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  1. #31

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    I didn't gag, damn it.

    That's what made it funny, see.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  2. #32

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897
    Isn't sex supposed to be the greatest experience ever?
    supposed to be, yeah. reality bites sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelolligagged
    I didn't gag, damn it.
    Yeah, we know. 'Twas the stench of yon sock made you gag.
    The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless

  3. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by DecoyMilk
    You never bothered to try the greatest experience ever.

    Dude, you'll find GOD.







    And then probably lose him again...
    Worshipping the porcelain god is the greatest experience ever? Seems rather unlikely.
    Last night as I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, I thought, “Where the hell is my ceiling?"

  4. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleFuzzy
    Quote Originally Posted by DecoyMilk
    You never bothered to try the greatest experience ever.

    Dude, you'll find GOD.







    And then probably lose him again...
    Worshipping the porcelain god is the greatest experience ever? Seems rather unlikely.
    ur doin it wrong
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  5. #35

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    supposed to be, yeah. reality bites sometimes.

    I think that a biting sensation can require a medical intervention.

  6. #36

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    I think I'm suffering from some form of epic quoting failure. I'll stage my own intervention.

  7. #37

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    I had a problem with quoting also, it wouldn't even let me the other day. You can't quote if the quote contains another quote.

  8. #38

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knux897
    I have never been drunk. Hell, I've never head an alcoholic drink

    FAIL

  9. #39

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    seems to be the place to keep an eye on you all

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