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    What's wrong with you people...

    A western Pennsylvania man has been fined $50 for using his finger to write derogatory words on the dirty cab of a Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission truck. Charles J. Vranich, 33, of South Pymatuning Township, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct last week on a citation filed by Fish Commission Officer Jeffrey Giardina. Vranich wrote the words on the officer's truck when both happened to be at the same gas station in September.

    Vranich wasn't immediately available for comment, but his father, Charles Sr., said Monday his son wrote "I suck" on Giardina's truck because his son was upset that the officer made him take an alcohol breath test -- which Vranich passed -- after boating weeks before.

    His father said, "It was something that he shouldn't have done."
    Guess the fish monitor couldn't just wash his truck. :lol:
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    "I suck" :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged
    What the fuck is wrong with you people...
    Fixed that, stay on topic please
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    Might as well change the thread title lolli.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust
    Fixed that, stay on topic please
    Fuck you and your staying on topic. I like to derail threads with my first post in them.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged
    Fuck you and you're staying on top.
    Number of possible replies overflow error

    edit: And fixed that for you!

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60E3ZN20100115

    Impromptu billboard porn film stops traffic
    MOSCOW
    Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30am EST

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.

    Oddly Enough

    The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 miles) south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn.

    "They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.

    A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on youtube.com and internet sites Friday across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.

    Authorities said they are investigating, RIA added
    I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
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    Woooooo go Russia! Take it off!
    Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
    For you.
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    This city is a prostitute
    She has red spots on her forehead
    Her teeth are made of gold
    She's fat and yet so lovely
    Her mouth falls to my valley
    when I pay her for it
    She takes off her clothes but only for money
    The city that keeps me in suspense

    Moscow
    One, two, three!
    Moscow
    Look!
    Pioneers are walking around there,
    singing songs to Lenin.

    She is old and nevertheless beautiful
    I can't resist her
    I can't resist
    She powders her old skin
    and has gotten her breasts rebuilt
    rebuilt
    She makes me horny I suffer torment
    She dances for me I have to pay
    I have to pay
    She sleeps with me but only for money
    It's still the most beautiful city in the world

    Moscow
    One, two, three!
    Moscow
    Look!
    Pioneers are walking around there,
    singing songs to Lenin.

    I see something, that you don't see
    (When you close your eyes)
    When you sleep deeply in the night
    I see something, that you don't see
    (When you kneel before me)
    When you lie before me
    I see something, that you don't see
    (When you touch me with your mouth)
    When you talk to me
    I see something, that you'll never see
    One, two, three!

    Moscow
    One, two, three!
    Moscow
    Look!
    Pioneers are walking around there,
    singing songs to Lenin.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Found this a few days ago:

    http://english.pravda.ru/science/myster ... man_face-0

    A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
    Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calfís snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

    ďIíve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. Iíve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,Ē the 29-year-old veterinary said.

    The lambís head had human features on Ė the eyes, the nose and the mouth Ė only the ears were those of a sheep.

    Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lambís mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

    In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

    "This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

    The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

    The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
    Interesting, but also pretty bizarre that the village would go to extremes and burn the body, instead of letting scientists study it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by --Griffon--
    Interesting, but also pretty bizarre that the village would go to extremes and burn the body, instead of letting scientists study it.
    They're highly superstitious and believe in magic and bad omens...of course they're going to burn it, they also think that its the result of a man having sex with a sheep...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusions
    They're highly superstitious and believe in magic and bad omens...of course they're going to burn it, they also think that its the result of a man having sex with a sheep...
    Someone needs to educate them badly. Point out that if that were true then New Zealand would consist entirely of half-man half-sheep mutants.
    Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempus Vernum

    Someone needs to educate them badly. Point out that if that were true then New Zealand would consist entirely of half-man half-sheep mutants.
    But...It does
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus
    But...It does
    hmm, point taken.

    Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
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    Police: Girl, 2, found wandering pantless with dad's dope pipe

    By CASEY MCNERTHNEY
    SEATTLEPI.COM STAFF

    A Wallingford man was arrested Saturday after his 2-year-old daughter was found wandering unattended on North 50th Street with his glass marijuana pipe in her play purse.

    The girl "was wearing only a pajama top and no shoes, no socks, no pants or undergarments," Officer Chet Decker wrote in a police incident report. "She also had a live rabbit, a family pet with her."

    Police also found an empty prescription bottle of a pain reliever in the girl's bright pink-and-orange purse. People walking in the area of 50th and Wallingford Avenue North found her and called officers. She was allegedly wandering for at least eight minutes before her father came outside and found her in the street.

    Police said the girl's mother let out the family's dogs and left the door unlocked. The girl wandered out the backdoor. Her parents said they were asleep when the 2-year-old walked outside about noon.

    The girl's parents said "(she) was not wearing adequate clothing because she is potty training and often takes her clothes off in the house," Decker wrote. The temperature was 43 degrees.

    The father told police she must have found the pipe outside, but later allegedly said he used the pipe to smoke marijuana the night before and left it on the back porch. His name was also on the prescription bottle, which he was taking for dental surgery he recently had, according to the report.

    Medics responded, but determined the girl did not need additional medical treatment. The father was released from the North Precinct after his arrest, and the pipe allegedly tested positive for 0.2 grams of marijuana.

    A 10-year-old child also lives at the Wallingford home, and police requested the incident report be forwarded to Child Protective Services.

    The 2-year-old girl was released to her mother. The child does not have her own bed for sleeping in, but "is otherwise well cared for and lives in sanitary conditions," Decker wrote.

    Seattle City Attorney Pete Holmes has said charges will not be filed for instances of marijuana possession. But his spokeswoman, Kathy Mulady, said drug paraphernalia possession "is a completely separate issue," and the man could still face charges.

    The case remains open and has not been referred to Holmes' office.

    This weekend, Craig Sims, head of the city attorney's criminal division, reviewed 42 marijuana possession cases, Mulady said. Of those, 25 were filed under previous city attorney Tom Carr, and are expected to be dismissed by the end of the month.

    The other 17 have been referred by Seattle police, "but they will probably be referred back to the police department without charges," Mulday said.
    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/414390_pot20.html

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    I just saw a very badly dressed gay man walking up my street talking loudly on his phone.

    He was explaining to the entire neighborhood that he had a nice time with "him" last night, but he just doesn't know if he's the "one."

    No one should wear bright yellow sweatpants with an aqua t-shirt. No one.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Decided to clean out the office refrigerator...

    ...of note was a carton of milk from last July, grapes that were more fungus than fruit, and a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise...

    ...that expired in 2006...

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    Gender Bending in Restaurant Restrooms
    Is it OK for gals to use the menís loo?

    Dear Helena,
    When I go to the bathroom in a restaurant, thereís often a line. God knows what other women do in there. I can do my business, wash my hands, and refresh my lip gloss in two minutes or less. Anyway, if thereís no line for the menís, and Iím desperate, Iíll duck in there instead. Is that OK?
    óSquirming in Line

    Dear Squirming in Line,
    I donít recommend barging in on a line of guys at the urinal, but if the menís room is an individual bathroom and thereís no one waiting, itís fine to take advantage. Marcia Gagliardi, creator of San Franciscoís Tablehopper newsletter and frequent restaurant-goer, isnít squeamish about using the menís room in such situations. But if a guy is waiting when she comes out, he sometimes isnít happy. ďIíve had a few dismissive looks; Iíve even had one guy make a comment like, ĎCouldnít wait in line, huh?íĒ
    http://www.chow.com/stories/12000

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    I have no problem with walking into a men's room.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    Just make sure you don't gag!

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    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged
    I have no problem with walking into a men's room.

    Lolli's in the men's room -- form a line.
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    Praise the man who seeks the truth, but run from the one who has found it.

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    Last night my wife actually said "It's going to snow tonight, cause it's getting too warm out here". WTF?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rumrunner
    Last night my wife actually said "It's going to snow tonight, cause it's getting too warm out here". WTF?!
    Well -10 is warmer than -20. Cloud cover tends to warm things up and it can't snow without clouds so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Being
    Well -10 is warmer than -20. Cloud cover tends to warm things up and it can't snow without clouds so...
    Also if it is wet snow the temperature will remain at 32 degrees F. That's why it will warm up from below freezing when wet snow begins to fall.

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    Probably not the first to mention this, but I just noticed both the Happy and the Messing with Groove threads are gone.

    Also, Rand infracted me some time ago for using the word Negro:

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    I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
    I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
    Which is what I am

    I aim at the stars
    But sometimes I hit London

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust
    Probably not the first to mention this, but I just noticed both the Happy and the Messing with Groove threads are gone.
    This, uh, was requested by users

    We're, uh, tenacious
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2
    Might as well change the thread title lolli.
    I said:

    MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE LOLLI

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    But, but, but if I do that it'd be like doing what someone told me to do.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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