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    Default Fuckin' tidal forces, how do they work?

    (Newser)– Apparently, Bill O’Reilly has never heard of the moon. In a debate Tuesday with Dave Silverman, head of the American Atheist group behind this, the Fox host tried to prove the existence of God by citing the unknowable mysteries of the tides. “I’ll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion,” he told Silverman. “Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.”

    Silverman looked stunned. “Tide goes in, tide goes out?” he stuttered. O’Reilly pressed on. “The water, the tide—it comes in and it goes out. It always goes in, then it goes out. … You can’t explain that. You can’t explain it.” Of course, Raw Story points out, people who passed high school science might tell you that tides are caused by the gravitational pull of the moon as it orbits the earth. But Silverman had a better response: “Maybe it’s Thor up on Mount Olympus who’s making the tides go in and out." (Click for more on O'Reilly and the very high-profile interview he just landed.)
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    What a fucking IDIOT! Why the FUCK can this moron say shit like this and not be exposed as the IDIFUCKINGIT that he is and lose his audience???? Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS TOO!

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    Calm down, everyone. I'm pretty sure Bill was just saying "How can you explain that we have a moon and an earth and a sun, and just the right conditions for life? Is it just an astronomical coincidence?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    Calm down, everyone. I'm pretty sure Bill was just saying "How can you explain that we have a moon and an earth and a sun, and just the right conditions for life? Is it just an astronomical coincidence?"
    How, exactly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    Calm down, everyone. I'm pretty sure Bill was just saying "How can you explain that we have a moon and an earth and a sun, and just the right conditions for life? Is it just an astronomical coincidence?"
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    {also love Shaq face, and am secretly praying that Shaq goes into broadcasting after his fat ass retires.}

    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    Calm down, everyone. I'm pretty sure Bill was just saying "How can you explain that we have a moon and an earth and a sun, and just the right conditions for life? Is it just an astronomical coincidence?"
    You postulate this for a man whose profession is to be clear and articulate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ']['ear View Post
    You postulate this for a man whose profession is to be clear and articulate?
    I guess Bill just gets flustered on this topic, especially when arguing against someone who looks like the devil.

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    And the other times he said it, as shown in the Colbert clip?

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    I don't know how flustered you'd have to be to say "we don't know how tides work" instead of "how do you explain how the conditions on earth are just right for life?".
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    This old fossil can't explain tides but expects people to join him in having faith in a bunch of old fables written but folks that thought the world was flat and made up of the middle east and Northern Africa and that we all somehow owe a debt of gratitude to a jewish zombie that is claimed to have died for our sins. Of course based on the fables themselves he really died because he was a fucking hippie that pissed off the Establishment of the day but that just doesn't get the flocks of morons singing in the aisles...
    Such is Life...

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    Oh. You're joking.
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    Hilarious innit
    Such is Life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by termite View Post
    Hilarious innit
    Not you, Aggie. Of course you were joking. But Aggie's joke was very deadpan. Like this:
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    I hope he is joking, life gets a little more frightening every time I realise that some people really do like/relate to guys like Bill Doh'Reilly - I mean people other than Lewk of course.
    Such is Life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    I guess Bill just gets flustered on this topic, especially when arguing against someone who looks like the devil.
    He gets flustered frequently.

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    He who knows nothing, doubts nothing. Yet again.
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    Where ya been, BS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BalticSailor View Post
    He who knows nothing, doubts nothing. Yet again.
    "Blessed are the small minded, for they have no room for doubt."

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    Just found out that this is the guy who's getting the second Fox News interview with Obama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by agamemnus View Post
    Calm down, everyone. I'm pretty sure Bill was just saying "How can you explain that we have a moon and an earth and a sun, and just the right conditions for life? Is it just an astronomical coincidence?"
    I think/hope that's what he's saying, but for a guy whose job is to communicate he's sure not making that clear at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Just found out that this is the guy who's getting the second Fox News interview with Obama.
    Link doesn't work for me.

    "Mr. President, how do you explain deficits go up, deficits go down. Taxes come in, spending goes out?"
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    "Wars start, wars stop...and you think the government has something to do with this? Do you really think you're GOD, Mr. Obama?"


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    Dread, just wondering in an OT way, but are you Atheist?
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    Steely can I have a link to that article please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    What a fucking IDIOT! Why the FUCK can this moron say shit like this and not be exposed as the IDIFUCKINGIT that he is and lose his audience???? Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS TOO!

    You mad bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamant View Post
    You mad bro?
    In both senses of the word.
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    How do you find the time, and how often do you hit refresh on UserCP?
    These are just some of the questions which will not matter tomorrow.

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    What? And never. Usually.
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    How do you find the time to be mad in both senses?
    Usually never? You have an insanely quick response time.

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