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  1. #331
    To be fair, there are some really good pizzerias in Brooklyn. *makes pizza*
    Hope is the denial of reality

  2. #332
    Considering some of the weird shit just CiCis makes, he shouldn't have much trouble with variety.

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  4. #334
    Steve Jobs once again confirms his wish to become society's moral policeman. His obvious biasness isn't new but to flat out admit this goal, and to push people to another platform is a true WTF for Apple.
    we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and (sic) Android phone

  5. #335
    He doesn't want to police society, he wants to sell his product to the demographics who think pornography is a gateway drug to rape and heroin. Maybe rape on heroin, I haven't seen Dr Phil in ages.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  6. #336
    Health costs to high? Screw the Affordable Care Act, offer your doctor chickens!


  7. #337
    Fucking dickwads who discriminate based on sexual orientation...

    Three bisexual men have filed a federal lawsuit against a national gay-sports organization, claiming they were unfairly deemed not gay enough to play for a gay softball team during the Gay Softball World Series.
    You'd think the members of a gay-sports organization might have experienced that sort of shit firsthand, and would therefore not do it to others.

    That's what I get for thinking.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  8. #338
    It's all about parochialism after a point.

  9. #339
    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    It's all about parochialism after a point.
    Ohh! I learned a new word!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    His obvious biasness isn't new but to flat out admit this goal, and to push people to another platform is a true WTF for Apple.
    Not really... he's been doing it for decades with his whole "use our products as I say, or I'll sue the shit out of you" business plan. The only WTF thing about it all is that Apple products are all the chic thing for lefties and creative/artistic techies (image/video editing and the like). You'd think they would want freedom of expression and the like, but instead they side with the moralistic, uptight ego-maniac who'll sue anyone with an original idea about how to use his products.

    Sort of like the whole musicians wearing Che Guevara shirts... you're idolizing the guy who tried to ban music and called artists worthless parasites... alrighty, then!
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  11. #341
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Fucking dickwads who discriminate based on sexual orientation...



    You'd think the members of a gay-sports organization might have experienced that sort of shit firsthand, and would therefore not do it to others.

    That's what I get for thinking.
    Fags have been hating bis since forever ('you're just greedy', etc.), and a lot of bis complain about being hated by both sides of the so-called fence!

    The lesson here, kids? Pick a hole and stick with it
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  12. #342
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    The lesson here, kids? Pick a hole and stick with it
    That's just stupid. No wonder eating, obesity, anorexia, and purging disorders are a massive problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Fags have been hating bis since forever ('you're just greedy', etc.), and a lot of bis complain about being hated by both sides of the so-called fence!
    Really? How odd.

    Bisexual women are awesome. I just wish I could find two of my very own... sure would take the awkwardness out of suggesting a three-way.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  14. #344
    Three-ways really aren't that hard to set up

    IMO more than four is a crowd, though
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  15. #345
    Notice he didn't say bisexual men are awesome. He just wants to be the only penis in any group. That's why he thinks bisexual women are "awesome". He figures it's two in the bush and he's got the bird to set them free.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Three-ways really aren't that hard to set up
    They are in Ohio. Fucking nation of Puritans.

    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    He figures it's two in the bush and he's got the bird to set them free.
    That is a scurrilous lie! Girl-on-girl action is hot, and I have no desire to set bisexual women "free" of that beautiful expression of their sexuality.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Sort of like the whole musicians wearing Che Guevara shirts... you're idolizing the guy who tried to ban music and called artists worthless parasites... alrighty, then!
    But it's cool
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

  18. #348
    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    Notice he didn't say bisexual men are awesome. He just wants to be the only penis in any group. That's why he thinks bisexual women are "awesome". He figures it's two in the bush and he's got the bird to set them free.

    Um, ostensibly Kain is heterosexual, so he'd glean little fun from bi men. Having a sexual preference isn't inherently sexist.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flixy View Post
    But it's cool
    It really, really isn't
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  19. #349
    Is watching lezzas while drooling a sexual preference?
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  20. #350
    http://tv.yahoo.com/south-park/show/...thpark_muslims Didn't think they'd be so blatant about it.
    Hope is the denial of reality

  21. #351
    A college fraternity inspired by Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee has banned members around the country from wearing Confederate uniforms to "Old South" parties and parades after years of complaints that the tradition was racially insensitive.
    the rest, if you care
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  22. #352
    Quote Originally Posted by Khendraja'aro in the Happy thread View Post
    Totally wasted. Met a nice girl, have to ask her out tomorrow. Will see how that goes.


    ... the fuck Khen?!

    This post is just ... so out of character to your normal posts.

    ~

    Good stuff mate. Keep us filled in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  23. #353
    It's always the quiet ones, and all that
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  24. #354
    My son is running around the house. He needed to take his pokemon for a walk in the pokewalker, and it is raining.

    Did you know that two kids sound like a herd of elephants?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  25. #355
    WTF is a pokewalker?

    Put your kids with the cats, herding is herding.

  26. #356
    Pedometer that came with two of the new(ly remade) Pokemon games. They get bonuses in the game for being active outside it. So my kids just load a pokemon into theirs when they go outside to play after school, change their pokemon for others out of their games during their regular check-in times.

    I suppose for inactive kids it might be encouragement to get off the couch and do something.

    It is, however, really low on my fun rainy day activities list.

    The cats are napping. Stripes is on the cat tower, Timmy is on top of my son's laptop.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  27. #357
    WTF? Pokemon has taken a cue from wii, but it's really just a pedometer? What's next....playing poker with gas points?


  28. #358
    Ah, but the more you walk, the more opportunities to collect rare pokemon happen. And while you're out walking, you might as well join in and play a game with the other kids who are taking their kids for a stroll. And then maybe you'll discover that really playing kickball with friends is more fun than playing the wii version of it.

    All this could happen.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  29. #359
    FFS, give the kids a rusty tin can and tell them to kick it around. Barefoot. They can make their own rules, but no talking to strangers. Wheat from chaffe. They can't come home until it's dark. Not even for bandaids or neosporin. Or to charge their damn cell phone or game platform. But they MUST come home when it's dusk-dark.

    Lay you odds they'll push dusk-dark to the limit. While running around. Giggling.

  30. #360
    Good luck finding that rusty tin can. Littering is bad, mkay?

    Actually, all the litter round here is plastic and paper. I guess they can kick Mt.Dew bottles.

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