I wish I had. I still don't know what happened.
I was at a bar in Georgetown. I pregamed heavily before cause I don't like paying for alcohol at the bar, so I was pretty drunk when I got there. I remember having a few beers but evidently I must have had a lot because the next memory I have is sitting on a hospital gurney.
My guess is that I tried walking back to my dorm, but I may have taken a cab cause I was down 15 dollars. Anyways, I think one of the University police officers spotted me and called EMeRG, the school's ambulance service (UPD calls them whenever they come across drunk students), because one of my peers spotted me being loaded into the ambulance. I have a slight but very blurry memory of riding in the ambulance. Next real full memory I have is answering questions for the nurse in The George Washington University Hospital.
I do remember trying to flirt with the nurse, thinking she would let me go if I flattered her enough. I also remember trying to escape the hospital. When the nurse left I got out of my gurney and started walking down the hallway. I made it all the way to the front door but a security guard found me and escorted me back.