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Thread: Happy 60th, Wraithy

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    Default Happy 60th, Wraithy

    Why, oh why did I say I would do this?

    I'll bake you a cake, too, old man.

    Have a very merry (un)birthday, honey.

    The elephants are ready for you to ride, and we ordered you some Extenze.

    Anything else we can do to make your special day fun?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Someone get the strap-on!

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    Happy Birthday, Wraith!
    I don't have a problem with authority....I just don't like being told what to do!Remember, the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!RIP Fluffy! 01-07-09 I'm so sorry Fluffster! People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life! My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does!
    Atari bullshit refugee!!

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    you're not 60, are you? I'd have thought at least twice that to have become such a forum god as you are.
    The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless

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    Do people put their actual birth dates here?

    Well, just in case, Happy Birthday Wraith.
    Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
    If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?

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    A 60 year old Wraith isn't that old.

    Happy Birthday!
    I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
    I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
    Which is what I am

    I aim at the stars
    But sometimes I hit London

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    Senior Member Lor's Avatar
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    Wraithy is 60, can't you tell? The miserable bastard.

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    The forum wouldn't let him put in his actual age, its closer to 600 years old...
    . . .

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    Jesus, thank God there's someone here older than me!

    Happy Birthday Wraith!

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    Jebus! 60!?!?

    Happy B-day!

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    Thanks you guys! This is the best fake birthday ever!

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    Are you sure? We're pretending we care about your happiNess for one whole day.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Happy fakeday Wraith

    Next week: Gentry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandBlade View Post
    Next week: Gentry.
    Can the forums count that high?
    . . .

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    I'm lost. Happy whatever!

    60?!

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    Happy Fakeday, Grandfather Nurgle!

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    Nurgle? What does the God of Death, Decay and Disease have to do with anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandBlade View Post
    Nurgle? What does the God of Death, Decay and Disease have to do with anything?
    You don't think these things describe our little old Wraithykins?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Death, decay and disease I get. Its God that puzzles me

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandBlade View Post
    Death, decay and disease I get. Its God that puzzles me
    I've been known to call people God at times, maybe Sailorboy was just being an exhibitionist.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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