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We could trim the blubber off of all the fatty Americans, then ship the blubber abroad for consumption. If the Japanese will violate every international treaty on the subject to hunt whales into oblivion for their blubber, blubber must be some damned fine stuff. We could export it as a luxury product! And save the whales at the same time!Originally Posted by Loki
America has land whales!
And here I thought the "death panel" harglebargle was bad enough
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
I'm still a bit horrified with what they do to dolphins...and the majority of the populace of Japan seem to be unaware...
Brevior saltare cum deformibus viris est vita
Me, too.
But hey, it's "traditional." Can't mess with that! {I don't suppose it would be politic to point out that genocide is traditional in America?}
Have you seen Fightclub? All we need is a soap manufacturer to get together with a liposuction doctor or two and booyah, you have premium made human soap. With the right marketing . . . .
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
Sure, that would be cool. Not going to solve the problem of 1 billion hungry people. But might clean them up some.
Cool? Nobody even needs to die. The fat people will just get fat again and then you harvest 6 months later, like sheering sheep. It would be fantastic! Soylent Green Soap Company! My god, its brilliant! Now, to give back you take some of the profit (just some, this is capitalism remember) and use it to help developing economies improve their local ag business. Fishing poles man! Its even Christian!
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
Thereby fattening even more humans for harvest.
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
Don't be silly. We help developing economies by donating emblazoned bathtubs to them, thus creating additional markets for our soap.
Cleanliness is next to godliness. That's Christian too.Don't be silly. We help developing economies by donating emblazoned bathtubs to them, thus creating additional markets for our soap.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
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