos.

    Or maybe legoes would be better, but that looks fucking stupid.

    Not quite as stupid as only having one lego, though.
    "Sheeps"
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  11. #1001
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    "Sheeps"
    fishes?

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    Feets
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  13. #1003
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    The plural of one lego is mutiple legos.

    Or maybe legoes would be better, but that looks fucking stupid.

    Not quite as stupid as only having one lego, though.
    Legii?

  14. #1004
    It's Danish, not Latin
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  15. #1005
    We now have a page of TWF devoted to proper usage of LEGO and its variants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    We now have a page of TWF devoted to proper usage of LEGO and its variants.
    It's a fucking damn sight better than pages of threads on the discussion forum devoted to your behaviour
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  17. #1007
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Since The LORD crafted the world, around 4000 B.C.

    (Spawnie was being sarcastic)
    Does that Humorless German thing count as a handicap? Might explain all the wars and stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    suck it timbuk
    Don't listen to him Buk. Right on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Spawnie View Post
    Funny that they add an "s" to "Lego", but insist on dropping the "s" from "Maths"
    Maths sounds like a lisp out loud.
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    Who was it that said English is a language developed in England and perfected in the United States?

    Also, you guys suck at posting pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Feets
    Mouse to mice

    Louse to lice

    House to what the fuck?

    FUCKING CONSISTENCY PEOPLE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Mapper View Post
    Who was it that said English is a language developed in England and perfected in the United States?
    Was it the person that greenday song was about?
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

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    I wouldn't know. I thought it was Ambrose Bierce but google's drawing a blank.
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    WOW did someone say Picture Thread???

























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    Oh man. Can't say I missed those.

    Note - we do have a Not Safe For Work thread that would be perfect for this, uh, sort of material.
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  24. #1014


    A friend from high school found this baby squirrel left on the scorching sidewalk today being attacked by ants. So they rescued him and named him Cornelius.
    Your search had no results.

  25. #1015
    Awww Although it looks from that picture your friend is cooking squirrel noodle.

    I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
    I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
    Which is what I am

    I aim at the stars
    But sometimes I hit London

  26. #1016
    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Mapper View Post
    I wouldn't know. I thought it was Ambrose Bierce but google's drawing a blank.
    Hint:
    The greenday song is "American Idiot"
    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

  27. #1017
    Quote Originally Posted by Dattu View Post
    [img]http.com/xivcY.jpg[/img]

    A friend from high school found this baby squirrel left on the scorching sidewalk today being attacked by ants. So they rescued him and named him Cornelius.
    Poor hungry ants.
    The Rules
    Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

  28. #1018


    Two different groups, both pathetic

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    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  30. #1020
    The last one reminds me that i went to an exhibition at the barbican last week called "the surreallist house", a series of surrealist art on the theme of, you guessed it, the house.

    The point of this being that there were three fantastic francis bacon works.



    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

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