If the world were high school..

[Ominous Gamer]

This is ripped straight from Reddit, and while humorous, it seems capable of sparking serious discussion that may qualify for D&D

America: The loudmouthed dude who struts around puffing out his chest bragging about how much he's had to drink and generally starting shit with people. People liked him a lot more before he started drinking.

China: The quiet, athletic asian guy chilling in the corner who will probably wind up stomping America's shit into the ground sooner or later. America owes him a shit-ton of money.

Russia: Same as china, except not in as good physical condition as he used to be, but still has plenty of muscle. Much more drunk and much more likely to start a fight

Britain: America's designated driver. Still kissing America's ass after being saved from being mugged by Germany and Italy a few years back.

France: The annoying flamboyant gay dude with a superiority complex who is constantly surrounded by all those hot faghags you wish you could bang.

Vietnam: cute asian chick who kicked America in the balls when he tried to feel her up a few years back. America insists to this day that he would have gotten with her if he'd only had more beer. Went out with France but had a nasty break-up before he came out of the closet

Australia: The ex-con passed out drunk in the corner.

Israel: America's annoying kid brother who wants to be just like him when he grows up

Saudi Arabia: The slutty rich bitch who only puts out for the rich countries. Currently going out with America but frequently cheats on him.

Iraq: Used to be hot, but has been fucked by almost everybody at the party.

Iran: Iraq's fat cockblocking sister.

Afghanistan: Crazy heroin dealer who beat Russia in a drunken brawl years ago and blew up America's car last year

Brazil: Apple-cheeked slut.

Italy: The thin greasy haired overdressed guy who all the ladies seem to find disgusting but he always leaves the party with one or two women tagging along.

Spain: Stands around bragging about how good he is at soccer and reminiscing about "the good old days."

Ireland: Obscenely drunk guy who watches and laughs at everyone else at the party. Throws up on Britain's shoes.

Scotland: Guy in a skirt. Hates Britain. Brings music to the party that no one can stand but him.

India: Britain’s once-hot but now fat ex-girlfriend

Mexico: waits around and steals all of America's shit once he passes out

Cuba: Poor but pretty healthy kid who drives a really old car. Smokes his own cigars and brought the rum for the party, which everyone drinks except America because he doesn't talk to Cuba anymore for some reason.

Canada: the friendly but creepy guy that doesn't really talk to anyone, but sits in the corner alone.

Japan: The kid who got invited because he's really rich, but he's also a perverted freak who no one likes.

Germany: The handsome, friendly, straight-A student and captain of the swimming team who has a secret S&M bondage rape fetish.

N Korea: Sitting at home wearing lingerie and lipstick, plotting to kill everyone at the party because he wasn't invited

S Korea: N Korea's nerdy, Starcraft playing brother who no one likes but got invited anyway just to piss off N Korea

Palestine: The skinny kid who Israel constantly beats the shit out of to impress America. Whenever Palestine fights back, Israel sucker punches him in the balls and proceeds to cry to America that everyone hates him because he's a Jew

Atlantis: Kid who disappeared in 2nd grade. Nobody knows or cares what happened to him.

Netherlands: The stoner who sits around bitching about how much beer costs.

Greece: The sketchy, drunk older dude who still wears band shirts from the 80s and drinks nothing but cheap wine. He's always hitting on the younger girls and bragging to all the western countries about how he did everything they did 'before it was cool.' Is eventually kicked out and wanders the streets drunk until he bumps into Turkey and tries to mug him

Sweden: The blond guy who is actually a girl.

Somalia: Most fucked up guy of them all. Has a terminal disease which destroys his body, is poor and has nothing to eat. He has developed some impressing thieving skills over the years, blackmailing money from America and the other rich guys. ALSO, HE IS A PIRATE.

The UN: The cops who try to bust the party. America tells them off by reminding them that his family paid for half of their budget this year.

Anyone think they can improve on any of these?

[GGT]

Sounds like it was written by an American HS male student filled with angst about popularity, sex, drugs, booze, money, and power. Will he blame bullies or his parents for his crappy attempt at humor? He was pretty lazy about Canada.

[Timbuk2]

Aye, clearly written by a young American male.

Another here.

[Aimless]

http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSa...a_a_good_girl/

[Catgrrl]

I will say, my cousin is married to a Canadian and that describes him pretty well; also when he does talk you can't understand him as he mumbles. I know that's not the point of the text, but it made me chuckle a little.

[Hazir]

The high school I went to had nothing of the diversity described there. The 'dutch' kid probably just went on a vacation to Amsterdam. I know hardly any Dutch pot smokers, foreign pot smokers I know by the dozen. (FYI I live less than 150 m from the biggest coffee shop of Amsterdam; it's like a full sized club).

[RandBlade]

Seen much funnier versions of these before. Another vote for it being just immature and not that funny

[Lewkowski]

Saudi Arabia was the best - if only because it would most piss off people from Saudi Arabia.