Not sure how many bad jokes to fit into the thread title, but does anyone believe this, from a TV interview:
I don't believe it. Neither a Muslim Middle-Eastern nation, nor Jewish Israel would ever send a full roasted pig as a present . By both religions that would be extremely insulting, would it not?Piers Morgan: What’s been the best present you weren’t allowed to keep?
Prime Minister Brown: Er, I think the different governments in the Middle East send huge presents. One actually, after a dinner, was a full pig that they actually sent, that had been roasted.