Diddy Did September 11

[Dreadnaught]

Cost: $1 Trillion - $"100 zillions"

FYI chose the Sun because it contained all the most hilarious parts of this in one place (other articles from more reputable organizations didn't have all the details in a single article)

Diddy accused of masterminding 9/11

I never would have had P DIDDY down as the mastermind behind the 9/11 terror attacks - but that's what one woman in the US is claiming.

The bizarre allegations were made by VALERIE JOYCE WILSON TURKS, who is seeking a restraining order against him.

She says the World Trade Centre was brought down by Diddy with assistance from his ex-girlfriend KIM PORTER and LAPD brutality victim RODNEY KING.

The crazed woman is adamant that she once dated Diddy - real name SEAN COMBS - and that he is the father of her 23-year-old son, CORNELIUS.

Documents reveal that she is seeking £630billion (that's a staggering TRILLION dollars) in damages from the hip-hop mogul - £567billion in child support, and £63billion for loss of income.

Only in America.

She also claims that Diddy stole a poker chip from her that is worth 'zillions' of dollars.

Dotty Valerie said: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

I don't know if he's even got that much Diddy Dirty Money.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...nding-911.html

[Loki]

I knew it.

[RandBlade]

[Ominous Gamer]

a little late, but takes the "Diddy Did It" line to a new extreme

[Supermarioman]

Reminds me of this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=3364241

[Dreadnaught]

I actually don't know which is more hilarious...wow, I hadn't heard of that one. I sorta don't believe it, it's too well-written by someone who seems to know too many people to make all those insane demands. Smells like a hoax.

[Supermarioman]

I actually don't know which is more hilarious...wow, I hadn't heard of that one. I sorta don't believe it, it's too well-written by someone who seems to know too many people to make all those insane demands. Smells like a hoax.

That doesn't make it any less hilarious.

Copyright symbols after her son's name

[rumrunner]

I didn't know they even made a 100 of zillions dollars chip. But if they do Diddy got it.