That's a really tough choice. I mean Spready Mercury I would go for any day of the week normally, a nod to an absolute legend and one of the greatest musicians of all time who left too soon.
But Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machinery ... come on that's good. How often do we get a nod to Timmy Mallet, the greatest child's comic when I was growing up?
I'm torn, I wouldn't know how to vote. Maybe lean towards Gritsy Bitsy.
At least its not Gritty McGritface. That joke's been done to death.