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  1. #91
    Don't feed the troll, let him starve alone. There's no fixing a heart that's turned to stone.
    "One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."

  2. #92
    5-7-5-7 is an interesting one...

    But seriously, I think the craziest thing I heard was an extended rant about how the refugees finally prove that Germany must impose wealth taxes. As if these same people weren't making the argument before the refugee wave. It's the 35-year-old student-welfare-recipients cry wolf.

  3. #93
    Get rid of Trident
    The Americans will pay
    The Corbyn Jihad

    Care about climate
    But smoking all the time
    Nonstop littering

  4. #94
    Night at NHS
    Six hours to see doctor
    For just five minutes

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    Let sleeping tigers lie Khendraja'aro's Avatar
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    Oh look, a moron farted in our general direction.
    When the stars threw down their spears
    And watered heaven with their tears:
    Did he smile his work to see?
    Did he who made the lamb make thee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro View Post
    Oh look, a moron farted in our general direction.


    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    Night at NHS
    Six hours to see doctor
    For just five minutes
    Man triaged azure
    Red and orange whizz on by
    as he dies inside
    "One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."

  8. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro View Post
    Oh look, a moron farted in our general direction.
    I was waiting so long I couldn't hold it in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aimless View Post
    Man triaged azure
    Red and orange whizz on by
    as he dies inside
    It wasn't even the triage as much as the slow Pace with people who were indeed more hurt than I (but we're still being ministered by turtles).

    Though I sort of enjoyed dipping my credit card into a point of sale mounted on the wall to pay for medication.

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